Digger (2026) Spoilers- The Last Good Bad Movie (?)

Alejandro González Iñárritu and Tom Cruise’s newest film, Digger is now out in theaters…..and playing in completely empty screenings. While I highly doubt anyone thought this would do Spider-Man: Brand New Day numbers, Digger is bombing at the box office in ways that very few films ever has before. With a budget that’s somewhere between $125 to $180 million dollars to a market campaign that did everything except explain what the actual plot of the film was, this is looking to be one of the biggest financial bombs in recent history, only grossing $8 million domestically and $20 million overall in it’s opening weekend. Considering all the other films that have crashed and burn since the 2020s have come around, Digger being among the worst of the worst is saying a LOT!

After seeing the film, it’s easy to see why this has not attract an audience whatsoever. It’s just really, REALLY bad! It’s certainly bad in a FASCINATING way and a bad film in a way that only an unconventional director like Alejandro González Iñárritu could possibly make, but it’s still bad all the same. Similar to what I say about Joker: Folie à Deux just two years ago, I can’t help but feel like this will be among the last “special” bad films we are ever going to get anytime soon. Not only because of how much money has been thrown at this with little to no satisfying box office results and it’s rather divisive critical reception but because of the massive black whale that is Paramount Skydance about to swallow up Warner Bros Discovery.

In case you haven’t heard, Paramount Skydance have been giving the full greenlight to purchase Warner Bros Discovery, anti-trust lawsuits and monopoly laws be damned! It’s believe that after tomorrow October 6th, the merger will be 100% completed and the faith of Warner Bros Discovery will be in the hands of CEO David Ellison, A.K.A. the father of Larry Ellison, A.K.A. the head of Oracle and the SECOND richest man in the world! Now strictly known as Skydance, Ellison is looking to use his recent purchases of Paramount Pictures and Warner Bros Discovery to conquer the movie industry and define how big films will be featured for the foreseeable future in Hollywood!

I can go into a million different reasons why this is horrifying beyond measures but put it simply, if you didn’t like it when Disney bought 21st Century Fox back in 2017, well you are almost certainly not gonna like a buyout that is basically the STEROIDS equivalent of that! While Ellison has constantly promised that the combination of Skydance, Paramount, and Warner Bros will help release up to 30 films a year, there is absolutely no guarantee of that happening giving the insane amount of debt that will be attached to the studio come Tuesday morning. And if we are going by the track record of 21st Century Studios since Disney bought them and David Ellison’s Hollywood resume as whole, that will mean far more focus on brand recognition and IP and far less on actual original projects like Digger!

And even though Digger is technically awful, it’s the kind of awful that only happens when a director with a complete vision helms the project without the higher ups at the studio weighing it down. It’s the kind of awful film that almost warrants seeing just to be a part of the conversation and NOT something that isn’t worth paying attention to because it’s the same old corporate slop that Hollywood has been serving for a long time. And best of all, it’s the kind of awful film that a studio head like Ellison wouldn’t greenlight in a million years because it’s ultimately a critique of people like him and why the world is in the dark, cynical place that’s it in right now due to people like him.

To further explain what I’m talking about, it’s time to go into full spoiler territory for Digger! If you haven’t seen the film and/or don’t want any spoilers, you might want to stop now and click off the article! You have been warned!

If anyone was wondering why the trailers didn’t show jacks**t about this entire film other than how Tom Cruise has been Hollywood Jesus for the past 40 years, that’s because in doing so would give away the big spoiler reveal/plot twist that is revealed after the initial reel. That twist being that none of the events happening in the movie is real!

Tom Cruise is NOT the actual titled character of Digger but just an actor named Curtis Markson playing the role of Digger Rockwell, a wealthy oil tycoon whose company causes a potential world-ending disaster in Greenland. The events that is shown throughout the entire film aren’t actually events that’s happening in real life but from a staged play titled Fossil Fools, a satirical Climate Change play about an event that played out that sunk the whole world to a complete and utter abyss and the incompetent clowns that were largely responsible for that. This is all taken place in a dystopian future where global disasters have already happened and AI and government officials have 100% taken over our lives as a result of it!

So, yeah! I think you can understand why they couldn’t show anything in the trailers. Not only because this would’ve given away what the film is actually about in ways that are beyond unsatisfying but this would’ve been the quickest way to turn any sane individual off from spending 15 to 20 dollars on a movie ticket to see in theaters. This ain’t a story where Tom Cruise gets to be Tom Cruise and dig his way through the whole mess that he caused, it’s a story where Tom Cruise imagines a “What If?” of an already happened scenario of him doing just that. (As a matter of fact, I don’t even think we get a single shot of the movie with Digger with an actual shovel outside of when he is in his pajamas!) This ain’t a film where a film where Alejandro González Iñárritu wants to use a black comedy satire to go into the ins and outs about global warming and climate change but wants to use a black comedy satire OF a black comedy satire that goes into the ins and outs about global warming and climate change.

The oddest part of all of this is the way the film continues to just trot along after revealing the big blockbuster after the first half hour of the film. It goes back and forth of Curtis doing rehearsals of Fossil Fools with Cruise doing his awkward accent that you’ve seen in the trailers and Curtis offstage drama with his wife and daughter, with Cruise going back to his normal voice. Even though the cat is out of the bag and the big magic bunny has already been pulled out of the hat, the film kinda acts like it never did that and still continues along with it’s full satire play is being played completely straight, with moments where it feels like Iñárritu has to come on camera and explain the themes of the movie, as if he doesn’t think his audience is smart enough to get it. It’s like Iñárritu watched Vice and Don’t Look Up on loop and thought, “Hold my beer!”

The closest thing we get to a real conflict with our main character Curtis is when we get updates of what’s going on with his daughter, whose plane she’s on disappeared on a radar because of a hurricane that transpires throughout the course of the film. And even then, that gets responded with a complete whole, “OH, SHE’S OKAY NOW, I GUESS!” and that’s it. You don’t even get to see Curtis reuniting with his daughter in person or even on the phone, we’re just told she’s okay at the end and because of that, everything is fine and daddy now…..until we are reveal in the last frame and in the credits that it’s totally not.

On one hand, it is admirable for Alejandro González Iñárritu to make a film that refuses to play by the rules and will almost certainly cause review bombings based on the kind of satire and individuals it is mocking. However, he still forgot to make an engaging film in it’s own right and one that works regardless if you look at it as a self-parody, political commentary, or just a good old piece of art in general. Once you known the big reveal of Digger and the point that Iñárritu is trying to get across, the rest of the film just feels…….pointless. When you nothing that is happening on screen is real and the only engaging conflict is resolved off screen, what exactly is there to invest in here other than Tom Cruise trying to become the first actor in history to win an Oscar AND a Razzie at the exact same time?!

Even if you buy into the factor about the movie being about how sometimes we need a comedic distraction to take our mind off of what’s happening in our world today, I don’t think it’s best to get that message across with a play that is about a big global disaster that occurs and the men that are directly responsible for it. Yes, it’s funny to watch great actors give comedically over-the-top bad performances to get the point across but it’s not so much laughing through tears of laughter but laughing because crying would hurt too much. But at least we get to laugh at all….I guess.

Yet again, I can’t help but feel like I’m gonna be nostalgic when these special kind of bad films don’t get made anymore from Warner Bros, or strictly now known as Skydance. Even taken away Ellison’s personal politics, a spectacular bomb such as Digger will only scare away studios from trying a failed experiment like this again and only resort to making your Days of Thunder 2 and Gremlins 2 for the foreseeable future. And unfortunately, you won’t always be able to count on YouTube filmmakers to pop out Iron Lung, Obsession, and Backrooms to say the day for originality in filmmaking.

With more and more mergers coming into fruition, more independent films such as Digger will become rarer and rarer! After acquisitions such as Disney buying Fox and Skydance buying Paramount and Warner Bros, it’s clear that studios are going to put the majority of their focus on pumping out big blockbusters films and less on smaller and more independent films. There will always be one or two of them that will be able to squeeze through the system (We did get Send Help from 21st Century Studios this year after all!) but for the most part, you are likely to get more Minecraft movies than you would films like Sinners and One Battle After Another. Holes will need to be filled to plug in that gape for fresh and original films to still be able to shine, providing that variety of selected films made for theaters that major studios aren’t bothering to invest in anymore. While I’m sure current independent film studios like A24 and Focus Feature will still keep that bright light glowing, I would not expect a massive studio like Skydance to focus on that anytime soon, especially with the insane amount of debt they will be in.

If Digger really does act as the final film to ever get the full Warner Bros logo and the last hoorah from prior WB co-chair heads Pamela Abdy and Michael De Luca (who were responsible for the terrific 2025 for WB but a terrible 2026 so far), then at least it would be a fitting it to a legendary run from one of the greatest film studios in the history of cinema! Not because it’s a good movie but it’s probably the last good bad movie we will ever get from them. At least David Zaslav gets his half billion dollar retirement!

Also, my final rating on Digger:

Is It Time To Pull The Plug On A.I.?

Remember when A.I. specially referred to just certain characters in video games that you couldn’t play as or Skynet from Terminator, a film that foreshadowed a dystopian future you knew had ZERO chance of becoming an actual reality?! Those were the “good” times, weren’t they?!

You don’t have to be living under a rock to know that A.I. is EVERYWHERE nowadays! Whether we are talking about A.I. that is designed with “assisting” our computers, A.I. that is designed to give us a robo chat bot to talk to or A.I. that is designed to make a bunch of creatively bankrupt SLOP that no one will want to see or watch, you simply can NOT escape A.I. nowadays! You can’t click on an ad or watch a commercial that does NOT have some sort of mention of A.I.!

Ever since OpenAI released ChatGPT in 2022, every company and their mother has jumped on the artificial intelligence bandwagon, hoping to ride the current trending tech wave in the hopes that they can make extra money of it before they get “left behind”! That has led to the likes of Google creating Gemini, Meta making Llama, and Twitter/X cranking out Grok, creating new “special” features for their brands and businesses in the hopes of winning the A.I. race, perhaps the biggest global race of the 2020s thus far! Because of that, hundreds of millions to even billions of dollar signs have been spent in the past four years on developing A.I. data centers and infrastructures all around the world!

And as we begin to get more advance with A.I., there has been serious concerns about how exactly artificial intelligence will affect us for the foreseeable future! Will there be any jobs left? Will all of our favorite hobbies be made by actual people? Will this actually be as impactful as it is in our favorite sci-fi films from over 25 years ago?! And most importantly, will robots actually take over humanity and wipe us all out just like in the movies? If this A.I. surge is in any way successful, this could be a transformation of humanity and civilization that will change the way we live our lives for the foreseeable future!

And yet here we are in 2026, where A.I. has had it’s time to fully settle into our daily lives after taking the world by storm just a few years ago. We are now in a time in figuring out if A.I. is really going to benefit us in the long run or will it just evaporate the human race quicker than Rob Schneider in a bed room! After this surge with artificial intelligence that has been pushed HARD by companies and billionaire tech bros from all across the world, is A.I. REALLY living up to the hype? Well, if the “hype” of the likes of VRs, 3D TVs, Crypto, NFTs, Metaverse, etc…. is anything to by? I will definitely say no!

I can’t speak for everybody but I really don’t think A.I. is this incredible achievement that we’ve been promised from the likes of Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and insert any other infamous white billionaire you can think of! Despite promises that it would unlock new and exciting ways on how we go about our daily lives and how it will make living on earth all the more easier, it has done the complete opposite of that!

Instead of doing things that people would actually want A.I. to do such as coding, doing our chores, and finding a cure for cancer, it instead has been used to suck the life, joy, and humanity out of everything! We have people using A.I. to create imaginary robot friends from themselves, we have people using A.I. to do their homework for them with no repercussions, we have people using A.I. to make awful looking fan fiction and deepfake trailers that can easily make a million views on Tiktok and YouTube, we have people using A.I. to create literal fake news, and we even have people using A.I. to developing plans and strategies for the U.S. military! (Seriously, whoever is doing that needs to be send home ASAP!) And the results have been universally DISASTROUS!

Not only as A.I. done the exact opposite in expanding the human mind and making our lives better like we were promised, it has made everything significantly WORSE! Kids are becoming even dumber and flunking in their classes, adults are losing their jobs and being forced to cut back on spending, copyright and lawsuits are being thrown out the window as soulless companies continue to give into these billionaire tech bros, and creativity and visionary in entertainment is on absolute life support! And don’t even get me started on how electricity bills have skyrocketed and prices for RAMS, PCs, and video game consoles are at an all-time high, in large part due to providing funding for these A.I. tech companies who are too lazy NOT making the kind of A.I. the public actually wants! Needlessly to say, I’m REALLY f**king sick of A.I.! And if what I’ve been reading and the reactions all over the internet I’ve been seeing is true, so does the majority of the human population!

Despite promises that A.I. would make the work of businesses much easier and cheaper, it hasn’t done any of that! Data has shown that over 90% of A.I. tech companies in the past year have falling under and 95% of generative A.I. pilots are failing with making any useful A.I.! You have movie studios like Lionsgate that has struggled massively on making A.I.-generated films with Runway and have pretty much given up on that completely! Even Dell, A.K.A. one of MicroSLOP’s (See what I did there!) biggest partners, is admitting that customers don’t give a crap about their “A.I.” features with their PCs! Putting all those facts into your own head along with reading article after article of companies admitting that A.I. is NOT benefiting them in any way, shape, or form, I don’t think artificial intelligence is what it has been made out to be.

To make matters even worse, even though A.I. has gain more revenue since 2022 (Last year, it’s estimated that it made up to $16 billion in revenue), it is still NO WHERE near enough to where it’s going to need to be by the end of this decade! Analysis have stated than in order for these high tech A.I. companies to make the profit they need in order for it all to be worthwhile, they will need to start earning TWO TRILLION DOLLARS annually by 2030! That is more than the combined 2024 revenue of Amazon, Apple, Alphabet, Microsoft, Meta, and Nividia COMBINED! Studies have shown that A.I. tech companies are currently on pace to be over $800 billion SHORT for where they will need to be by the end of the decade! Unless they are able to find quick and useful ways to make A.I. popular among the general population, they are BEYOND screwed for the future!

So much so that recent reports have come out that OpenAI is RAPIDLY losing money the longer it goes on, projecting to lose up to $14 billion in 2026 ALONE! And if they can’t get another round of funding from the U.S. government or some other notable rich source, they could run completely out of money as soon as NEXT YEAR! (And considering Trump’s recent comments about A.I. companies being on their own now, I’m willing to bet that Sammy boy will not be so fortunate!) If that’s not a sign that A.I. is NOT the future revolutionary we have been promised and is just another tech bubble that’s going to pop soon, I don’t know what is!

The main question is that if A.I. is a bubble, then why are there still so much money being thrown at it and other companies are still eager to join the bot merry-go-round?! Well, that might have to do with the fact that the entire U.S. economy is currently being strung together at the moment with A.I.! So much so that President Trump have exempted A.I. gear from his so-called tariffs in order for the current GDP to continue to grow and to help fund the big tech companies!

To put it simply, if it wasn’t for this heavy A.I. investment, we all would be in a recession right now! The entire economy of the United States of f**king America is nothing more than one enormous bet on A.I.! And right now, it does not look like that the bet is gonna pay off!

I’m sure most of my readers are old enough to remember of a certain stock market crash that happened around 2008! This was a market crash that was caused by the housing bubble bursting in 2007! That led to the world’s greatest recession since The Great Depression, leading to many jobs lost, spending plummeting, and more people being homeless in generations! And the only ones that did NOT suffer from this live changing disaster are the companies and rich assholes that caused the bubble in the first place! Because no mass arrests took place on Wall Street, that led to many people losing faith in institutions and whatever trust they still had in our government! That event alone might’ve just been the thing that has led to America and the whole world to the boiling point where it is today!

And if recent studies and reports are accurate, we could be in for a new world of hurt for 2026 and 2027! Yet again, we have a big financial bubble that everyone knows is gonna burst! Yet again, that exact bubble is caused by a handful of big corporations and well-known infamous names spending more money willy nilly than they should! And yet again, the bubble popping could do great damage to our economy where anyone that is not rich and famous is going to suffer big time! The only difference this time is that this will be an extremely boom or bust scenario!

If in some fantasy world where the A.I. boom and Trump tariffs actually ends up paying off, this could lead to the healthiest and wealthiest economy that America hasn’t seen since the 90s or at least be on the level that it was before Covid. However, in a more realistic world, we could end up in a world that see a mish-mash of the 2008 crash and the 2021 inflation rise on STEROIDS! Although, either one of these outcomes won’t be remotely possible unless the A.I. bubble does indeed burst!

This all leads me to the one question that I posted in the title of this piece: Is it time to pull the plug on A.I.?

Despite having this much time, money, resources, and coverage around it, it doesn’t seem to provide even a quarter of the quality that we have been promised since the hype train started! It hasn’t improved our daily lives, it hasn’t been able to unlock all these amazing things that we couldn’t do before, and it’s only making society dumber and dumber the more advance that it gets!

And even if we do get A.I. that actually is able to do any one of these revolutionary things they said it would do, it could cost the majority of the population their jobs, given us less income than before, and also provide less human interactions than ever before. Oh, and that’s not even going into the SLIGHT chance of making Terminators become an actual f**king reality!

While there isn’t going to be an easy way to deal with this matter, I do believe that it is indeed time to pull the plug on A.I.! Not in the sense that it will go away entirely but it’s time to stop shoving it down our throats and cramming it into things that we do not need it for! Over hundreds of millions to billions dollars have been BURNED trying to create an A.I. that would actually be useful and resourceful and they have completely failed to do so! Even if we do get hit hard in the same way we did in 2008 or perhaps in 2001 when the internet/dot.com bubble popped, it will be worth it because at least some sort of the human experience will still be preserved, the kind of experience that A.I. can simply NEVER replicate no matter how good it is!

What should happen once this bubble does burst is to put the focus on A.I. that will actually do the things that we actually WANT it do for us! Use it to help with coding, use it to help co-edit a piece we write or video we make, use it to do all of our dirty work that we don’t want to do, use it for advance scientific research and finding a cure for cancer, and most important thing of all, use it as a TOOL and NOT as a means to replace humanity entirely!

A.I. should exist to ASSIST us, NOT replace us! We don’t want it to make a bunch of slop that is hard to watch, take away our jobs and destroy the overall human experience! We just want it to HELP us, nothing more and nothing less! And if you can’t create an A.I. that can do that, then maybe you should just give up on it all together and stop trying to make science fiction into literally non-fiction!

Until Elon, Mark, Jeff, and Sam chun out whatever their next advance tech that is gonna change humanity forever, I will see you all next time!

Other comments:

  • I was actually gonna do a review for the new film Mercy but a.) the snowstorm took a hit on me and b.) I’m pretty sure there’s nothing I can say about A.I. there then what I would say here! That would be my review in a nutshell!

  • I do fully expected A.I. to result in the same way that 3D movies and tv were after the late 2000s/early 2010s! It will still be around but it won’t be shoved down your throat the way it is now!

  • Seriously, I still remember how a commercial for EVERY SINGLE NEW MOVIE being about how you have to see it in 3D or else you will miss the “ultimate” experience! Thank god, they stopped with that!

  • I really need to get my story going about a teenage boy navigating his way through high school in the age of A.I.! I don’t know how much longer the A.I. cycle is gonna be by the time I’m done with my first book!

  • Oh, and here’s a video of Ben Affleck with an incredibly BASED take on A.I.!