Best Movies of 2023

Another year of entertainment has come and gone so it’s time to look back at some of the very best that it had to offer. It’s been a wild and chaotic year for Hollywood and Cinema in general! From the near-year long strikes to financial bomb after financial bomb, there was a lot of negativity to take in with movies this year. However, despite all of that madness, there were still plenty of greatness that 2023 was able to offer with cinema! That’s why it’s now time to share my picks for the top ten best films of 2023 (that I actually saw)!

A few disclaimers is that I did not see EVERY film I wanted to see by the end of the year. These include films that have gotten rave reviews from critics and audiences such as Poor Things, The Iron Claw, Maestro, American Fiction, The Color Purple, and The First Slam Dunk. I’ll see them whenever I can but I couldn’t see them on time for this list. Perhaps in the future, I’ll make an updated list of the best films of 2023 and I might include them once I see them. But for now, just know that I couldn’t see every critically darling to come out in 2023.

As per usual, I will start off the lists of my typical unqualifiable mention and my special mention.

Unqualifiable Mention:

Rebel Moon- Part One: A Child of Fire

Ngl, I probably shouldn’t have this on here because I honestly don’t see this being a cult classic outside of the hardcore Zack Snyder fanbase, even when the Snyder Cut and Part 2 comes out. However, if there’s one thing I’ve learned when it comes to movies is to NEVER underestimate the sci-fi genre! There is plenty of interesting concepts and exciting moments throughout Rebel Moon. The visuals are as good as they can be for a Zack Snyder film, the worldbuilding while familiar is intriguing, the action is pretty damn solid throughout, and Sofia Boutella is awesome as Kora, the most compelling character in the whole film. It’s just a shame that it can’t escape the trappings of most theater cuts from Zack Snyder where a good chunk of it is left on the cutting room floor.

Even so, I still couldn’t help but be intrigued by Rebel Moon- Part One: A Child of Fire despite it’s major flaws. Maybe it’s because I’m just a sucker of the sci-fi genre and I’ll always just take whatever I can get with them. It lives rent free in it’s own sandbox and throws so many different ideas on the screen that it’s near impossible to be bored by it. I don’t know if this will gain any sort of recognition once time have had it’s day with it but in this case, I feel Rebel Moon is worth a mention.

Special Mention:

The Super Mario Bros Movie

Acting as the highest grossing animated film of 2023, The Super Mario Bros. Movie is the one video game movie that feels like it was 100% ripped straight from the games in terms of it’s animation, style, world building, and amount of fan service throughout. It even works quite well as a simple story of a complete zero turning into a complete hero along with the importance of brotherhood. It’s just so much fun seeing characters such as Mario, Princess Peach, Donkey Kong, and Toad kicking butt together on the big screen for the first time ever. Not even the common tropes from Illumination Animation that brought down their prior movies such as an obvious celebrity heavy voice cast and awkwardly inserted song tracks are able to bring this one down, which likely has to do with Nintendo’s influence. I don’t know how I would feel about this movie if I wasn’t a Mario but since I am, I couldn’t help but be very satisfied with this movie.

And now here are the honorable mentions (in no particular order):

  • M3GAN

  • Missing

  • Creed III

  • Air

  • Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

  • Evil Dead Rise

  • Suzume

  • Are You There God, It’s Me Margaret?

  • Elemental

  • Nimona

  • Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning- Part 1

  • They Cloned Tyrone

  • Bottoms

  • The Holdovers

  • The Boy and the Heron

And now, onto the main top 10!

10.) Barbie

The highest grossing film of the year was also one of the year’s best! What easily could have been a by-the-numbers flick for little girls that would have been better off going straight to streaming, Greta Gerwig decides to go beyond that and craft a film about traditional gender roles, identity, and why there should be a proper balance between the matriarchy and patriarchy. Barbie is as clever, funny, and creative as you could expected given the talent involved, with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling being a match made in heaven as Barbie and Ken respectively. The world-building is as strong as it could possibly be with a movie surrounding a toy brand that everyone is aware off, each cast member are clearly having the time of their lives, the soundtrack is one you are likely gonna have stuck in your head as soon as you leave the theater, and it feels so refreshing to see a new summer blockbuster that seems to have to same love and passion it does from both in front and behind the camera. It doesn’t all work 100% and there will certainly be plenty of folks that will take issue with the way it handles it’s themes and messages but for the most part, Greta Gerwig is able to make lightning strike a third time in a row and has made herself a new name to look out for. If you’re a woman, you probably already saw this movie and love it. And heck, even if you are a man, watch it yourself and you’ll probably have a good time as well!

9.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Of all the feature films that have we have gotten so far involving the TMNT brand, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is probably the movie that has gotten the most things right, aside from the 1990 original. While the animation and art style does take obvious inspiration from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, it’s able to learn the right lessons from it by creating exciting set pieces and inventive visual storytelling. It looks amazing, the turtles themselves are all well-utilized, bounce off each other perfectly and actually FEEL like teenagers, the story feels fresh yet faithful to the turtles themselves, the score is absolutely killer, the action is a lot of fun to sit through, and it’s able to exist in it’s own sandbox as being the kind of thing that can stand proudly on it’s own two feet along with being among the best of what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have offered throughout their history. While I won’t go as far to say that it’s a perfect film in it’s own rights, it’s certainly a perfect TMNT film and one that will likely be the one to get a new generation into this successful running franchise. And if the next film and the new 2D series that’s in the works is as good as Mutant Mayhem, then this next wave of TMNT fans will have plenty to be spoiled by!

8.) Godzilla: Minus One

Perhaps the most surprisingly film to come out in 2023. Who would’ve thought that after so many different Godzilla incarnations over several decades that the character and brand can still find new ways to craft great motion pictures? Godzilla: Minus One not only makes for an instant kaiju movie classic but it’s perhaps the best the character has been on screen since 1954 original. It’s able to pull off that perfect balance of offering exciting Godzilla action and a compelling story with human characters you actually care about, the aspects that many recent Godzilla films have failed SPECTACULARLY at! Even when Godzilla isn’t on screen, you don’t mind as much because of how compelling our main human lead is in Ryunosuke Kamiki’s Kōichi Shikishima. The visual effects are excellent, the sound design is off the charts, and the third act is so tense that it will have you on the edge of your seat. I have a few nitpicks that keeps this from being higher on the list (mostly the detour between the end of the second act and beginning of the climax that dragged for me) but this is DAMN good cinema regardless of those gripes! Between this film, the Monarch: Legacy of Monsters series, and the upcoming Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire movie next year, Godzilla fans have a LOT to look forward to in the future!

7.) Killers of the Flower Moon

Killers of the Flower Moon is once again another winner from the great Martin Scorsese. It’s an exceptionally well crafted and brilliantly acted picture that goes to show why Martin might just be the best when it comes to making these kind of period pieces. It’s as every bit of gripping, emotional, and impeccable as you heard, the 3.5 hour longtime while excessive is put to good use, and it’s another reminder why films like this are worth experiencing on the biggest of screens possible. And Lily Gladstone MORE than deserves that Oscar for Best Supporting Actress! I don’t know where this ranks among his very best but it’s certainly a film that will leave an impact on you, one way or the other. As we reach Scorsese’s final chapter of his 80-year old life, this plays out as the proper beginning of the end of one of our finest filmmakers who has ever lived. Because of that, it’s best to enjoy Scorsese pictures as much as we can while the man is still breathing! Let’s do that and STOP asking the man of his opinions on Marvel movies! Please and thank you!

6.) Talk To Me

No horror film this year was able to impact me and hit me harder than Talk To Me. This is a thrilling and frightening tale about a group of friends led by Sophie Wilde’s Mia that uses an embalmed hand as a way to talk to the dead, taking the cast on a wild journey that makes them connect to spirits in ways they would never imagine and will soon learn to regret. It’s able to take it’s genius horror premise and does just about everything you possibly can with it, creating haunting visuals and imagery that is guarantee to stick with plenty of horror fans alike. The story is gripping, the set pieces are incredibly inventive, the scares are absolutely heart-racing, the tension is felt in every second of the runtime, and the visuals metaphors still live rent free in my head to this day. A24 is certainly not the most mainstream friendly studio out there but when they deliver, they deliver HARD! So hard that even the mainstream audience that give their films a F ranking on CinemaScore have to appreciate it! Talk To Me doesn’t just stand as my favorite horror film of the year but I wouldn’t be surprised if I was able to make room for it on my favorite films of the year period. Just superb entertainment all around!

5.) John Wick: Chapter 4

John Wick: Chapter 4 is an exceptional achievement of not just the John Wick franchise but for the action genre in general. Not since The Raid movies has there been a series of action films that dares to go as big, bold, and as over-the-top as this film does. Yes, the action has never been better choregraphed and executed than it has been here. Yes, the cinematography and pure scope have never looked and felt better than it does here. Yes, just about every noteworthy person in the cast get a moment to shine and scenes that stand out so well you can’t wait until someone uploads them to YouTube. Yes, the near three-hour runtime does not feel daunting in any way. Working perfectly as John Wick himself getting pushed beyond his reasonable measures along with director Chad Stahelski and crew of pushing themselves to make the most unbelievable and badass film imaginable. Even if Chapter 4 does bring a logical stopping point to John Wick’s story, it leaves plenty of room of other characters in the series to have their stories to continue if anyone wants to go that route. I’m not one that likes to claim when a movie is “perfect” but when it comes to John Wick: Chapter 4 and is able to deliver the goods with an absolute bullet point, it’s hard to bring up any flaws that bring the experience down. 

4.) Past Lives

Past Lives makes for a beautiful and touching tale about two friends, separated as children, being reunited as they confront destiny, their love for one another, and the choices they have made throughout the entire life. It’s a deep exploration of the connections we have with ourselves and the ones we care about along with our struggles that helps us define who we are. It’s about two dear friends that went their separate ways but might have an urge to try to relief the good old days in the here and now. It’s perfectly directed, beautifully acted, thematically relevant, emotionally engaging, and uses it’s slow-burn pacing to it’s absolute full potential. It’s a film where it’s ideas within the narrative are executed about as perfect as it could get. Even in an age where certain folks seem to decry the idea of films having important messages, Past Lives is a reminder why we need films like that, films that teaches us the true meaning of life and why we shouldn’t take or the ones we love for granted. If this is not a least nominated for Best Picture, then the Academy Awards can simply suck it. Give Greta Lee the Oscar right now!

3.) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is able to successfully hit all the beats it needs to give fans and audiences a very satisfying ending to it’s trilogy of what is perhaps the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s most surprising and consistently great franchise, along with showing how Marvel can still find ways to deliver quality entertainment, even when it might seem like they’ve reached their limits. It’s able to be funny, dark, sad, engaging, and deliver the highest and most personal stakes of all the three Guardians films that helps make it stand out as possibly the very best in trilogy. I don’t think there was a scene that was as heartbreaking as Rocket watching his friends die right in front of him or as thrilling when the Guardians got together for that one kick-ass action scene with No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn playing. I don’t know what the future holds for the MCU or what awaits for the team members that are still around to fight galactic wars but in the case of this movie, I don’t really care. All Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 needed to do for me was to deliver a conclusion that felt definite, right and satisfying all the same. And on those terms, it was no doubt able to deliver a famously huge third (Pun entirely intended!) I’m glad James Gunn was able to end his run with Marvel on a high note and leave me awaiting his future with DC. A fitting farewell to these lovable a-holes!

2.) Oppenheimer

To be honest, if were going by pure objective quality, this would probably be the very best film of the year for me. Oppenheimer is yet another masterfully made and directed film by the great Christopher Nolan himself, perhaps his biggest cinematic achievement to date. It’s able to tell exactly the kind of sprawling epic story that it aspires to be by acting as a character study first and a biopic second of the infamous man of J. Robert Oppenheimer himself. Every single member of it’s highly recognizable cast is able to completely disappear into their roles and captured their performances perfectly (RDJ better get that Oscar!), it does a great job of exploring the man of J. Robert Oppenheimer (played perfectly by Cillian Murphy) as not just “the destroyer of worlds” but as an impactful flawed man himself, the three hour runtime is put to near perfect use, the score is absolutely riveting and will haunt you in the best of ways, and is able to deliver fully on the theater experience in ways that no other filmmaker than Nolan can do. Even if this is Nolan going for his Oscar, he’s able to do it in such a perfect and organic way that it feels more earnest than forced (Take notes, Alejandro González Iñárritu!). While it’s not quite my favorite film from Nolan (Inception and The Dark Knight will always be very hard to top for me!), this might just be his most important one to date, showcasing why Christopher Nolan will always be a name to attract a mass audience. ! Speaking as someone that was underwhelmed by Dunkirk and Tenet, Oppenheimer is a glorious return to form for Christopher Nolan and perhaps might just be objectively the best film of 2023!

1.) Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

But yeah, this was still my favorite one of the year! Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse shows that the Spider-Verse could in fact make lightning strike twice! Everyone involved with the making of this movie wanted to take everything to the next level without holding anything back and they are able to exceed greatly with a sequel that manages to be as good as Into the Spider-Verse and in some ways, even better. The animation might be the very best I’ve ever seen in any film, the entire cast is perfect with everyone feeling like they are absolutely in LOVE with their roles, Miles and Gwen are some of the most best, engaging, and most layered protagonists in any comic book film, the themes and morals of the story still resonate and fits the core elements of Spider-Man perfectly, and there’s plenty of well earned fan service throughout that never gets in the way of the main central storyline. There has not been a film this year I’ve rewatched more than Across the Spider-Verse and I will certainly continue to do so in the future. While it does end on an obvious cliffhanger, it will no doubt make anyone excited to see how they will wrap up the story in the third and final installment. This is the kind of film that not only proves that superhero films are still important (even after the year the subgenre as had) but animation is as important as well! Spider-ManAcross the Spider-Verse is my favorite film of 2023 and one of my favorite superhero movies of all time period! Bring on Beyond the Spider-Verse!

Also, to Phil Lord, Chris Miller, and the those at Sony Animation, PLEASE treat your animators right this time! Don’t put them through hell like you did with Across the Spider-Verse! We all can wait and be patience if it has to take a few more years for the next film to come out! Let’s not encourage crunch culture any longer and make sure the animators are treated with respect next time around! Please and thank you!

Is The Theatrical Experience Dead?

There was a time when you went to cinema to see the next big blockbuster, it didn’t just feel like you were in for a new movie, it felt like you were in for a new experience. Whether you loved the movie or hated it, there was a magical feeling of being in the cinema for the next big movie with a sold out crowd on opening night or weekend. I will never forget the experience of watching Avengers: Infinity War and Endgame on the very first night with the crowd being on cloud nine the whole way through. To experience all the laughs, cheers, excitement, and even tears to come from the crowd was something truly special and will always be a lasting memory for me! However, as we approach the end of 2023 and see where cinema is in it’s current state, there is a strong argument to be made about how the magic of watching films in cinema is long gone.

To say that 2023 has been a brutal year for Hollywood and cinema would be an understatement. Not only with the handful of strikes that have gone on for the majority of the year but the way that new franchise installments have underperformed vastly and bombed spectacularly at the box office. It’s not only in terms of flicks involving Disney and superheroes like the media has made it out to be but almost every notable franchise out there minus a few exceptions. And it’s not only one or two specific reasons that stand out for these movies tanking but there are MULTIPLE factors here. Multiple factors that honestly has been years in the making!

Because of that, let’s go over ever single logical factor here! Every single concrete reason as to why cinema is in the state that is in right now and why major changes need to happening if cinema will continue to evolve in the comfort of movie theaters everywhere!

The Covid-19 Pandemic

The Covid-19 pandemic changed the lives of every single life form on planet Earth. A worldwide plague that forced everyone to quarantine for the majority of 2020 along with parts of 2021 and 2022. Because of that, entertainment around the world was put on hold. Theaters were closed, films were delayed, and productions of basically all forms of entertainment were put on hold. Coming right after a massive year of the box office in 2019, where there were NINE films that grossed over a billion dollars worldwide (SEVEN of them disturbed by Disney), this could not have occurred at a worse time for Hollywood.

This led to many of the big movies that were to come out in 2020 and 2021 being sent to streaming with some occasional theater showings for some of them. With over half the theaters around the country being closed and streaming services being more popular than ever, of course most chose to stay at home and watching the upcoming movies on streaming services. However, that line of thinking of just waiting to watch movies in the comfort of your own homes has clearly played an impact on the way movie goers chose to watch films in the 2020s.

With a handful of exceptions, most new franchise installments that always tended to make a guarantee profit have underperformed or bombed in this post-Covid timeline. A large reason for that has to do with the fact that most audiences would rather wait for new movies to be able for digital or streaming services then shelling a few extras bucks on concessions and theater seats when new movies come out in cinema. The theatrical experiences for most big movies nowadays is just not worth it in the eyes of the consumer.

Strikes-a-palooza

2023 was a year that was litter with strikes going on in Hollywood, with some that either is still happening or most likely to happen soon. You have the writers strike that lasted for nearly five months, you have the actors strike that lasted for four months, there’s a strike going on at the moment with the VFX artists from Disney and Marvel, and if reports are to believe, you can bet that a strike within the gaming and animation industry is likely to occur sooner rather than later.

The strikes involving the writers and actors caused a halt in production of films along with the promotion and marketing of upcoming films being practically non-existent. This caused films like Dune: Part Two to be delayed and films that have been released during it such as The Marvels to suffer severely at the box office. While we might not have felt the direct impact of upcoming films in production that were halted because of the strike, we will certainly feel it in the next two to three years. Just as we all felt the impact of the previous writers strike with films that came out in 2009 or 2010. If the impact wave of Covid is about over, a brand new wave involving all the strikes is about to come. Surfs up!

Too Many Mid-icore Movies

While the other two reasons mentioned is a great argument of the amount of money studios spend on their movies and the amount of moment audience will spend to watch them, maybe the big reason as to do with the actual quality of the motion picture. Maybe it has to do with audience no longer wearing their rose-colored glasses and seeing how it’s become quantity over quality for a lot of franchises right there. Movies that just exist for the sake of existing and not because it’s something the audience actually want to see.

That would explain greatly how films like Barbie, Oppenheimer, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse have been the most notable successes at box office in 2023. Not just because they were names from a familiar brand but because of the strong impact they had on mainstream audiences which led to repeat theater viewings and strong worth of mouth. While not quite the most successful films of all time, it was able to exceed expectations, and possibly even surpass them due to how good those movies actually were. The same thing can’t be said about the other big movies that came out in 2023.

Fast X was seen as more of the same, over-the-top nonsense that has become accustomed to this franchise at this point. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts was seen as a passable if not disposable entry for a franchise that is still dealing with the aftermath of the overblown Bayformers flicks. The Flash was seen as a ugly CGI mess made solely for course correcting and the hope that having Michael Keaton back as Batman along with Sasha Calle’s Supergirl would be enough to overcome any shortcomings. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny was seen as an unnecessary and forgettable finale to a series that already had two definite finales beforehand. The Marvels, Shazam: Fury of the Gods, and Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom might have been considered “good enough” when superhero movies still felt like events but not in the year 2023. And Wish was seen as lackluster of an 100th year anniversary film for Disney that you could possibly imagine. While two or three of these might be enough to guarantee a solid three out of four stars ratings, they all did not receive the best reviews or the strongest word of mouth to make any of these worth buying a ticket for. Because of that, they were not able to make their money back or break even.

Even Good Movies Are Bombing

I’m sure most of you reading this thinks that the easy solution would be just to make better films and more people will be more eager to see them in theaters. While there have definitely been films this year that have accomplished just that, there have been other notable critically successful films that suffered at the box office regardless of it’s high quality.

These include the likes of Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning- Part 1, Blue Beetle, and Killers of the Flower Moon. All four of these films were ones that gained mostly very good reviews from critics and received a certified fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes but still lost money. While plenty will argue it had to do with awkward release dates or going ridiculously overbudget, it still doesn’t change the fact that these were all very good films in the eyes of critics and folks that went to see them but still underperformed or flopped at the box office.

This just goes to show you that even films that are well-acclaimed are not guarantee to be box office hits either. Sometimes a movie bombing has nothing to do with it’s overall quality, it’s that audience didn’t have the interest or knowledge of it’s existence to check them out while it was playing in theaters. There are plenty of good to great films in recent memory in the past that have been guilty of that: Dredd, Edge of Tomorrow, The Nice Guys, Blade Runner 2049, Annihilation, and Doctor Sleep just to name a few. While I’m sure all four of the 2023 films mentioned will find or already has found it’s audience through digital or physical media, the fact they were unable to gain them at the time it came out in theaters goes to show how even well quality films have suffered from other dire consequences.

Overbudgeting At It’s Finest

This is the one that everyone and their mother has pointed out but it’s certainly worth pointing out again. The amount of money that is being spend on these big movies is beyond ridiculous. Going past the traditional of $150 to $200 million budgets to big blockbusters in favor of now $250 to $300 million budgets. You have Elemental and Wish costing $200 million to make, The Flash costing $220 million to make, The Marvels costing $275 million to make, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning- Part 1 cost $291 million to make, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny costing $300 million to make, and even Fast X costing $340 million to make. And that’s not even including the amount of money that was spent on trailers and marketing which you could add at least a few more million with. The overconfidence in box office has certainly been Hollywood’s weakness throughout the entirety of 2023.

I’m sure many people will point out how the larger budgets may have to do with Covid-19 halting many of these projects while they were in development but that doesn’t excuse how others movies released this year which made either just as much, more, or even less than any of the big movies were able to be a financial hit. You have John Wick: Chapter 4 which made a franchise record, 432 million worldwide, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse making over 600 million worldwide, which is a record for Sony Animation, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 making over 800 million worldwide, and The Super Mario Bros Movie making over 1.3 billion worldwide.

When looking at the movies mentioned from this year, only Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 was able to have a budget over 200 million dollars and was able to be a financial success. The rest of the movies either underperformed or flat out bombed at the box office. It makes you wonder how in the world movies such as The Super Mario Bros. Movie and Across the Spider-Verse were able to have a cheaper budget than Elemental despite having more impressive animation and more well known celebrities in the cast. Even so, it goes to show you how easy it is to make back your money on movies if you keep your expectations and budget in check without going too overboard.

If a movie making half or 3/4 of a billion dollars is considered underperforming, the studios need to take a good, hard look at themselves and figure out what has allowed that to happen. If you need to make at or near a billion for your big movie to make a profit, then that just speaks volume how little connection you have with yourself or the general public. Even if Covid was a factor in some extra money being spent, that can’t be the only factor to do it.

It must be no coincidence that the three highest grossing films of the year in Barbie, Mario, and Oppenheimer were all films that only cost 145 million or less. Take a hint, Hollywood!

Theater and Concession Prices Are Ridiculous

Is it me or has the prices for movie tickets and concessions skyrocketed quite a bit to the point of insanity? No matter what time or day it is, it seems like movie tickets nowadays cost a total of at least 12 to 15 dollars with 15 to 20 dollars involving food and beverage. That’s at least 25 to 35 dollars spent on one night at the movies, possibly more if you are going with friends or family members. That is just insane!

While there are certain theater companies out there that offer paid monthly subscriptions that helps save money with going to the movies such as Regal, not all theater companies are like that. At best, you will get a five or ten dollar discount after spending 50 to 100 dollars worth on your local theater and that’s basically it. And if you don’t find yourself using any of those subscriptions, that’s just a few extra bucks you got to fork over just for one or two times at the cinema.

Whether this is due to Covid-19 or the power of inflation, the increase of price in tickets and concessions has to play an effect on the way audience select the upcoming blockbusters they want to see. The movie going experience is more expense now than ever before, almost approaching the level of the expenses of gaming and sporting events. Because of that, it’s obvious the mainstream audience are mostly picking and choosing at random which movies they want to see on the big screen and which ones they would rather wait to watch in the comfort of their own homes. They’ll go see their Barbie and Oppenheimer but they will likely rather wait for The Marvels and Killers of the Flower Moon to come to streaming.

Maybe, just maybe, if theaters and cinema would have the urge to lower the prices on tickets and concessions or offer more events like Cinema Day, perhaps folks might be more willing to check films out in cinema when they arrive on the big screen.

Movies Are No Longer Events

To repeat what I said at the start of this article, remember when going to a movie of a big franchise felt like a cinematic event? Almost as if you are about to witness a moment in history you would be eager to tell your kids and grandkids many years later down the road? Is it me or has the movie theater experience lacked that hype and event feeling at least since 2020 rolled around?

There have been exceptions of course. You have the likes of Spider-Man: No Way Home, Top Gun: Maverick, Avatar: Way of Water, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Barbie, and Oppenheimer that were able to achieve that cinematic feeling for most moviegoers out there. But, those are really only exceptions compared to other franchise films that have come out since then. Instead of the feeling you are about to watch the cinematic equivealant of the World Series in theaters, it now feels like you are watching the cinematic equivalent of a Spring Training game.

When I saw The Marvels and The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes in theaters, the things that took me off guard the most when watching them was how uncinematic it felt watching those in theaters, especially compared to the series prior installments. I remember theaters being mostly packed when I saw the first Captain Marvel and the other Hunger Games films when I saw them in theaters, with the feeling that the hype and anticipation of so many folks was about to pay off. When I saw the newest installment of Captain Marvel and Hunger Games, I can only count on hand about eight to ten other folks with me in the theaters, which made about less than a quarter of the whole theater. If that’s not a sign how far the feeling of being in a movie theater has fallen, then I don’t know what is.

I could also give other examples, most recently with Aquaman: The Lost Kingdom set to be an absolute bomb despite the first film being the highest grossing DC film of all time, but the examples I just mentioned really gave me that depressing feeling about how the theater experience isn’t the same anymore and likely never will be.

This is likely because of how most franchise installments nowadays don’t feel like events anymore. Whether that’s due to Covid-19 or being oversaturated with them or just the overall declining quality with most of them, they just don’t feel as grand or rewarding as they used to be. Because of that, what’s the point of going to theaters anymore when you can just wait a couple of months to watch them in your own homes where you will save yourself extra cash? It’s like they said, vote with your wallet and that’s what many moviegoers have done since the pandemic rolled around.

How To Fix This?

There has been plenty of discussions going around on what Hollywood needs to do to fix their current problems. I’ll tell you right now that there is no simple solution to fix all of this. They have dug themselves into massive hole that it will take years to come even close to climbing out of it. If I were to give a simple bit of advice, it’s to probably go back to the “old school” ways of making films.

Don’t feel the need to go overbudget, don’t overthink every single bit of detail, don’t needlessly overwork your VFX artists, use every old fashioned camera trick and editing technique in the book, work at a reasonable time and pace, and most importantingly, make them all feel like films that deserve to be seen in movie theaters. Also, lowering the prices on tickets and concessions would help as well!

Of course, this won’t solve every single problem that Hollywood is currently having, especially with the amount of strikes that are likely gonna occur in the future, but at least it would give a reason as to why the theatrical experience should still be a thing in the year 2023 and onwards. Why going out to theaters to see the newest blockbuster when it comes out is important instead of just waiting a few extra months to watch on streaming or demand!

All of those things and much more need to happen if the theatrical experience is to thrive in the future. Otherwise, streaming and digital media will be the absolute future with no need for theaters and physical media.

Thanks a lot, Trolls: World Tours! You destroyed cinema!

Ranking The DC Extended Universe

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom is now in theaters, which means that the DC Extended Universe as a whole has officially come to an end.

This has been a shared universe that’s been very inconsistent with it’s quality and it’s overall continuity. The stinkers are absolute stinkers while the hitters hit absolutely hard. Everyone has their own opinion on these series of films. Some prefer the ones that are darker and more thematically attached to one another, A.K.A. the Zack Snyder directed and produced ones. Others prefer the ones that stand alone as it’s own thing without too much emphasis on franchise continuity, A.K.A. the other ones not made or produced by Zack Snyder. Now is time to share my overall rankings on these movies!

First, a few disclaimers. I’m not including Joker and The Batman on this list since those movies take place in their own separate continuities and doesn’t tie into the DC Extended Universe in any way, shape, or form.

Second, as I’ve stated in the past many times before, this is all opinions. Feel free to let me know your list in the comments or on Twitter and tell me just how wrong I am with my list! Without further do, let’s begin the list!

16.) Suicide Squad

It’s baffling how you can take a movie that has such a fun and exciting premise along with a superbly talented cast (outside of Jai Courtney and Joel Kinnaman) but somehow manage to execute it in the worst way possible. Attempting to take a page from Guardians of the Galaxy with it’s style and soundtrack, Suicide Squad is like to trying to build a puzzle with pieces that clearly don’t fit. It’s clear that this wasn’t what director David Ayer had in mind when he first signed one for this as he clearly envisioned something more bleak and grounded.

It also doesn’t help that it has a rushed script that makes no sense, terrible AD-HD editing, pointless characters and subplots, cringe dialogue that sounds like it was ripped straight out of a 90s video game, and a plot that crumbles when you think about it for a split second. Not even the superb casting of Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, Will Smith as Deadshot, and Viola Davis as Amanda Wallers can save this mess!

In hindsight, despite being the absolute worst movie in this universe, it’s existence did feel like a necessary evil. After all, it did lead to at least two other movies of this list that fully utilized this movie’s premise and characters far better than this one ever could. I guess that’s something.

15.) Justice League (2017)

It’s unbelievable how not only the first ever live-action Justice League movie doesn’t work, but it has to be one of the most lifeless and forgettable superhero movies ever made. It’s clear that Warner Bros and company where so caught off guard over the backlash that Dawn of Justice received that they brought in Joss Whedon, after Snyder stepped down in part due to the passing of his daughter, in the hopes of providing the same spark he gave to The Avengers. Not only is that course correction painfully obvious on screen but mixing the visions of Whedon and Snyder could not have led to more disastrous results.

This is like the equivalent of a superb Japanese anime getting butchered in the English version by 4kids, filled with unnecessary editing, censoring, and scripting to make it more “kid” friendly even if it doesn’t make much sense in the context of the feature film and hurts the overall quality of the picture as a result. Justice League (2017) (also known as JOSStice League) comes across as more of a straight-to-dvd Avengers knock-off that you would find at the bargain bin at the Dollar Store than an actual Justice League movie. The tone is all over the place, the reshoots are as clear as daylight it’s embarrassing, and it’s edited into incredibly bite sized pieces that you can tell were only done just so the movie can finish under two hours.

A handful of moments (or at least the ones I can remember) are cool in their own right (It’s always cool to see Wonder Woman on screen saving people) and is is nice to see Henry Cavill represent a bit of Christopher Reeves here (despite it making no sense in the context of the universe) but it’s incredibly unforgiveable just how cheap, hollow, and unmemorable this whole experience is. When even a remix of Danny Elfman’s iconic Batman theme can’t win me over, you know your movie has failed!

14.) Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

I’m still in awe how you take a crossover like Batman and Superman and make it so long, dull, and joyless. It’s a film that wants to comes across as the most grand and ambitious movie every made, but when you look deep into it, this movie actually doesn’t have much to say on anything it’s talking about. Other than trying to cram two to three movies worth of material into one film, there’s nothing really risky or daring about Dawn of Justice and it’s so-called themes have been done much better in plenty of other superhero films. The plot is a convoluted mess no matter which version you watch and the conflict between Batman and Superman is so incredibly ridiculous that it could have been avoided if they would just simply talk to each other.

Ben Affleck is fine as Batman and there’s a few standout moments here (The warehouse fight scene and Wonder Woman’s first appearance are all-timers) but that’s nowhere near enough to save this turd of a film. Even the ultimate edition which many claim “saves” the movie really just has more of the same things that were wrong in the first place, aside from being editing and pacing. If there is a clear difference between ambition and aimlessness, then Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice certainly strikes the finest line yet between those two definitions with results that fit more of the latter than the former.

It gets a slight edge over Suicide Squad and Justice League (2017) because it does at least feel like a fully realized vision of a filmmaker but that is no where near enough for me to claim it’s good or even should be praised because of that. It’s a movie so bad that it arguably killed this whole universe for the mainstream audience before it even got a chance to get going! Sorry but I’m not a fan whatsoever!

13.) Wonder Woman 1984

Patty Jenkin’s follow-up to the original Wonder Woman could not have been more underwhelming if it tried. Instead of actually trying to expand upon the character of Diana Prince and develop her even further, Wonder Woman 1984 remains stuck in the past quite literally, as Jenkins attempts to make a sequel with the same tone, heart, and feel as the Christopher Reeves Superman movies but ends up landing closer in the quality to the last two bad ones as oppose to the first two good ones.

There’s many things I can overlook in this such as the nonsensical magical rock plot, the gazillion leaps of logic, and the complete unself-awareness of the whole thing. What kills the whole picture is turning Wonder Woman into a love sick puppy dog, obsessing over her dead boyfriend she knew for like a week over 40 years go, and even raping a guy (Yes, really!) thanks to an ill-conceived body swapping plot device that was clearly not thought out in the slightest. There’s only so much the human brain can take before it flips the table and walks away. Not even the spot-on chemistry between Gal Gadot and Chris Pine works this time around because of this creepy plot mechanic or even Kristen Wig’s solid portrayal as Cheetah.

It’s certainly more watchable than some of the other bad DCEU movies but it all just feels like a waste of time and potential. It’s like Patty Jenkins and the crew couldn’t figure out where to go next with Wonder Woman so they decided to just make a “filler” movie until they could actual come up with something worthwhile. Too bad no one on the creative team will likely have another chance in the future with this universe about to get rebooted. Just stick with the first film!

12.) Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

After ten years and 16 films deep, the DC Extended Universe comes to an end with Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, the sequel to DC highest grossing film of all time (Yes, really!). While I’m sure no one on the team picture that this would be the last installment in this ill-fated cinematic universe when they first signed on for Part Two, you would at least assume they would give their absolute best effort to end this 10-year DC run on a high note and get audiences excited for the rebooted universe coming in the near future. While I’m sure there was version of that movie that was presented during the production, it is anything but that when it comes to the finished product.

For as much you can pick apart about the original Aquaman, it at least had some form of energy, passion, and even heart from behind the camera which help make it an entertaining ride. The Lost Kingdom, on the other hand, is basically the exact opposite, with the whole thing feeling like it’s on autopilot while hitting many of the same beats as the first movie but with no energy, passion, or heart to be found here. Also, it’s embarrassing how the film was trying to do everything in it’s power to NOT have Amber Heard’s Mera on camera, only showing up when the plot absolutely demands her to show up.

Aside from some fun buddy cop-like moments between Jason Momoa’s Aquaman and Patrick Wilson’s Orm along with some neat visuals, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom is superhero cinematic burnout at it’s finest. You can tell this was a movie that Warner Bros was just desperate to get out of the way so they can finally move on to other things. While not the worst DC Extended movie ever, this is probably far in a way, the most forgettable one by a wide margin, even more so than JOSStice League.

11.) Black Adam

Black Adam is possibly the most paint-by-numbers movie in this universe thus far, not counting the theater cut of you know what. If there was one thing you could give the DCEU is that despite it’s mixed results, each one did feel like a complete different beast of it’s own and unlike any other superhero movies out there, even if it mostly came across as aimless. Unfortunately, you can’t really say any of that about The Rock’s superhero fantasy vessel!

It follows nearly every single beat from any other recent superhero movie to a t without any sole attempt to break from them or at least put a different spin on it. Thrown in overly dull, CGI-heavy action scenes, a colorful cast of superheroes that feel more like action figures than fully realized characters, an out of place moral about superheroes who kill and a dull main protagonist with the least charismatic performance from The Rock ever and you get a very muddled picture. It also has possibly the most embarrassing post credit scene of all time considering it got rendered meaningless just ONE month after this movie came out.

It’s certainly a watchable movie that with good elements to it such as some fun side characters and a solid score. It’s just that what’s good about are things that not only have been good in other superhero movies but it’s been done better in plenty other superhero movies as well. However, for a movie that has been in development for this long and this much talent attached to it, you would expect Black Adam to be something that didn’t simply leave me shrugging my shoulders when leaving the theaters. You can certainly do worse but you can also do a whole lot better.

10.) The Flash

Speaking of movies that were in development hell forever and should be a lot better than they ended up being, we have The Flash, the movie designed to reset the entire DC universe continuity. It also have controversies from behind the scenes largely due to the Flash themselves, Ezra Miller, doing a bunch of awful and unforgivable things off of camera. Even if put all of the behind the scenes and drama with it’s main lead, this is still not a very good movie.

Yes, Michael Keaton is just as awesome as Batman as he was in Tim Burton’s duology. And yes, Sashe Calle is perfect as Supergirl who is more than deserving of her own movie. That still doesn’t take away how terrible the CGI is (I still can’t believe how godawful that one re-creation was and how anyone thought it was a good idea), how the fan service and cameos scattered throughout don’t amount to anything, how it can’t escape the whole feeling of obligation, and how this version of Barry Allen is still an incredibly annoying and unengaging character with Miller feeling very miscast. There are ways to tell interesting stories with the multiverse concept and even as a course correction but it lacks the celebratory and culmination level of storytelling of No Way Home, the inventive and stylish nature of the Spider-Verse films, and even using it’s course correction template in a unique way to push the series forward that X-Men: Days of Future Past did marvelously. Unfortunately, The Flash is unable to do any of that in ways that feel as fresh, creative, and entertaining as the movies that I mentioned.

It does everything it sets out to do with resetting it’s timeline and may even delight DC fans with the amount of Easter Eggs provided along with getting them a glimpse of what’s to come, but none of it is done as well as it could and leaves plenty to be desired. It just comes across as a movie that DC felt they were forced to make just so they can later get to the movies they actually want to make. While it does pave a way towards a more open future, I certainly hope that future doesn’t feel as phoned-in as The Flash does. Please bring back Sasha Calle for Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow!

9.) Man of Steel

The DC Extended Universe kicked off in 2013 with one of the most polarizing superhero movies of all time. Looking back on it nearly a full decade later, I can’t help but have INCREDIBLY mixed emotions when it comes to this film. In terms of casting, tone, action scale, scope, and score, this is everything that a modern Superman movie should consist off, with nearly single technical and sound aspect works absolute wonders. However, when it comes to the overall story, script, and structure, that is where the confliction comes in.

Most of the characters come off as plot devices and motivation for Superman than actual characters, the dialogue strikes a fine line between being poetic/inspiring and just plain pretentious, and it’s overall themes feel not so much explored but just told directly to the audiences. Even so, the action is dynamic, the cast do great with what they have to work with, and the scope and Han Zimmer’s soundtrack are off the charts that it’s almost good enough to convince you that you are watching a much better film than you actually are! The elements that work are absolutely great while the elements that don’t work really bring down the whole picture.

When looking at it’s own thing and the seeds it plants for the future, Man of Steel could have been considered a solid re-introduction to the character of Superman and one that could successfully redefined Superman to a new generation. However, due to it’s shortcomings and the movies after tripling down on the things that don’t work rather than what does, you can’t help but see wasted potential. As it’s own thing, Man of Steel is functional on a surface level but not on a depth level. Henry Cavill deserved a much better standalone film than this!

8.) Shazam!: Fury of the Gods

While Shazam! Fury of the Gods certainly doesn’t break any new ground for the superhero sub-genre and doesn’t quite reach the heights of the first movie, it still makes for a solid albeit formulaic sequel. Director David F Sandberg is able to deliver the exact goods that he delivered in the original Shazam! had even if it’s not able to deliver much else that feels as fresh. It’s not groundbreaking by any means, but with movies that are this lighthearted, fun, and just has it’s own warm tone to it, I really find it hard to be overly critical off.

I still enjoy the lighthearted nature of the whole thing that felt reminisce to classic superhero flicks I grew up with such as Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man and Christopher Reeve’s Superman. I like how it puts a big focus on the majority of the family members on the verge of becoming fully grown adults. And man, does it always feel nice to see superheroes act like actual superheroes by rescuing civilians every chance that they get and saving the day from the bad guys. If you are someone that was just looking to spend more time with this cast and characters for the sequel, then you should definitely get your money’s worth with Fury of the Gods

I can’t help but think that the negative reaction to this movie is not so much of the quality of the movie itself but with either the feeling of superhero fatigue or the studio politics behind the DC movies itself. My response to all of that is who cares? Sometimes it’s okay to allow yourself to be sucked into the movie going experience and enjoy the time you are having at the moment you are watching the movie without worrying about the aftermath of it. Only then will the world might be able to enjoy perfectly enjoyable movies like Shazam! Fury of the Gods once again. Judge it on it’s own merits and I think this movie will do you just fine.

7.) Zack Snyder’s Justice League

Because we live in some dark and twisted form of an alternate universe, Zack Snyder’s Justice League is a real thing now. Truth be told, even if you remove yourself from the toxicity that is the Zack Snyder fanbase (I won’t blame you if you can’t!), it’s actually not that bad with a lot more to like than their is to hate. This is probably the one movie in the DC Extended Universe with Zack Snyder that doesn’t feel overly pretentious but more of just the man wanting to make the most epic Justice League movie he can possibly make. For the most part, he succeeds even if some of the faults from his other films are carried over here.

The first half is way too stretched out for it’s own good, feeling like Snyder is trying to get every single little frame of work that he desires in there regardless if it actually serves a purpose. There’s also the final fifteen minutes that feels more like a collection of post credit scenes rather than an actual epilogue. But everything in between that is pretty solid. There’s good action set pieces, a nice, riveting score, memorable gorgeous visuals, and some good character interactions between all of the Justice League members, with Wonder Woman and Cyborg being the main standouts. And this also feels like the first time in Snyder’s films that the superheroes on screen actually act and feel like superheroes instead of just being all sad and mopey all the time. What a time to be alive!

While there’s still faults from the theatrical cut that are carried over here (*cough* Steppenwolf and Flash *cough*), this is certainly an improvement over the theatrical cut and should most certainly be considered the actual definite version of Justice League. I might not call myself a fan of Snyder’s input on the DC Extended Universe but I’m at least glad he got the chance to finish what he started after having to originally step down due to the tragic death of his daughter. The Snyder cut of Justice League exists and it’s pretty damn good! Can we please move on with our lives now?!

6.) Aquaman

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If there’s anyone in Hollywood who is a master of making dumb, over-the-top, and incredibly fun motion pictures without necessarily making fun of them and even giving it a bit of heart, it’s James Wan. Aquaman is definitely a movie you can pick apart it’s logic and nitpick it’s script to death but it’s also a movie that’s so entertaining, adventurous, and just plain “out there” that it’s hard to really care. All it wants to do is entertain you and look pretty while it does so and it succeeds big time!

This is almost like the live-action Atlantis movie that I’ve always wanted to see. A movie that puts good emphasis on exploring an underwater world while showing off some crazy action scenes and beautiful visuals that it makes for quite an enjoyable ride. Jason Momoa fits Aquaman quite well and is giving more range this time out. The “fish out of water” stuff and romantic angles are nothing we haven’t seen before but it’s done well enough that it’s quite hard to notice when you’re watching it. And, taken out the behind the scenes drama, Amber Heard is cool as Mera and gets some awesome moments to shien. The script does feel overstuffed with too much characters and exposition along with containing some hilariously awful acting and dialogue (“ARE YOU SAYING THEY EXECUTED HER?!) but even when the movie’s overall quality keeps shifting, you will be along with the ride laughing with and at it along the way.

I imagine with a different director that Aquaman would have failed spectacularly as it would either try too hard to be deep and serious or try too hard to be dumb and stupid. With James Wan at the helm, he’s able to find a great mix of both and making for a really good time. I never would have guessed in a million years that an Aquaman movie would be the highest grossing DC film of all time, let alone in the DC Extended Universe, but here we are.

5.) Blue Beetle

I enjoy Shazam!: Fury of the Gods more than most people, despite it being an obvious step down from the first film, and found The Flash to be an ugly and unfocused CGI mess with the only saving graces being Michael Keaton’s Batman and Sasha Calle’s Supergirl. However, Blue Beetle is easily the best film that DC has released this year and their very best one since The Batman. While lower expectations may have played a factor in that, it feels like the only film released this year to do the job it sets out to do exceptionally well without the demand for much more.

There’s no universe baggage or sequel setup to weight the whole thing down, there’s no painfully distracting reshoots and CGI of certain characters that will take you out of the movie, and there’s no drama with any cast member making unpleasant remarks and/or doing terrible things of the camera to distract you from the picture. All we have here is a very well made and enjoyable new superhero origin tale about a cool new superhero with everyone from the cast and crew doing their jobs as well as they possibly could have. Jamie Reyes is a likeable and engaging protagonist, the dynamics with his family are great, the action is fun to sit through, and it has the kind of beating heart that not much superhero movies have nowadays. Also, it has the most badass granny in any movie ever!

It may not be the best superhero movie ever made nor even the best one that has come out this year but Blue Beetle is still a fun and refreshing comic book movie that has plenty of action, humor, and heart at it’s center for anyone to enjoy. If there is anyone out there that was on the fence of watching it for whatever, I definitely give this one to watch. Even though this movie underperformed at the box office, the fact is currently finding an audience due to making it’s way to Max puts a smile on my face.

4.) Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

I’m not gonna lie, if I did this ranking based off which ones I had the most fun watching or actually enjoyed watching the most, I would literally put this at #1 and I’m not even joking. However, because this movie isn’t quite as important to other DCEU movies and acts as more of a spin-off than the other ones, I have it at #4. That being said, Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) is an absolute blast of a movie that I have no problem admitting that I love the shit out of it!

The action is some of the most creative and inventive of the whole DC Extended Universe, with the standouts being the prison break and amusement mile sequence, Cathy Yan’s direction is refreshing and stylish, Christina Hodson’s script is clever and witty, the story of Harley’s emancipation and birth of the Birds of Prey themselves are told in a very unique, smart way, and everyone in the cast brings their A game, especially with Jurnee Smollett’s Black Canary, Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s Huntress, and Ewan McGregor’s Black Mask! This movie not only proves that Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn is hands down the best casting choice of the entire DC Extended Universe but Harley Quinn herself is more fun and interesting when she gets to be her own woman and not just simply Joker’s girlfriend. I can nitpick aspects such as Mary Elisabeth Winstead as Huntress needing more screen time and how from a source material standpoint, it’s not necessarily faithful but Birds of Prey made for one rocking good time!

I might lose some masculinity points for putting a so-called “girl power” movie this high on the list but I don’t care. Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) is not just one of the most entertaining movies in the DC Extended Universe but it’s one of the most entertaining comic book movies out there period that I will watch whenever I’m in the mood for it. It may not technically be the objectively best DECU movie but I can’t think of one that I had more fun watching than this. You may hate it but for me, it’s just a blast!

3.) Shazam!

If you want to see a modern comic book movie that commits to the cheeseball nature and lightheartedness of superhero classics such as Christopher Reeves’ Superman and Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man while also having an actual functional brain in it’s head, look no further than Shazam! This is the kind of a superhero movie that I always imagine myself making as a kid. A coming-of-age tale that deals with themes of family and responsibility while also showing off ridiculously cool powers and colorful cast of characters to have fun with.

Zachary Levi (taking recent controversies with him aside) is perfectly cast as Shazam himself and has great chemistry with the entire cast, where every child actor is able to shine extremely well on their own. The family dynamics are dealt with a lot of heart and care, making for perhaps the most heartful superhero movie ever made. The song choices are absolutely inspired and fit perfectly with the overall light and joyful tone, with perhaps my favorite use of Don’t Stop Me Now in any film. The action scenes are fun and not as gloriously excessive as say Man of Steel. And David F. Sandberg direction is top-notch as he make his perfectly fun and child fanboy-like vision realizes with getting to make the kind of movie I imagined he wanted to make since he was a little boy.

Even if Dr. Thaddeus Sivana is a pretty “meh” villain (even if I love Mark Strong) and having the entire family becoming superheroes at the end feels like it should have been saved for the sequel or at least a post credit scene, that doesn’t make Shazam! any less awesome and satisfying! This is a comic book movie I could recommend to not just fans of DC and superhero movies but even for those who aren’t even fond of superhero movies. It’s that good!

2.) Wonder Woman

This is the kind of movie that is hard to dislike. Not just because that it has a great strong female protagonist that has her fair share of strengths and weaknesses despite being a literal goddess herself. Or it has terrific action sequences that fully display Wonder Woman’s power and abilities perfectly. Or has probably the most compelling romance in any superhero movie with Gal Gadot’s Diane Prince and Chris Pine’s Steve Trevor. Or it has it’s own beating heart to it that prior DCEU movies were missing. The thing that stands out the most about Wonder Woman is it’s overall sense of optimism, not just for the DC Extended Universe but for mankind in general.

Whether it’s that powerful scene where Diana leads the soldiers through No Man’s Land or at the end where she helps them single handily win the war, Diane is someone that always inspires a reason for others to hope again, even during the darkest times. This is showcases all throughout the movie, especially towards the end to where she discovers that it’s her love for Steve Trevor that gave hope to resurrecting mankind, not killing Ares. That form of optimism is what made Wonder Woman so satisfying when I saw it in cinema back in 2017 and still satisfying several years later. With a movie filled with so much heart, emotion, and inspiration, how could you not love this movie?

Okay, okay so the climax does feel a bit tacked on and too CGI heavy with a villain that’s not the most interesting? So, what? Even then, that doesn’t really ruin the movie and even contains some of the best character moments and emotional beats of the whole film (which I got to write an article on someday). Wonder Woman is a movie that proved that not only that the DC Extended Universe was in fact worth giving a chance but that female-lead superheroes movies can work and that women have stories that deserve to be told on the big screen just as much as male superheroes. This is still one of very best in this universe and all of DC in general.

1.) The Suicide Squad

Despite my negative feelings and disappointment towards the original Suicide Squad, I was still open to a sequel if it had someone else taking the helm that could fully utilize it’s premise and not have it be plagued by studio inference. Thankfully, we got just that with James Gunn in The Suicide Squad. Not only does he deliver a far superior Suicide Squad movie than the original but the best film in the DC Extended Universe to date! Nearly every single problem that the first Suicide Squad movie had, this one fixes.

The script is packed with multiple characters and subplots but nearly every single one gets resolved and has an arc in their own right. The violence, carnage, and foul language is ramped up to 11 and takes full advantage of it’s R rating. Each actor and actress is 100% committed to their roles and fits it all like a glove, with the standouts being Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn (Of Course!), Idris Elba as Deadshot, and John Cena as Peacemaker. The style, direction, and soundtrack fits organically with the picture with not a single ounce of it feeling out-of-place or try hard unlike the first one. The humor is absolutely on point and perfectly matches the tone and rating of the whole movie. The best of all, James Gunn’s voice is heard throughout the entire thing without any hint of studio meddling of any kind.

This goes to show you what happens when you believe in something and don’t try to mess it up. Maybe then the cinematic universe of DC wouldn’t have to get reboot like it’s about to. We are certainly going to get more from Gunn now that he along with Peter Safran will be the main heads of DC going forward. If we get installments as good as The Suicide Squad, we should be heading towards a bright future for this universe. Regardless, it’s my favorite of the entire DC Extended Universe and one comic book movie that I will watch anytime I want to. In Gunn We Trust!

Ranking The Comic Book Movies of 2023

Another year, another wave of comic book films have hit the big screen! Although, many people have claimed that 2023 is the year where comic book movie fatigue has finally settled in for general audience, due to numerous flicks of this subgenre underperforming or flat out bombing at the box office. However, if the success of the likes of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, and (fingers crossed) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem are any indication, I think it’s more that audiences are fed up with lackluster comic book films or ones that are just okay. If every single movie on this list were anywhere near as good as the top three on this list, I don’t think we would be complaining about the amount of comic book films released today, or at least crying over fatigue. At the end of the day, all it matters if the actual movie itself is good or not.

Now that this subgenre of movies have come to a close for the remainder of the year, let’s rank all the superhero or comic book related films to come out of 2023.

Also, just for fun, I decided to include the infamous fan film from this year, Spider-Man Lotus. Why? Because it’s a terrible film that was made by a bunch of racist idiots who legit thought they could make a better Spider-Man movie than the MCU and they deserved to be laughed at! It’s also far worse than any superhero movie that came from Hollywood, which is saying quite a bit.

Let’s not waste anymore time and let’s get on this list from worst to best!

10.) Spider-Man Lotus

Spider-Man: Lotus comes across as a film made by a fan with a very ill-conceived vision of what the character of Spider-Man stands for. It attempts to dive into the inner turmoil of Peter Parker and how he responds to losing those he cares about because of his duty as Spider-Man but the film fails to deliver a compelling narrative or a reason to get behind this version of Spider-Man, with Konop mistaking dourness and pro-faced seriousness for depth and nuance. What kills the whole picture is that Peter Parker is profoundly unlikable here, constantly lashing out as his friends and pushing them away in the hopes that will somehow ease the pain. It also doesn’t help that the pacing is slower than a sloth with a broken leg and the storytelling here is basically non-existent. Spider-Man: Lotus feels less like a love letter to Spider-Man and more of a neglect for him. There’s a reason why people like Jon Watts are the ones in charge of making these Spider-Man movies in Hollywood and people like Gavin J. Konop are not.

9.) Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

After ten years and 16 films deep, the DC Extended Universe comes to an end with Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom. While I’m sure there was a strong version of this movie that was presented during the production, it is anything but that when it comes to the finished product. The Lost Kingdom is a film that’s feels like it’s on autopilot throughout it’s entire runtime, hitting many of the same beats as the first movie but with no energy, passion, or heart to be found here. The jokes don’t work, the tone is inconsistent as hell, the editing is terrible and it’s embarrassing how the film was trying to do everything in it’s power to NOT have Amber Heard’s Mera on camera, only showing up when the plot absolutely demands her to show up. Aside from some fun buddy cop-like moments between Jason Momoa’s Aquaman and Patrick Wilson’s Orm along with some neat visuals, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom is superhero cinematic burnout at it’s finest. You can tell this was a movie that Warner Bros was just desperate to get out of the way so they can finally move on to other things. Such a shame that a once promising cinematic universe had to go out with such a damn whimper, with not a single care from anyone else on the planet. Let’s hope James Gunn and Peter Safran is up to the task in the future because man, does DC (and superhero movies in general) not look good right now!

8.) Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania isn’t quite the worst movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe but it’s certainly knocking at that door. Despite the movie’s overall goal is to give everyone a clear direction as to where this next phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is going, it still has that feeling of inconsequentiality because of how little that will likely matter in the long run and how it barely progresses the characters and their stories here. It still hits the same beats you would expect from a Marvel movie but whether or not that will be enough to save the picture is entirely up to you. And if the box office results and fan/critical reception is anything to go by, it’s clearly not for most people. Jonathan Majors as Kang stands out well here (at least until Majors had to be an abusive idiot and destroy his career) but very little else does, especially the mind numbing CGI. It’s a film so lackluster that it was basically a wake-up call for Marvel Studios, forcing them to re-think their current direction and potentially even erase the Kang storyline entirely. Whether or not that will act as a necessary evil remains to be seen but for now, Quantumania may not be the worst thing ever but we know that Marvel and superheroes are capable of much better.

7.) The Flash

Even taking way the controversies surrounding the production of this mess, The Flash is still not a very good movie. Yes, Michael Keaton is just as awesome as Batman as he was in Tim Burton’s duology. Yes, Sashe Calle is perfect as Supergirl who is more than deserving of her own movie. That still doesn’t take away how terrible the CGI is here, how the fan service and cameos scattered throughout don’t amount to anything, how it can’t escape the whole feeling of obligation, and how this version of Barry Allen is still an incredibly annoying and unengaging character. It does everything it sets out to do and may even delight DC fans with the amount of Easter Eggs provided, but none of it is done as well as it could and leaves plenty to be desired. It just comes across as a movie that DC felt they were forced to make just so they can later get to the movies they actually want to make. While it does pave a way towards a more open future, I certainly hope that future doesn’t feel as phoned-in as The Flash does. Please bring back Sasha Calle for Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow!

6.) Shazam!: Fury of the Gods

While Shazam! Fury of the Gods certainly doesn’t break any new ground for the superhero sub-genre and doesn’t quite reach the heights of the first movie, it still makes for a solid albeit formulaic sequel. Director David F Sandberg is able to deliver the exact goods that he delivered in the original Shazam! had even if it’s not able to deliver much else that feels as fresh. It’s not groundbreaking by any means, but with a movie that is this lighthearted, fun, and just has it’s own warm tone to it, I really find it hard to be overly critical off. I can’t help but think that the negative reaction that this movie received is not so much of the quality of the movie itself but with the either the feeling of superhero fatigue or the studio politics behind the DC movies itself. And of course the controversy surrounding certain cast members offscreen such as Zachary Levi and (at the moment) Rachel Zegler doesn’t help either. Even so, put all the off camera drama aside and you find there’s actually quite a bit to like here, even if it’s not all great what’s on camera.

5.) The Marvels

Talk about a movie that came out at the worst possible time imaginable. Releasing during multiple strikes, franchise/superhero fatigue, and internet trolls being louder than ever, The Marvels is basically the one MCU movie that no one gave a chance to, not even Disney and Marvel themselves. Which sucks because when actually looking the movie on it’s own, it’s actually quite fun with some damn good action sequences, neat looking visuals, and three enjoyable female leads. Iman Vellani is precious as hell as Kamala Khan, Teyonah Parris is cool as Monica, and Brie Larson is able to shine much better her than any other films she’s been in as Captain Marvel, almost as if this is the character that Brie has been wanting to play since signing up for the role. It could have used a stronger villain in Dar-Benn, with more flesh out dynamics between her and the Marvels themselves and it’s certainly a film you can nitpick to death if you want to get technical about it but judging it as a straight up action movie, it’s entertaining with solid chemistry between the three leads. Much like Shazam!: Fury of the Gods, what would have been consider good enough five to ten years ago is simply not good enough anymore. If you skipped this movie in theaters because of the inconsistent quality of recent Marvel movies or other personal reasons, I’d say give this a chance once it comes out on Disney Plus and you might be surprised with it.

4.) Blue Beetle

Blue Beetle is easily the best film that DC has released this year and even their very best one since The Batman. While lower expectations may have played a factor in that, it feels like the only film released this year to do the job it sets out to do exceptionally well. There’s no universe baggage or sequel setup to weight the whole thing down, there’s no painfully distracting reshoots and CGI of certain characters that will take you out of the movie, and there’s no drama with any cast member making unpleasant remarks and/or doing terrible things of the camera to distract you from the picture. All we have here is a very well made and enjoyable new superhero origin tale about a cool new superhero with everyone from the cast and crew doing their jobs as well as they possibly could have.  Jamie Reyes is a likeable and engaging protagonist, the dynamics with his family are great, the action is fun to sit through, and it has the kind of beating heart that not much superhero movies have nowadays. Also, it has the most badass granny in any movie ever! It may not be the best superhero movie ever made nor even the best one that has come out this year but it’s still a fun and refreshing comic book movie that has plenty of action, humor, and heart at it’s center for anyone to enjoy. If there is anyone out there that was on the fence of seeing Blue Beetle, I definitely recommend checking it out in theaters while you still can!

3.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Of all the feature films that have we have gotten so far involving the TMNT brand, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is probably the one to get the most things right since the original 1990 live-action film. The animation is top notch with learning the “right” lessons from Into the Spider-Verse, the characters are all well-utilized, defined, and bounce off each other perfectly, the story feels fresh yet faithful to the turtles lore with plenty of resonate themes that might connect with general audience, the score is absolutely killer and gives the film it’s own upbeat personality, the action is a lot of fun to sit through, and it’s able to exist in it’s own sandbox as being the kind of thing that can stand proudly on it’s own along with being among the best of what the Ninja Turtles have offered throughout their history. While I won’t go as far to say that it’s a perfect film in it’s own rights (there’s a bit too much pop culture references and “milking” jokes for my taste), it’s certainly a perfect TMNT film, one that will likely be the one to get a new generation into this successful running franchise. And if the next film and the new 2D series that’s in the works is as good as Mutant Mayhem, then this next wave of Ninja Turtles fans will have plenty to be spoiled by!

2.) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is able to successfully hit all the beats it needs to give fans and audiences a very satisfying ending to it’s trilogy of what is perhaps the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s most surprising and consistently great franchise, along with showing how Marvel can still find ways to deliver quality entertainment, even when it might seem like they’ve reached their limits. It’s able to be funny, dark, sad, engaging, and deliver the highest and most personal stakes of all the three Guardians films that helps make it stand out as possibly the very best in trilogy. This also has some of the very best performances and emotional beats in anything Marvel related! I don’t know what the future holds for the MCU in terms of quality or what awaits for the team members that end up living to fight another day but in the case of this movie, I don’t really care. All Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 needed to do was deliver a conclusion that felt definite, right and satisfying all the same. And on those terms, it was no doubt able to deliver a famously huge third (Pun entirely intended!) I’m glad James Gunn was able to end his run with Marvel on a high note and leave me awaiting his future with DC. A fitting farewell to these lovable galatic a-holes!

1.) Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse shows that the Spider-Verse could in fact make lightning strike twice. Everyone involved with the making of this movie wanted to take everything to the next level without holding anything back and they are able to exceed greatly with a sequel that manages to be as good as Into the Spider-Verse and in some ways, even better. The animation might be the very best I’ve ever seen in any film, the entire cast is perfect with everyone feeling like they are absolutely in LOVE with their roles, Miles and Gwen are some of the most interesting, engaging, and layered protagonists in any comic book film, the themes and morals of the story still resonate and fits the core elements of Spider-Man perfectly, there’s plenty of well earned fan service throughout that never gets in the way of the main central storyline, and while it does end on an obvious cliffhanger, it will no doubt make anyone excited to see how they will wrap up the story in the third and final installment. For as much as there been talk about superhero movie fatigue nowadays, I’m willing to bet if the majority of modern superhero movies were anywhere near as good as these Spider-Verse movies are, we would not been having that conversation whatsoever and realize that the movie being good is what matters most at the end of the day. Across the Spider-Verse is the best comic book film of 2023, one of the best films of 2023, and might just be one of the most perfect sequels ever made! Bring on Beyond the Spider-Verse and PLEASE treat your animators right this time!

Wonka, Aquaman: The Lost Kingdom, and Rebel Moon Mini-Reviews

So, there were three new movies that came out recently that I want to review but don’t have much time to review it. I plan on discussing it a bit more once I do my yearly update post once New Years rolls around but I took a little break from doing reviews on movies. That was either because of the discourse surrounding those movies that was near impossible to avoid or ones that I forgot so quickly that I couldn’t write a review of it because of how little I remember about it. I might discuss the ones I missed out on once they make their way to digital streaming but for now, to close out 2023, I will give you my brief thoughts on Wonka, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, and Rebel Moon- Part One: A Child of Fire.

I won’t go too in-depth with them but just give you enough detail to illustrate my thoughts on each one of these movies in mini-review fashion. It will be as much detail as say when I talk about a certain movie during a ranking. Now that we are clear on that, let’s start off with talking about Wonka.

If you want to talk about a perfect holiday film to take the whole family too, that would be Wonka. Acting as an origin story for the iconic Willy Wonka, director Paul King is able to add his sweet touch that he gave to the Paddington movies to make an enjoyable musical about the early days of the great chocolatier himself.

Timothee Chalamet makes for a charming Willy Wonka, the entire supporting cast are able to back up our lead as well as they can, the colors are so bright, and even for someone that’s not too crazy for musicals, there were some nice tunes that I found myself nodding my head to. Heck, it even manages to avoid the trappings of my origin stories by having the key defining traits of the iconic character introduces in a way that isn’t treated as big deal or forced in the slightest. If that’s not a sign that a prequel as done it’s job well, then I don’t know what is.

Even if the plot itself is very paper thin and I don’t know this will appeal to those who aren’t fans of musicals, but for what it’s worth, Wonka was a nice movie to come around for Christmas time. Is it on the same level as King’s two Paddington movies? Not quite, but that shouldn’t devalue his work here in any way. I’m not fully over the moon for this one like most people are and I don’t know if it’s something I will go out of my way to rewatch every Christmas but even so, Wonka is about as good of a origin story as it can get and how good a family Christmas movie can get.

After ten years and 16 films deep, the DC Extended Universe comes to an end with Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, the sequel to DC highest grossing film of all time (Yes, really!). While I’m sure no one on the team picture that this would be the last installment in this ill-fated cinematic universe when they first signed on for Part Two, you would at least assume they would give their absolute best effort to end this 10-year DC run on a high note and get audiences excited for the rebooted universe coming in the near future. While I’m sure there was version of that movie that was presented during the production, it is anything but that when it comes to the finished product.

For as much you can pick apart about the original Aquaman, it at least had some form of energy, passion, and even heart from behind the camera which help make it an entertaining ride. The Lost Kingdom, on the other hand, is basically the exact opposite, with the whole thing feeling like it’s on autopilot while hitting many of the same beats as the first movie but with no energy, passion, or heart to be found here. Also, it’s embarrassing how the film was trying to do everything in it’s power to NOT have Amber Heard’s Mera on camera, only showing up when the plot absolutely demands her to show up.

Aside from some fun buddy cop-like moments between Jason Momoa’s Aquaman and Patrick Wilson’s Orm along with some neat visuals, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom is superhero cinematic burnout as it’s finest. You can tell this was a movie that Warner Bros was just desperate to get out of the way so they can finally move on to their upcoming DC universe. While not the worst DC Extended Universe movie ever, this is probably far in a way, the most forgettable and disposable one by a wide margin, even more so than JOSStice League. Such a shame that a once promising cinematic universe had to go out with such a damn whimper, with not a single care from anyone else on the planet. Let’s hope James Gunn and Peter Safran is up to the task in the future because man, does DC (and superhero movies in general) not look good right now!

To tell you the truth, I almost didn’t want to review this one but I honestly don’t think I’ve seen the actual complete movie. Not just because this is a part one of a two-part story but because it’s been confirmed that this is NOT the official full director’s cut of the movie. However, because movies are becoming the equivalent of video games (something which I will write about sometime in the future), we have to wait for the full DLC to come at a later date. Although, if you watch any Zack Snyder movie since he started making films, you would know that’s nothing out of the ordinary. For whatever reason, the man can’t just make a film that works at a reasonable pace and runtime that doesn’t result in a director’s cut.

But anyways, Rebel Moon was a film that started off as a Star Wars pitch to Lucasfilm shortly after Disney bought them in 2012. It was a pitched as an R-rated Star Wars film made strictly for adults and would take itself more “seriously” than any other Star Wars film. What should be a shocker to absolutely NO ONE but Snyder himself, that pitch got denied and many years later, has now been made into it’s own “original” film. I put original in quotation marks because the only way this even qualifies as original is the fact that it’s not entirely based on any property or IP. However, it is definitely inspires by it, in more ways than one.

There is plenty of interesting concepts and exciting moments throughout Rebel Moon. The visuals are as good as they can be for a Snyder film, the worldbuilding while familiar is intriguing, the action is pretty damn solid throughout, and Sofia Boutella is awesome as Kora, the most compelling character in the whole film. It’s just a shame that it can’t escape the trappings of most theater cuts from Zack Snyder where a good chunk of it is left on the cutting room floor. Because of that, you got side characters that are painfully undeveloped, an internal conflict that’s not as clear or fleshed out as it should be, and references to other sci-fi pictures such as Star Wars, Dune, and Battlefield Earth that is as obvious as clear daylight. Also, what is it with Zack Snyder feeling the need to add a rape scene in his movies? I don’t care if it serves a purpose or is meant to empower the female characters later on down the road. It’s very uncomfortable and not necessary.

Even so, I still couldn’t help but be intrigued by Rebel Moon- Part One: A Child of Fire despite it’s major flaws. Maybe it’s because I’m just a sucker of the sci-fi genre and I’ll always just take whatever I can get with them but I can definitely see this gaining a cult following outside of the obnoxious Zack Snyder fanboys (who is likely harassing critics who gave this movie bad reviews as we speak). It lives rent free in it’s own sandbox and throws so many different ideas on the screen that it’s near impossible to be bored by it. That being said, Snyder seriously needs to learn how to make proper cuts of his movie that are able to work for mainstream audiences and not just for himself and his hardcore fanbase. Only then will he finally himself in the same reign of the likes of Martin Scorsese and Christopher Nolan that he so desperately wants to be. I would say give it a watch but you’re better off waiting until the actual DLC comes out first before viewing this movie as a complete package.

This really goes to show how one day we are gonna look back at the Snyder cut of Justice League as a big mistake! That’s if we have not done that already!

Insomniac Games Got Hacked….And It’s Messed Up

Last week, it was reported that Insomniac Games, the studio responsible for some of the most well- received triple AAA Sony exclusives in recent memory such as Marvel’s Spider-Man series and Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart, got hacked by a unknown ransomware gang called Rhysida. The hackers behind Rhysida claimed to have accessed to massive amounts of info regarding Insomniac Games’ future projects and threatened to release all of it to the public, unless a ransom of two million dollars was paid in one week. I’m willing to bet that Insomniac didn’t meet that offer because it was then reported yesterday, just mere minutes after the supposed ransom deadline expired, there were numerous of files from Insomniac Games that leaked out everywhere all over the internet.

These leaks could each of the following:

  • Massive amount of info regarding one of Insomniac Games’ upcoming installments in Marvel’s Wolverine. These include concept art, cast leaks, gameplay footage, and the entire plot of the game!

  • Insomniac’s entire slate of games they have planned and their intended release dates up until the year of 2030. These include games that were already announced to be in development such as Marvel’s Spider-Man 3 and Wolverine along with a couple of titles that were not confirmed yet with a clear desire to reveal them later on down the road. I won’t say though what those titles are here but the road map of their upcoming games are all out in the open.

  • Personal info regarding many of the employees that work for Insomniac. These include possible phone numbers, email accounts, home locations, and direct names of folks who work at the company. This indicates that a fair amount of doxing has taken place. Pray to god for the safety of all of those that work at Insomniac Games!

  • More than 1 TB of internal data leaked, estimating about 1.3 million files total. These involve just about everything that I have just mentioned and even more.

While I can’t give 100% confirmation just yet but this may legit be the biggest hacking scandal in regards to video games in a very long time! Not even the hacks of Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto VI or the recent plot leak of Rocksteady’s Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League could compare to this! At least that was just one game that didn’t include data about anyone’s email account or the company’s future plans for the next decade. This hacking scandal on the other hand is comparable to that of when Sony Pictures got hacked back in late 2014 (which also ties back to Sony given their current partnership with Insomniac Games). Just about every bit of juicy info that can make for as much clickbait-y headlines in articles as humanly possible! It’s all messed up!

You might think this article might be going over every single detail and game that got leaked but I rather not do that. Not just because if I did that, then I would literally be here all day because of how much stuff got released but out of respect to those at Insomniac Games. Not a single person working there deserve this level of hacking and doxing at any kind! This is a company that has been one of the most consistently reliable gaming studios out there at delivering huge quality games that gives players their full money’s worth! To have all this info that has been revealed of what goes on from behind the scenes is incredibly disrespectful and quite frankly, dangerous! Even if you are someone that don’t care for their games, you would be genuinely heartless to claim that anyone working at Insomniac deserves this kind of treatment!

Hacking has been more prevalent than ever before! With how so much folks spent their time on the internet nowadays to the advancement of technology to the emergence of A.I., there are now over numerous ways to hack into things, particularly in regards to big companies such as Insomniac Games. Whether it’s to force out leaks to upcoming titles to build up anticipation or just to be a dick, it’s much easier to hack than it was in the early days of the internet. Of course, this is not just for gaming as it goes for just about everything involving entertainment and politics but in recent memory, it’s mostly been the gaming industry that has been affected by this.

It just makes you wonder how Insomniac themselves will respond to this scandal! Of course, you pray for the safety and stability of everyone that works there in the hopes that this does NOT lead to any harm of any kind to come to them or their loved ones! Once that is taken into consideration and is dealt with, how will this impact the releases of their upcoming games? Will they push Wolverine back even further to change elements of the story since the entire plot as been leaked? Will they actually commit to an open-world *bleep* game now that cat is out of the bag? Will any of the other previously unconfirmed games be in the works anymore? Those are questions that everyone has got to be asking themselves right now and hopefully will be answered in the best way possible by Insomniac.

If you desire to seek out all the information that got leaked by hackers for the planned future at Insomniac Games, I’m not going to stop you. I understand being tempted to see what’s going on from behind the scenes since there are now plenty of info out there that will give you just that. Even I’m tempting to do so! But, just know when you are looking through all of those leaks is that NONE of this is what Insomniac had in mind! They clearly wanted to give out info about their upcoming entries of their gaming library whenever they felt the desire to and when they felt the most eager to give their fans a taste of what’s to come. They wanted to give out all of this info when they felt the most confident and the most good and ready to do so! This was all clearly not the moment of time that Insomniac was aiming for and that’s just messed up!

I can only hope that those from Rhysida that took place in this awful action that they are jailed and fined in the harshest way possible! I’m talking decades behind bars and fines that they won’t be properly paid off even after they die! They took private information from all those great folks at Insomniac Games and let the whole world see it! That is cruel, distasteful, and absolutely f*cked up! I wouldn’t wish that kind of action on my worst enemy! I can only hope this will not lead to any harm to any employee at Insomniac Games or potential firings of any of the staff! They all deserve better than this!

To the great folks of Insomniac Games, I’m so sorry all of you have to put up with this crap! You are perhaps my favorite gaming studio working today, delivering some of my favorite gaming experiences of the past several years! Speaking as a die hard fan, you all deserve much better than this! I can not stress that enough! Good luck getting through all of this and I eagerly await to see what you guys and girls have in store for the future!

Best Animated Movies of 2023

If there is one medium that was able to shine quite a bright light in the world of cinema, that would be animation. 2023 was an absolutely phenomenal year for animation! Regardless of what your favorite animation studio consists of, you were likely satisfied with at least one of their works in 2023. This is the first time in a while that whenever I hear someone say what their favorite animated film of the year is, I would have a legit hard time arguing with them. I could see almost any reason for any of the films I have on this list being someone’s absolute favorite of the year. If there comes a time where it’s time for cinema to quit underestimating the power of animation, that would be now!

To celebrate all the magnificent achievements in cinematic animation this year, I decided to go over my nine favorite animated motion pictures of the year! Regardless, these are nine animated films that are worth checking out if you haven’t already!

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Acting as the highest grossing animated film of 2023, The Super Mario Bros. Movie is the one video game movie that feels like it was 100% ripped straight from the games in terms of it’s animation, style, world building, and amount of fan service throughout. It even works quite well as a simple story of a complete zero turning into a complete hero along with the importance of brotherhood. It’s just so much fun seeing characters such as Mario, Princess Peach, Donkey Kong, and Toad kicking butt together on the big screen for the first time ever. Not even the common tropes from Illumination Animation that brought down their prior movies such as an obvious celebrity heavy voice cast and awkwardly inserted song tracks are able to bring this one down, which likely has to do with Nintendo’s influence. I don’t know how I would feel about this movie if I wasn’t a Mario but since I am, I couldn’t help but be very satisfied with this movie.

Suzume

Makoto Shinkai was at it again in 2023 with Suzume and once again he was able to deliver big time! This is a gorgeous and beautiful film where Shinkai once again lets his imagination and ambitions run wild in the form of animation, proving once again why he is once of the best animation folks in the business and why animation is in fact real cinema. Suzume acts wonderfully as a touching coming-of-age tale along with a strong mediation on grief and dealing with loss, with a strong emotional core as it’s center with it’s lead character of Suzume herself. If you are a die hard fan of Makoto Shinkai, then I can’t think of a reason that you will not love this movie. Even if you are not a fan at all, give this one a shot and you might be surprise how much this will engage and move you.

Elemental

Perhaps it has to with personal life experiences throughout 2023 for me but I most certainly believe that Elemental will stand the test of time as being an absolute gem of Pixar’s library. Maybe not the very best but definitely one that plenty will find to be another worthy addition to their library. It’s looks gorgeous, it’s very charming, the characters are engaging, the music is beautiful, and even the similar themes it tackles are done very well and might even stand out greater than other Disney and Pixar films that have done it to some people. I’m sure glad this film was able to have strong legs at the box office as this might be an encouraging sign for Pixar’s future in movie theaters. I might have not enjoyed The Good Dinosaur but director Peter Sohn was able to win me over in Round Two with Elemental. If you haven’t checked it out yet, I highly recommend it.

Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

Here’s a movie that Universal basically left to die! With little to no marketing and only given a 17-day theatrical window before it made it’s way to VOD, Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken was a movie that was very easy to miss because it looks as though the studios were wanting you to do exactly that. Which is a shame because judging the film on it’s own merits, it’s actually pretty good all things considered. The animation is bright and colorful, the characters are all likeable, and even if the story feels like a more diet version of Luca and Turning Red, it still works completely well as it’s own thing that it doesn’t hurt the enjoyment. It’s far from the best movie on this list or of Dreamworks library but if you were one of those that dismiss this film or were unaware of it’s existence, I’d say check it out and I think you’ll have a decent time with it.

Nimona

Disney’s trash turned out to be Netflix’s treasure with this animated fantasy adventure in Nimona. A movie made for kids that pulls no punches and will likely find a bigger audience with teens and young adults due to the film’s own subject matter and mature themes that come to play. It’s beautifully animated, incredibly engaging, has messages and representation that feels genuine, stellar voice work from Chloe Grace Moretz and Eugene Lee Yang, and Nimona herself is one of the most generally lovable protagonists in recent memory, managing to being the right kind of an “obnoxious” character. If this truly is Blue Sky Studio’s last film they ever do, not only is it grateful that they got to see their final work in a complete form but they were able to save their best film for last in the form of Nimona! Disney will certainly regret letting this film get away from them!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Of all the feature films that have we have gotten so far involving the TMNT brand, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is probably the very best one since the 1990 original. The animation is top notch, learning the “right” lessons from Into the Spider-Verse, the characters are all well-utilized, defined, and bounce off each other perfectly, the story feels fresh yet faithful to the turtles themselves, the score is absolutely killer, the action is a lot of fun to sit through, and it’s able to exist in it’s own sandbox as being the kind of thing that can stand proudly on it’s own along with being among the best of what the Ninja Turtles have offered throughout their history. While I won’t go as far to say that it’s a perfect film in it’s own rights, it’s certainly a perfect TMNT film and one that will likely be the one to get a new generation into this successful running franchise. And if the next film and the new 2D series that’s in the works is as good as Mutant Mayhem, then this next wave of Ninja Turtles fans will have plenty to be spoiled by!

The Boy and the Heron

Perhaps the biggest animated film at the moment, The Boy and the Heron is another winner from the creative minds at Studio Ghibli. This makes for easily one of the best English dub anime flicks in recent memory, with the entire cast of Robert Pattinson, Mark Hamill, Gemma Chan, and Dave Bautista giving very strong vocal performances. Hayao Miyazaki succeeds once again in telling story that feels as witty as it is tragic, knowing how to balance both distinct tones and making it’s core set of characters feel more human than you could imagine. It’s not my absolute favorite from Miyazaki, with some issues in terms of pacing and certain story beats, but The Boy and the Heron is definitely worth your time and should be seen in a theater. Between this and the previously mentioned Suzume, it’s nice to see more animated films made outside of America getting the recognition that they deserve.

Merry Little Batman

What’s this? A new Batman animated film that takes place on Christmas and puts the spotlight on Batman’s own son in Damian Wayne? You bet and believe it or not, it works quite well. Nothing to get you in the holiday spirit in Gotham then a fun knock-off of Home Alone, where Damian has to learn at such a young age to become the Batman his father always wanted for him. It’s also neat to get a glimpse at a Bruce Wayne that is more happy and a Gotham City that isn’t as corrupt as before, giving the sense that Bruce had accomplished his destiny as Batman. And I don’t think the Joker has been this much fun in AGES! I’m not too crazy on the designs for most of the characters and you can definitely tell this was cater to young children, but for what it’s worth, Merry Little Batman is a cute, enjoyable superhero Christmas special that will likely put you in a good jolly mood the whole way through. It’s sure nice that this and eventually Coyote vs. Acme were able to escape the clutches of the evil Warner Bros and get released. Take that, David Zaslav!

And my pick for the best animated film of 2023 goes to…..

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

To be honest, did you really think it was going to be anything else? Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse shows that the Spider-Verse could in fact make lightning strike twice. Everyone involved with the making of this movie wanted to take everything to the next level without holding anything back and they are able to exceed greatly with a sequel that manages to be as good as Into the Spider-Verse and in some ways, even better. The animation might be the very best I’ve ever seen in any film, the entire cast is perfect with everyone feeling like they are absolutely in LOVE with their roles, Miles and Gwen are some of the most interesting, engaging, and layered protagonists in any comic book film, the themes and morals of the story still resonate and fits the core elements of Spider-Man perfectly, and there’s plenty of well earned fan service throughout that never gets in the way of the main central storyline. While it does end on an obvious cliffhanger, it will no doubt make anyone excited to see how they will wrap up the story in the third and final installment. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is the best animated film of the year and one of the very best films of the year, period! Bring on Beyond the Spider-Verse 

Also, to Phil Lord, Chris Miller, and the those at Sony Animation, PLEASE treat your animators right this time! Don’t put them through hell like you did with Across the Spider-Verse! We all can wait and be patience if it has to take a few more years for the next film to come out! Let’s not encourage crunch culture any longer and make sure the animators are treated with respect next time around! Please and thank you!

Why The St. Louis Blues Firing Craig Berube Will Backfire

After yet another tough loss on Tuesday against the Detroit Red Wings, the St. Louis Blues announced that they have fired their head coach Craig Berube, a man who has been the coach for them since 2018 and let the team to their first ever Stanley Cup championship in 2019. Hired to take his place in the meantime will be Drew Bannister, coach of the Springfield Thunderbirds, St. Louis’ AHL affiliate. General Manger Doug Armstrong has gone on record claiming that this is only a hire to fill in the gap for the time being and will be looking for a new head coach that will guide the Blues for the future.

In hindsight, you can see why the Blues were compelled to let the one man that was able to win a cup in St. Louis go. The Blues were coming off a massively underwhelming season last year and this year seems no different so far. Much like the previous year, there have been stretches were the team got red hot and looked like they could make a potential playoff push but that momentum would easily get killed when they cut back to reality and play like crap for a good portion of the season. The biggest reason for this is the inconsistency of the regular players, key injuries, and the addition of veteran players that have not gone as planned.

At the moment, St. Louis sits one point out of the last wild card spot in the Western Conference. The Blues are 26th in goals per game, 22nd in goals against per game, and land in an ABSYMAL 31st place in power play goals. They’ve been hurt by the lack of production of top players such as Jordan Kyrou and Torey Krug along with a lack of a reliable or consistent back up goaltender, forcing franchise star Jordan Binnington with more work than ever behind the net. Of course, losing key pieces of that 2019 cup core in recent years such as David Perron, Vladmir Traenskeo, and ESPECIALLY, Alex Pietrangalo has not helped any wonders either.

When it comes to Craig Berube, while he was undoubtedly the perfect man to lead the team to their Stanley Cup run in 2019, that presence he brought when he was hired as head coach back in 2018 has not seem to carry over five years later. Perhaps this has to do with the fact that Berube’s prior teams were more filled with older veteran and experience skaters that could handle the toughness which these newer core of players can not. Perhaps he’s just a coach that’s always in a “win now” mindset that he has no problem ripping into players in ways that younger hockey players can not handle which leads to worse results on the ice. Or perhaps that he has been given a roster that is just absolutely lackluster and is not meant to strive deep into another Stanley Cup run that those brief hot stretches are more of just quick blimps in the radar! Even if I can understand a reason or two, I along with many Blues fans strongly believe that this firing is going to backfire spectacularly.

I know the first thing someone will point out is how the last time the Blues fired their coach in Mike Yeo back in 2018 and brought in a new voice in Craig Berube, that ended up being the voice that the team needed to hear and that group would go on to become Stanley Cup champions later on down the road. However, these are MUCH different circumstances with this current Blues team. That 2018-2019 team was always a good team that just had a poor coach that couldn’t keep the team together. This 2023-2024 squad on the other hand is an example of a good head coach doing what he can to win with a team that simple is not qualify or build to win meaningful games. With how many holes this roster has in terms of sloppy play and constant poor response to adversity from game-to-game, I don’t see how a new coach is going to change that much.

Much of the blame involving the current state of the St. Louis Blues has to go back to General Manger Doug Armstrong, who has been in his role as GM since 2010. While he has plenty of success with the Blues in terms of the number of winning seasons, playoff appearances, and bringing home the franchise’s first every Stanley Cup, he has made quite a number of mistakes that has hurt the team since the 2020s rolled around. There was letting fan favorites and key core pieces of that 2019 squad walk such as Alex Pietrangelo, Vladmir Tarasenko, Ryan O’Reilly, and David Perron, there was the poor signings of the likes of Torey Krug, and there’s the incredibly poor play from young players such as Jordan Kyrou. There is also basically betting the farm of goaltender Jordan Binnington for their future, who has been quite inconsistent since his phenomenal 2019 rookie season. Needless to say, Armstrong has not handle this team very well since their Cup win.

Even going back to that Cup win in 2019, a big reminder that the team was HORRIBLE to start off the 2018-2019 campaign. They were literally in dead last place in the entire NHL by the time that New Years rolled around. It was only once Craig Berube was able to settle in nicely as the interm coach along with the call-up of breakout rookie star goaltender in Jordan Binnington that the Blues were able to take off completely and make their remarkable Cup push. Imagine if neither one or those two worked out and the Blues ended up having as underwhelming of a season that they have had for the past two seasons. Would Doug Armstrong have the reputation he has gained for being one of the better GMs in hockey or would he have likely been shown the doors by the time that season ended, struggling to find a new job somewhere else? Your guess is as good as mine but no doubt, it was Berube and Binnington that made Armstrong look much better in 2019 than he is looking right now.

Which honestly convinces me that this firing will completely backfire on the Blues. Even if the Blues finish in a much better place by the end of the year or are even able to squeak into the last Wild Card, that will not fix the roles that are currently present on this roster. It’s not strictly the coaching that has been a factor into the lackluster play of the Blues as of late, it’s quite simply the roster construction. You have an offense who can’t score a power play goal to save their lives, you have a defense that is as soft as glass and are made as hard as swift cheese, you have backup goaltenders that can’t finish their own games on nights that Binnington needs a rest, you have a group of overpaid veterans whose mind is only on how much money they are stealing from Tom Stillman’s wallet, and lastly, you have a group of young players who crumble when facing even the slightest bit of adversity. As much as Craig Berube has not been able to get much results this year, you can’t make lemonade without proper lemons. It’s only when the right tools at play where a great coach like Berube can do some proper fixing.

I don’t know what the future of the Blues hold but there is one thing that remains clear, Doug Armstrong MUST pick a proper direction for this team going forward. Either go all in and pursue more talent or tear it all down and start over from scratch. This “one foot in, one foot out” approach doesn’t work and will only constantly lead to inconsistent results because of the team’s refusal to evolve and Armstrong being so ego-filled. Even if I don’t approve of the firing of Berube, what’s done is done. I along with other Blues fans can only hope that he has finally woke up and realize that major changes have to be made.

The biggest change out of all them that must come is Doug Armstrong being removed as his place as General Manager. He’s had a good run but it’s clearly time for a fresh voice, with someone that has a proper direction of where to go from here on out and know how to handle a rebuilding/reloading process. Despite all the success that Armstrong has had with the Blues, he has dug quite a whole for himself and the team ever since their Stanley Cup victory. All of those signs and more indicate that he no longer has anything to offer to the St. Louis Blues and it’s time to pass that mantle onto someone else. I don’t know if owner Tom Stillman agrees but clearly Armstrong has to be filling some sort of pressure with the way things have played out as of late.

Regardless, the St. Louis Blues will be playing in their first game under interm coach Drew Bannister tonight against the Ottawa Senators. It’s only then we will see if this firing is the actual correct move and will turn around this massively inconsistent season that the Blues are having. Guess we will all have to wait and find out!

Even after, despite his abrupt firing, Craig Berube will always be a legend in St. Louis. He will always be remembered as the man who led this this franchise to their first ever Stanley Cup championship and there is NOTHING that can take anything away from that! I wish him the best of luck wherever he goes next! Wouldn’t be surprised if he has a new job by the time the New Years rolls around!

Thanks for everything, chief!

Thanks for allowing me to see the team that I rooted for my whole life win their first every Stanley Cup!

Best Horror Movies of 2023

To cap off cinema in 2023, I decided to do something a bit different this year. Other than giving you my list of my top favorite movies of the year, I want to do something extra and give you a list of my favorite films of a certain genre, subgenre, or medium of 2023. This year, in the build up to my list of the best films of the year, I will also do an individual list of the best horror movies of 2023, best animated movies of 2023, and a ranking of all the superhero movies of 2023. This would be the perfect way to give certain films some love and recognition that I might not have gotten to in my main top list because it just missed the list. I plan on publishing one list every Sunday for the rest of the month, concluding with my list of the top overall films of 2023!

To start off this little marathon to end the year, let’s look over ten films in the horror genre that I believe are worth a watch! Keep in mind, this is NOT in number order and are only in the order of the time which it came out! The only exception to this is my very final pick, with what I believe was the best horror film of 2023!

Let’s not waste anymore time and get straight into it!

M3GAN

I don’t how I would judge M3GAN if this was a film to NOT come out in January, most often regarded as the toxic wasteland month for movies. Even so, regardless of what time and month it came out, there is a lot to like and recommend with M3GAN. There is a certain warmth and heart here with plenty of laughs, scares, thrills, and meaningful messaging involving A.I. and the way humans respond to it. Not to mention, the character of M3GAN herself makes for an instant horror movie icon, suiting greatly as this generation’s Chucky! It’s quite uneven and there are certain kills you will likely see coming from a mile away but for what it’s worth, M3GAN was a damn fun time and I’ll definitely watch a sequel if it gets made. This was a movie that not only kicked off this year’s horror movies on a high note but also this year’s films in general.

Scream VI

Although, there probably isn’t a WORSE time to talk about this movie in a positive light after everything that has happened for the past few weeks regarding this franchise, Scream VI was about as good, if not better, than it’s 2022 predecessor and deserves recognition for it. The new cast equipped themselves admirably and don’t need the legacy characters themselves to carry it, the kills are still effective and satisfying, the returning cast are better utilized here than the last movie, and it does give you a brighter sense of the future that lies ahead for franchises that actually dare to move forward without their main face of the franchise. And even if this is the very last Scream movie now due to incompetent management from the higher ups at Spyglass, this would be a satisfying note to end on as it does bring proper closures to characters old and new. Justice to Melissa Barrera!

Renfield

I wasn’t the nicest camper to this when it came out, but it has slightly grown on me since it’s release. It’s far from the best version of itself and lacks the tonal control or brain in it’s head that M3GAN had but Renfield is still an enjoyable time overall! The humor and set pieces does it’s job when it arrives, Nicholas Hoult and Ben Schwartz are always welcome presences, and Nicolas Cage as Dracula is as much of a match made in heaven as you would expect. While it falls just shy of being an instant horror movie classic, Renfield is worth a watch for those that are in a massive horror fix or Halloween mood.

Evil Dead Rise

Who would’ve thought that 40 years after the original Evil Dead that the series would still have plenty of juice left in it? Evil Dead Rise is able to continue the franchise momentum in pushing itself forward to new territory while still sticking to the roots of what Evil Dead stands for. Here we see mum Ellie getting possessed by the spirits with her sister and children in the fight for their survivals! The characters themselves are engaging, the kills still deliver in fresh and exciting ways, and the creativity that the series is known for is still on display! Even if it’s not quite the very best movie in the franchise, Evil Dead Rise still succeeds greatly at reintroducing Evil Dead to a new generation. Five movies in and it doesn’t seem like Evil Dead is losing momentum anytime soon, making for perhaps the best (or at least most consistent) horror movie franchise out there!

The Last Voyage of the Demeter

Critics weren’t too kind to this one but I found himself being one of this film’s supporters. Taking a footnote in Dracula lore and exploring the hidden depths buried underneath it, The Last Voyage of the Demeter was able to deliver the exact kind of Dracula film that 2014’s Dracula Untold could not. The cast is all great with every member bringing their A game, the period setting is very well done and completely buyable, and the tension is build greatly throughout the entire movie, giving us enough of Dracula without him feeling overused or pushed to the side until the climax arrives. While it may not be quite the best horror film of the year, The Last Voyage of the Demeter might just be the most misunderstood horror film of the year. Go into it with a more open mind and you will find that there is a lot to like here than there is to hate!

No One Will Save You

If you want to talk about a sci-fi horror movie that will kick you ass in the best possible ways, No One Will Save You will do that straight and hardcore. This is a silent film that’s lets it’s tension and atmosphere do the talking while every other element is able to walk between those lines quite well. Carried heavily by a brilliant turn from Kaitlyn Dever and stellar direction from director Brian Duffield, No One Will Save You will get under you skin the right way and does it’s every best to leave a lasting impact on you, proving that alien and horror elements can work out well together when they are both done right. It’s certainly not the most conventional sci-fi horror movie out there and may be a bit too “different” for mainstream audience, but for those that welcome something different and scary, No One Will Save You will give you just that and even more.

Totally Killer

Playing like a more diet version of recent slasher flicks such as Happy Death Day and Freaky, Totally Killer is still able to find an identity of it’s own with new modern twists added, even if it does wear it’s inspirations on it’s sleeves. If you ever imagine a traditional slasher flick with a mix of Back to the Future and Groundhog Day thrown in a blender, this is basically what you get. Added by a breezy 105-minute runtime and a charismatic turn from Kiernan Shipka, this is a film that is able to poke fun at generations old and new along with providing an interesting spin on these typical slasher flicks and time travel films. I can’t deny you will see the influences of prior films for Totally Killer and won’t make a comparison or two to other films I mentioned but I also can’t deny that you will have an absolute blast with it all the same. It’s one of those films that doesn’t just work in spite of it’s inspirations but strictly BECAUSE of it’s inspirations.

Saw X

After the divisive reaction to Spiral, the Saw franchise decided to take things back to basics with a straight forward story with plenty of blood, kills, and gore thrown into the mix. The result is the simplistic but mostly entertaining ten installment with Saw X. Instead of trying to expand the lore and timeline even further, it instead returns to it’s traditional roots by putting the kills and scares first and everything else second. For those that appreciated the likes of Spiral for trying to blaze it’s own path forward with new ideas, they will likely find themselves disappointed with this newest Saw installment playing things rather safe. But for those that like their Saw films simple and straight to the point, Saw X will do you good.

Thanksgiving

Talk about a return to form for Eli Roth! Nothing like getting back in the groove than with a good, old-fashioned slasher dasher that happens to take place at Thanksgiving! This is a horror film that basically gives you everything on the cover and doesn’t try to trick you that it’s trying to be anything else. The jokes works, the kills are effective, the gore is present, and there’s is not a single moment that isn’t entertaining on a certain level. Thanksgiving is proof that not only does Eli Roth still have what it takes to deliver horror entertainment but he might have progressed and matured as a filmmaker, with a better hand of sticking to what he is best at without trying to be what he is not.

Best Horror Movie of 2013 goes too…..

Talk To Me

No horror film this year was able to impact me and hit me harder than Talk To Me. This is a thrilling and frightening tale about a group of friends led by Sophie Wilde’s Mia that uses an embalmed hand as a way to talk to the dead, taking the cast on a wild journey that makes them connect to spirits in ways they would never imagine. It’s able to take it’s genius horror premise and does just about everything you possibly can with it. The story is gripping, the set pieces are incredibly inventive, the scares are absolutely heart-racing, the tension is felt in every second of the runtime, and the visuals metaphors still live rent free in my head to this day. A24 is certainly not the most mainstream friendly studio out there but when they deliver, they deliver HARD! Talk To Me doesn’t just stand as my favorite horror film of the year but I wouldn’t be surprised if I was able to make room for it on my favorite films of the year period. Just superb entertainment all around!

The Game Awards Has An Identity Crisis

Last night saw the 10th annual show of The Game Awards, hosted by Geoff Keighley. It’s a yearly award show that prides itself on delivering awards to the best that gaming has had to offer in it’s own respective year, showcasing appearances from celebrities well known in entertainment, along with giving you sneak peaks and announcements of upcoming games in development. With how MASSIVE of a year for gaming that 2023 has been, you would expect there would be a lot of winning for certain games and plenty of upset for others and you would be right.

Yesterday’s show saw Larian Studio’s Baldur’s Gate 3 with nine nominations and winning awards in six of those along with taking home the ultimate prize of game of the year. It also saw heartbreak in the likes of well-acclaimed games such as Capcom’s Resident Evil 4 and Marvel’s Spider-Man 2, with neither winning any awards despite numerous nominations. Even Pikmin 4, a great Nintendo Switch exclusive that got lost in the sea of other great Switch exclusives this year in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom and Super Mario Bros. Wonder (both which got one award), was able to take home more trophies than Resident Evil 4 and Spider-Man 2 combined. While I have yet to play Baldur’s Gate 3, the universal acclaim is has gotten does make it more than worthy of all that is has won.

However, something strange happened during the speech giving by the folks behind Baldur’s Gate 3. The developers of Larian Studios who came up to give their acceptance speech were told to wrap it up quickly and were only given a total of 30 seconds to make their speech. There was even looks from behind the scene of the amount of seconds that the folks were giving to make a speech before they were forced to wrap it up.

This sudden urge to wrap up the show quickly is odd considering the massive amount of time that was giving to other well-known celebrities and game developers, most notably Hideo Kojima, who given at least five to ten minutes top to speak their mind. You let those people have all the time in the world to talk about random stuff aside from the awards themselves but you rush those that actually win the awards themselves? It’s almost as if The Game Awards is looking to serve a different purpose outside of being an awards show. And if last night’s show is anything to go by, I’m willing to bet there are plenty of those that agree with me.

Despite being called The Game Awards, last night’s show felt like it was trying to be anything but a games award show. A good portion of the runtime was filled with constant ads, commercials, trailers, and appearances of celebrities & gaming developers and not on the actual awards themselves. The awards themselves played a secondary role, with most award reveals being handwaved while other reveals felt rushed just so they can get to the next trailer or gaming reveal. As a matter of fact, there was a total of 30 (!) reveals of games in development with another 32 (!) announcements involving upcoming games. That is a combined total of 62 reveals and announcements of games!

With so much crammed into one award show, that made the pacing of the whole show feeling rather bizarre and inconsistent. There were plenty of times where it would move at a super fast clip to announce a new game or award while other times it slows down just so Geoff Keighley can spend some time on camera with his buddies in the gaming industry. Imagine if the Oscars spend more time on upcoming announcements and trailers for future movies and the awards themselves felt like a footnote and that is basically what you get with The Game Awards.

To be sure, some of the announcements shown off for upcoming games were quite cool. From a new Jurassic Park game to SEGA focusing on their other IPs instead of just Sonic the Hedgehog to confirmation that a new Blade game is in the works, those are all things to get excited for. Not to mention, Hideo Kojima and Jordan Peele working on a game together feels like a match made in horror heaven. The problem though is that those felt like things that should have been announced either at an E3 or at a Summer Games Fest, not at an awards show.

All of that leads to my next point, what in the world is The Game Awards trying to be? Does it want to be an awards ceremony that celebrates the achievements in the gaming industry year in or year out or does it just want to show off as much news of upcoming games as possible with as much famous people as possible? If it’s the first answer, then just stick to making it about those who worked hard on their big games and let them get the spotlight they deserve on center stage. If it’s the second answer, then just make a Winter E3 and you can reveal as much as you want while even possibly allowing for special demos for games that show up to the event. Try to do them both at the same time and last night’s show is the results that you get.

If it was up to me and I had the power to do it, I would actually try to do them both but make them two SEPERATE events. Have the game awards show come first and highlight the best that gaming had to offer in their own respective year. After that, make a Winter E3 event to give gamers a sneak preview of what’s to come for gaming the following next year. That would allow for both sides of the spectrum to shine and not have one overshadow the other. You can have your show that awards the achievements for gaming for their own respective year and then shortly after, you can have your show that will let gamers know what to expect for the next year. I’m sure plenty of things would need to be changed and reworked due to budget, restraints, layoffs, etc.. but I believe that would be the perfect way for Geoff and crew to have their cake and eat it too. And I think gamers and developers all around the world would be much appreciative of that, especially since E3 in the summer is basically as good as dead now.

While last night’s award show was far from the worst thing I’ve ever seen, I don’t think there has been one that showcases the absolute identity crisis that The Game Awards currently have. It needs to decide whether it wants to be an awards ceremony or just be a new event to show off upcoming games. You can one or the other or even both at different times but they can NOT be at the exact same time. A sneak preview or two is fine but that’s not what the majority of an awards show should consist of. It just makes things awkward, confusing, and quite frankly insulting to those that put so much work and effort over the years with games only to get less than a minute to give a speech they have been waiting such a long time to give. And that’s not even going into other factors not addressed such as the massive amount of layouts and the poor treatment that developer have b, plenty of which will no doubt play a factor once the inevitable strike in the gaming industry does appear.

Regardless, it’s time for The Game Awards to look itself in the mirror and figure out what in the world does it want to be. Make up your mind or else things will only continue to get worse and worse with each new show every year!

It’s in your hands, Geoff Keighley! May the gaming gods have mercy on your soul (Not really!)

And here’s an article that dives deeper into the rough year that developers have had in gaming and what The Game Awards failed to address: