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Going through puberty is cringe! I think every single person who has gone through that awkward but important phase in their lives can agree on that. It’s that stage that is like the equivalent of ripping off a band-ad that been a part of your skin for months or popping a really big zit that has been on the side of your face for weeks. It’s uncomfortable and will probably make you squirm but it’s something you know you have to do and get through at some point in your life. Regardless of what gender you are, there’s always that point in time where you go through that period of time where you not only start to experiencing changes in your body, voice, and hormones but how those changes are going to affect you for the rest of your time on planet Earth. The reason being is because the changes you go through when you hit puberty is also what changes you from underneath and that’s when you start to discover your true purpose in life. You don’t have everything planned out exactly but you discover that first step that you’re wanting to take which will lead to your exact definition of a successful future.

When it comes to recent movies, there hasn’t been one that quite captures the glorious and embarrassing amount of cringe of going through that difficult time period than with Bo Burnham’s Eighth Grade. A film which saw Elsie Fisher’s Kayla Day go through all the inevitable phases that a teenager must go through as they work their way through middle school and approach high school. She is everything that you would expect a girl like her to be in the eighth grade. She was quiet and awkward, she suffered with stress and anxiety, she had a hard time interacting with other students, she published video web blogs that only her herself really watch, she had a rather distance relationship with her dad, and overall, she was just a teenager. Admittedly, the movie itself was cringe and honestly hard to watch at times, but that was the point that Bo Burnham was trying to make with that movie. It was cringeworthy and difficult to watch experience because experiencing the eighth grade itself is a cringeworthy and difficult to learn experience. Whether or not that Turning Point comes close to capture that same realistic magic as Eighth Grade is something I can’t quite say but I haven’t seen a children’s movie capture this kind of subject matter as perfectly as it does. (Friendly reminder, that Eight Grade was actually rated R instead of PG-13 which I believe was a bit mistake. Aside from a couple of f-bombs, it’s as PG-13 as it goes)

While this is certainly not the first Pixar movie to tackle themes of growing up and maturing (see the Toy Story sequels), there really hasn’t been one that been as front-and-center with those core themes than with Turning Red. And also while this also isn’t even the first Pixar movie to have a main female lead like some are claiming it is (Did everyone just suddenly forget about Brave, Inside Out, Finding Dory, and even the Elastic Girl lead Incredibles 2?), there hasn’t been one that has captured the inner turmoil of what I imagine a girl has to go through when they turn 13 years old.

I will admit, I’ve never been a 13-year old girl. I’ve been a white, caucasian male my entire life. That right there might make some of you want to click off this review and go find another reviewer that has been through the same growth spout period as you have. And if you do, that’s fine. I certainly think the voices of target demographic which this movie is aimed matters just as much if not more than those outside of that demographic.

But just because I can’t relate to being a 13-year old girl doesn’t mean I can’t relate to Mei or her girl friends in any way, shape, or form along with their early experiences as a teenager. I might not have went through the exact same awkward phase as Mei, Miriam, Abby, and Priya does in the film (and I especially have not been turned into a giant red panda) but I certainly have gone through an awkward phase of some kind when I was the same age as all of these main characters throughout the film. (Heck, I even too had finished in 2nd place in the spelling bee as well! No joke!)

There seems to be a consensus lately that if an audience member can’t relate exactly to what the main character has gone through, then that makes them a bad character or a character that strictly “not for them”. (Which is something I will DEFINITELY bring up in my piece soon about that ONE review of Turning Red which is a prime example of everything wrong with film criticism.) I personally never understood that. While I always love to see a part of myself on the big screen, I’m also equally fascinated to a non-part of myself on the big screen as well. I like see different kinds of people go through different kinds of phrases in their lives compare to mine on the big screen as well. I like to see how they are different from me in terms of personally, development, and growth throughout the motion picture. I like to see them make valid and logical choices that I myself personally would not have made. I like to see someone on the big screen that is different than me but in a incredibly compelling way. Even if I’m not watching a movie with a main character that doesn’t resemble me in any way, shape, or form, I have HUNDREDS of others films that do that I go watch. That’s how I see the characters in this movie and I don’t think it could have worked out for the better.

When looking at it from a surface level, it can be easy to assume Turning Red as a movie strictly for young girls and teenage girls. While it’s totally understandable to assume that and I won’t even tell people who claimed that are wrong, I do feel there is strongly something for anybody to relate to in this movie. Because Turning Red isn’t just about a girl taking her first steps into become a woman, it’s about also taking that leap of faith that might go against everything that the folks who raise you stand for. Even if you don’t go through that same awkward phase that every young girl goes through during her teenage years, you can at least see the main character’s troubled relationship with her mother and her inherited family which is something I know anyone can get an understanding of.

As much as Turning Red is about getting through that next awkward step in your life, it’s also about finding yourself through that teen years and being that version of yourself you can imagine being for the rest of your life. Mei’s mother Ming Lee is about the most strict, overprotective, and emotionally manipulative mother you can possibly imagine. Not only imagine absolute perfection from her daughter but also imagine no other version from Mei than the one that perfectly matches her along with her family and ancestors. Despite how hard Mei might tries to be the perfect daughter that her mother has imagined, there is still a sense of emptiness insider herself that she want’s to be something much different than what her heritage had set in stone for her. It’s with her relationship with her friends, Miriam, Abby, and Priya, that shows that there’s more to her than what her mother wants her to be. Mei is upbeat, full of energy, and wants to be part of the crowd instead of an ancient religion. This is all everything that her mother is not (and as we learn throughout, that’s also something that Mei’s grandmother isn’t either), and that’s what make the Red Panda in this story work perfectly.

The big hook to this movie is that Mei is able to transform into a huge red panda whenever she experiences a strong emotion of any kind. Whether that strong emotion considers of anger, sadness, or excitement, Mei will immediately transform into a giant, fluffy red panda once she fill a big ounce of feel. That makes for a great case of someone being afraid to express their emotions in an extreme way that it gives everyone in public the wrong idea of who you are. Deep down, Mei isn’t a big scary fur bear, she’s just an innocent child who now likes boys, music, and expressing her true self onto other people. While the red panda shows publicly what Mei might be on the outside, that’s not how she truly feels on the inside and hopes that other people don’t get the exact opposite idea of it. Whether or not, the public will like Mei as a red panda, Mei also hopes that people like Mei as Mei as well. Make no mistake, the Red Panda itself does makes for some rather bizarre but interesting lore throughout the film which ties back into Mei’s ancestors of members of her family having to go through that period of rejecting that red panda period so you can be at one with the entire clan. However, the Red Panda also perfectly mirrors that awkward pubescent stage that all of us have went through or will go through once we have reached the teen years. We all have had our “Red Panda” moment.

What also helps greatly is the animation! While it can certainly be described as crazy, weird, over-the-top and just plain “out there”, it perfectly blends with the exact kind of movie that it’s aiming to be. It’s just as stylish, energetic, and even at times cringe as is the story that it’s trying to tell. It’s colorful, beautiful, and upbeat with some of the most expressive characters that I’ve ever seen in animation. Between this and Encanto, it certainly seems nice to see Disney take the next big step into animating their films but not just making the aesthetics and background look more realistic but also with making their characters emote and expresses themselves in that exact same fashion.

As much as Turning Red has smart and mature themes throughout, it’s also just a ton of fun! It’s extremely hilarious with jokes that even if I can’t relate to or even understand, made me laugh quite a bit. It’s sharp and fast-paced throughout with hardly a dull moment to speak of. The vocal performances from the cast, especially Rosaline Chiang and Sandara Oh as Mei and her mother respectively, is strong nailing the sharp and funny dialogue along with the emotional beats and story turns the movie takes until it’s final act. Regardless if you watch it as an cinematic exploration of growing up and believing in who you are or just as an entertaining animated flick, Turning Red is the absolute complete package!

There are definitely some things you can criticize (As likeable as Mei’s father is, I do wish they could have done more with him aside from being just the nice dad who barely speaks and just blindly goes along with whatever his wife wants.), but Turning Red is another Pixar winner and another prime example of how we should all learn to stop doubting them by now. There are definitely Pixar films I’m more attached too and even some I think that are better than this movie, but I can’t recall a Pixar movie that is just so open and honest with itself as this one is. It take risks and tackles subject matter that at least 99% of other animation studios are probably afraid of tackling for a supposed kids film, it has a strong thematical and emotional core that holds the whole thing together near perfectly which nearly everyone that watches it will be able to get some sort of reaction out of, and has animation that at times might be cringe, but serves it’s purpose and executed in all of the intent and purpose imaginable. Turning Red is a wonderfully, lovable movie about an awfully, cringe-able time period that we all have or will have to go through that I can’t recommend enough.

Before watching this movie, I never thought in a million years that I would say to myself, I definitely remember the time when I had my own “Red Panda” moment.

(Seriously, Domee Shi! How in the world did you know that I finished 2nd place in the spelling bee?!)

When I decided to do a marathon of all the Batman movies that had been released in theaters, this decision came from not only trying to build anticipation for myself and others for this newest entry but tried to get a sense of how each individual Batman incarnation differentiate themselves for one another. Not only to see what each different version has brought to the table and to see what exactly the new one could do, but more of what each version has NOT brought to the table and what exactly could this new one bring that the other films have not. With a character that has gotten so much live-action films along with TONS of animated ones, you would think that you have milked the franchise long enough in movie form and be fresh all out of full cows. I’m not gonna go over how each single version of Batman has stood out as their own since I’ve done that several times throughout my Bat-athon but I’ve always made the case that it seems like each director’s goal was to make a stylish Batman that fit more with their overall vision than the source material. Which is honestly why I was the most curious when it was announced that Matt Reeves was going to helm a Batman movie, a director who’s filmography consists of 75% remakes, reboots, and sequels.

It wouldn’t be a mistake to compare Matt Reeves with the likes of say J.J. Abrams, a director who’s prime skillset as a filmmaker is mimicking the style and feel of other people’s movies/properties. Yet, there’s always a sense through Reeves’s films that he’s telling a story that feels familiar but also is able to tell it as if it’s the very first time that particular story has ever been told. These two directors also tend to have a different sense of goals. Whereas Abrams tends to aim making flashy, sugary, fast-paced movies that are entertaining on a surface level but nothing much else, Reeves tries to add a sense of depth with his own unique style, direction, and storytelling. That’s what made his superb Planet of the Apes movies stand out despite it’s similarities to other films and that’s also what makes The Batman stand out as well because of it.

The Batman really feels like the first time in live-action that a filmmaker isn’t trying as hard to put his own “spin” on the character. Reeves isn’t so much interested about expressing his own unique voice but more on expressing his love for the Batman character, along for David Fincher films. We see his influence and inspiration on screen with The Batman functioning as a Batman movie first and as a genre movie second. In this case, that genre movie would involve detective tales, murder mysteries, and crime thrillers. While fans of these type of genre movies might be a tad underwhelming here as it doesn’t add much different to that particular genre, fans of the Batman character himself should be greatly satisfied.

And they should be more satisfied with the fact that this movie arguably features the most amount of Batman out of any of the live-action movie thus far. There have been complaints in the past that Batman movies focus too much on Bruce Wayne and not enough on Batman. I highly doubt that complaint can be made here, heck I wouldn’t be surprised if some complain that there’s too much Batman and not enough Bruce Wayne here. Even when we do get Bruce Wayne, he doesn’t seem all that different than his Batman persona. This is a Bruce Wayne that has let his Batman side take over what should be his human side to him. While that might bother some, Reeves makes it clear early one that is his full-on intention with showing a Bruce that is still in that insomnia/trauma phase that he hasn’t been able to get over of.

We spend so much time with Batman himself being the defined character we all know him as and more focused on the detective aspect than we have seen in film’s past. We see him do things like solve mysteries, investigate crime scenes, trying to get together evidence, and use special equipment like contact lenses to pin-point and record actual footage. Heck, we even see him doing as something simple as showing Batman look for clues in a stock folder of files. How much more detective can you get than that! While these detective aspects are admittedly nothing groundbreaking , it’s at least nice to see the World’s Greatest Detective actually act more like the World’s Greatest Detective for once.

What’s also greatly appreciating is how this is also the kind of Batman movie that doesn’t let it’s main villains or side characters overshadow the title character. I have made the argument in the past that the Batman is mostly define about the villains and that’s why it’s equal screen time to other characters hasn’t bother me as much as others, but The Batman shows that you don’t have to sacrifice one end or the other to make that ring true. While we see characters like Catwoman, Riddler, Penguin, and a few others have their fair amount of screen time, it never functions as it’s own separate story and always finds a way from both a thematic point and story point to trace it all back to Batman himself and his important duty in Gotham City.

And speaking of Gotham, this movie beats just about every single Gotham City we’ve had in live-action so far. While I loved that Batman Forever’s Gotham brought a sense of life into a corrupt town and Batman Begins hinted at a small portion of the absolute wasteland that the city can be, The Batman puts that corruptness and wasteland-like nature on full display. This is the first time in any of the live-action movies that you can buy Gotham as a city that’s lost his soul. It’s the first time I bought it 100% as an absolute shithole where crime has taken over from both a surface and symbolic level. It’s the first time I bought Gotham City as being a complete and utter mess that would take Batman forever (no pun intended) to clean up. This is the Gotham I see that gone through hell the same way that Bruce Wayne has.

However, hell isn’t something that only Gotham goes through in this movie but also the main characters the movie focuses on. Similar to other Batman movies, The Batman keeps it’s core and thematic through line through three different characters, this case it’s Batman, Catwoman, and Riddler. It’s the way this movie compensates into the depths of trauma and insomnia that has consumed all three of these figures throughout the past and present. Batman, with the death of his parents along with the other hits he takes as the story goes on. Catwoman, with the sins and connections to those from her past along with needing to find her friend/roommate. Riddler, with trying to share the amount level of grief and wanting acceptability along with coming up with a complete convoluted plan that will give him some sense of completeness. It’s that distinct mindset and things that each one of these characters have gone through or will go through that drives the movie forward and meets it’s overall endgame. With most of the characters presented, it might just be the most truly darkest dark night of their entire lives.

The performances are all stellar across the board. While the jury is still out on how he will hold his own as Bruce Wayne (again he doesn’t really get the chance to be fully at home as Bruce himself), Robert Pattinson makes for a perfect Batman, perfectly capturing the brooding and stoic nature of the character without going too overboard in any of that department. Zoe Kravitz is an absolute blast to watch as Selina Kyle/Catwoman, adding a ton of energy and feels the most comic-book accurate out of all the Catwomen we’ve gotten so far (although, I think I still prefer Michelle Pfeiffer). Jeffrey Wright makes for one cool Commissioner Gordon and one that even has the audacity to stand up to Batman. Paul Dino is perfect as the Riddler here that provides the right mix of being insane, threatening, and somewhat sympathetic by the end of it. Colin Farrell is recognizable but also quite entertaining as the Penguin. John Turturro continues to prove how underrated of an actor he is with his turn as Falcone. And despite not having as much screen time as one may hope for, Andy Serkis makes for a compelling Alfred in his own right.

The movie looks fantastic with it perfectly capturing the toxic but beautiful atmosphere of Gotham. The action, while used sparingly, is top notch with the highlights being that of a nightclub sequence that puts even the one in The Dark Knight to shame, and a Batmobile chase sequence that’s immediately brief but awesome in it’s own right. The score by Michael Giacchino is inspired and memorable in it’s own right, (Good luck not humming “DUNNNNNNN DUNNNN DUN” just mere moments after the movie has ended). The tone while dark and grim, never goes overboard with it and never forgets to have a bit of levity every now and then. And the film itself was entertaining and engaging throughout that mostly kept my attention and even it’s three hour long runtime didn’t feel taunting to me.

As for the flaws with this movie, there’s not much major ones but definitely some gripes. Firstly, there are elements in the third act that feel rushed and never gets that impactful feeling I think Reeves is originally going for. With the events that transpires there, I would suspected at least a little more time to be spend on it not be so glossed over. Secondly, while I get the movie isn’t trying to break any new ground with it’s material, there are times where the films’ inspirations to both past Batman movies and detective stories such as Se7en and Zodiac can feel a bit on the nose that you might be able to see a plot point or two coming from a mile away. I understand that after over a dozen or so Batman movies released in theaters that original ideas can be tricky but I do think that perhaps it could have afford to take a step further in some of the material it presents itself. However, unlike with Joker, this does at least have an actual functioning brain in his head with it’s own distinct feeling for itself that it’s inspirations won’t take you out of it. Thirdly, there’s a scene towards the tail end of the movie that is clearly meant to give a sequel tease that I honestly could have done without. The movie works well enough as it’s own thing that the overall tease felt quite forced and honestly made me roll my eyes.

The big overall question that everyone wants to know is if The Batman is the best Batman movie ever made? Well, it really depends on the kind of Batman that you want and hope to get out of this new movie. We have gotten so many different incarnations of the caped crusader in the past and nearly every single one of them has their fans of some sort. In my opinion, it’s not quite the best Batman movie or even my personal favorite one but still a damn solid one nonetheless. Perhaps it’s because I’ve grown more accustom to filmmakers doing their own unique thing with the character that one movie that feels more in line with the actual source material than one the director put their own version of Batman in their own unique sandbox is what makes The Batman come across as more conventional Batman movie compared to some of the others one. However, conventional doesn’t mean the same as bad. I would never punish a really good movie for being a really good movie, even if it’s not the best or even my favorite one. The Batman is a really good movie that while doesn’t break any new ground, it does tick off most of the right boxes of what I (and imagine others) would view as a proper Batflick.

As for the post credits scene, there’s not anything you MUST see if you have to go somewhere immediately after the movie is over. If you can stay, I would say do it in anyway to show some respect to all the folks who worked immensely hard on this movie along with a little bit towards the very end of the credits. Again, you won’t be missing anything if you leave after the movie is over but if you can stay, I would say stay anyway.

Think of it like a similar post credit scene to say, Birds of Prey.

Here’s all the link to every single piece I wrote on every single theatrical released Batman movie.

I’ll have my review on The Batman very soon!

Batman (1966):

Batman (1966): When not being “good” doesn’t matter

Batman (1989): Why the Joker Works/Being “Faithful” isn’t Always Important

Batman Returns:

Batman Returns (1992)-When The Villains Are As Good As The Hero, Part I

Batman Mask of the Phantasm:

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)- The best ABOUT the Caped Crusader, but not the best WITH the Caped Crusader

Batman Forever (1995)- The Sexy Version of Gotham City/The One Thing It does Right

Batman & Robin:

Batman and Robin (1997)- A Bad Movie, Now Calm Down!

Batman Begins:

Batman Begins (2005)- The real (& honest) version of Gotham City

The Dark Knight:

The Dark Knight (2008)-When The Villains Are As Good as The Hero, Part II

The Dark Knight Rises:

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)- When Themes Trump Logic/The Most Important Scene in the Trilogy

Batman v Superman- Dawn of Justice:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)- The Importance of Context/Why Batman Killing Doesn’t Work

Batman- The Killing Joke:

Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)- When Being “Faithful” Isn’t Good Enough Anymore

Batman- Return of the Caped Crusaders:

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016): When not being “good” doesn’t matter (again) (well, sort of)

The LEGO Batman Movie:

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)- When everything is Batman, Batman is everything!

Justice League (2017)/Zack Snyder’s Justice League:

Justice League (2017)/Zack Snyder’s Justice League- The 4kids Version vs the Japanese Version

The Marvel Netflix series has officially been taking off of Netflix. After seven years on that platform and about three years since it aired it’s actual final season, Marvel and Netflix seem to no longer be on the best of terms and have moved on from one another. However, just recently, it has been announced that all of these series will be added through Disney Plus as a means of allowing more mature content that will be added on March 16th. Because of all of that, I thought it was best to go back and finish watching the seasons I had yet to see just before it was taking down from Netflix. In hindsight, it was pointless to try to rush through it since it was eventually gonna be on Disney Plus anyway but I digress.

The Marvel Netflix series run made for a quite an interesting, bumpy, uneven, somewhat satisfying, but also plain exhausting ride. While it got off to a very promising start, it soon started to feel like it became too much of a good thing and couldn’t keep that level of consistent quality that the earlier seasons had. That’s not mean to say that these Netflix series was an absolute failure as a whole and there was even a couple of seasons that were great after a while but it definitely couldn’t reach the level of anticipation and rewatchability as say the Marvel Universe movies and even the Disney Plus series to some extent. Whether this has to do with Marvel or Netflix itself with the consistent flaws (sluggish placing, bloated runtimes, minimum momentum) these series has had is besides the point, but nevertheless, it was a thing that existed at one point and it came to an end three years later.

So, here is my ranking of all 13 seasons from worst to best. Keep in mind, I’ve only watched the majority of these seasons one time and I’m only going by what I remember from my overall experience with each season. With that underway, let’s get started.

(Btw, potential spoilers for each and every one of these seasons. If you haven’t watch one of the seasons and don’t want to be spoiled, then you might want to click away and come back once you’ve finished all of them.)

13.) Iron Fist- Season 1

This is arguably the first absolute trainwreck that the Marvel Cinematic Universe had released up to the point of this season’s release. Taking away all the pre-release controversy of Iron Fist being whitewashed and even actor Finn Jones trying to make the early negative reviews of the show into a political talking point, this season just fails on about every single level. Danny Rand is an annoying and unengaging lead while Finn Jones brings little to no charm, charisma, or believability as a material arts master. The fight scenes are poorly shot and are quite hard to watch, it’s about five episodes too long, it’s tone is uneven as hell, most of the cast look embarrassed to be there, the villains are a joke, and The Hand is the single least interesting thing introduced in this entire Marvel Netflix canon. Colleen Wing is quite likable though and poor Jessica Henewick’s back must hurt for having to carry these two sub-par seasons of this show on her back.

12.) The Defenders

The Marvel Netflix’s equivalent of The Avengers was about as forgettable and underwhelming as you can possibly imagine. The cast themselves (save for Finn Jones) have good chemistry and once the series actually bothers to have them together, they play off each other very well. Unfortunately, The Defenders lacks an interesting (or at least functional) plot for them to work with. The forced tied-ins to the already painfully dull The Hand, doesn’t do any favors, the build up to The Defenders themselves is beyond forced, and it really doesn’t provide enough of a justifiable reason as to why this needed to be a full-team up series to begin with. Thrown in a wasted Sigourney Weaver as the villain, a pointless revival of Elektra, and a finale where everything falls apart to absolute shit and it’s feel more on par with the Justice League monstrosity that got released just a few months after this came out than the 2012’s Avengers. While not quite the worst season overall, this was arguably the most disappointing one.

11.) Iron Fist- Season 2

A minor improvement over the dreadful first season but still not enough to make the Iron Fist character worthwhile. The action scenes are much improved, Danny isn’t the annoying insufferable dweeb as he was in the prior season, and at least had the decency to actually be 10 episodes this time as oppose to the completely forced 13. That being said, it fails to make it’s lore and backstory of it’s title character interesting and compelling . It also fails to give a reason as to why The Hand is worth being a major focus on throughout Marvel Netflix as a whole. What makes it more insulting to injury is how the final five minutes are legit better than anything that either two seasons had to offer that it makes you wonder why they didn’t just make this series like that to begin with. Oh well, at least Colleen Wing and Misty Knight are still cool.

10.) Luke Cage- Season 1

The one series where I started to notice the big cracks in the Marvel Netflix show. Whether it’s Marvel or Netflix fault as to the overall “formula” as to how these shows get made, these series greatest weaknesses comes from it’s pacing and just being too damn long. Luke Cage Season 1 unfortunately fall into those exact trappings. It’s starts off well enough with plenty of unique aesthetics and style to admire, a cool soundtrack to listen too, and solid introductions to most of the characters of the shows. Unfortunately, it’s right around the midway point where the series kills off a charismatic and welcome antagonist with Mahershala Ali’s Cottenmouth in favor of a more over-the-top and non-threatening antagonist in Erik LaRay Harvey’s Diamondback, that the big main flaws start to drag the whole season down. The middle chunk is filled with needlessly filler with too much time of Luke Cage being injured and Claire having to nurse him, the brother conflict between Luke and Diamondback doesn’t work in the slightest and feels like it should have been saved for Season 2, and it’s tonal whiplash of being cartoonish feel like a betrayal to the more serious and laid-back tone that the beginning of the show promised. Can’t go wrong with Simone Missick as Misty Knight though and Mike Colter is pretty good as Luke Cage himself!

9.) The Punisher- Season 2

After having achieve vengeance for his family’s death in the first season, Season 2 sees the Punisher attempting to pursue a new purpose and he finds that purpose when he find himself needing to protect a teenage girl named Amy Bendix from a brand new villain assassin in the form of John Pilgrim. That is a unique premise in of itself that makes for a great metaphor of the makers of the show trying to figure out what to do with the next season of a character who wasn’t originally suppose to get their own series.

Unfortunately, not of enough time is spend on that and too much of it is focused on forcefully bringing back Billy Russo (now known as Jigsaw) as the other main bad guy. Similar to Diamondback, that villain just seems too cartoonish to take seriously and doesn’t really fit in the overall tone that the series is going for. Kinda like with the title character (and most of the seasons 2 tbh), Season 2 of The Punisher feels like it’s at war with itself. It’s fine when it’s focuses on it’s own story along with it’s own individual arcs but falters when it feels the need to connect to Season 1 in ways that feels very implausible.

8.) Jessica Jones- Season 2

Season 1 of Jessica Jones was always going to be a tough act to follow after the way the season ended of killing its incredibly compelling bad guy that was neck-neck with Kingpin as being the best villain in these Netflix series. Similar to The Punisher, Season 1 set big holes that Season 2 can’t quite fill in. Luke Cage is replaced with a next door neighbor as a love interest who is rather quite boring, having Jessica’s mother being alive all along is too bizarre itself to completely buy into, and the season seems to be so aware they could never top Killgrave that they don’t even bother having an overall villain itself throughout the course of this season. There’s also the development of Trish turning into Hellcat which is cool up until she makes an awful decision that it makes her unredeemable. Thankfully, Krysten Ritter is just as brilliant her as she was in the first season and really holds this season together. Jessica Jones herself is still a great and compelling protagonist to follow and Ritter hasn’t lost a single bit of charm or wit to this character but you really get the sense that her series hit a brick wall after the first season and the creatives behind it didn’t quite know how to respond to it (at least until Season 3).

7.) Luke Cage- Season 2

Similar to Iron Fist, much better than the first season but not quite enough to make it standout as it’s own thing. 13 episodes is still way too long for these shows but for some reason, it feels the need for each episode to be at or around an hour long. Why? It makes the overall experience feel tiresome, no matter which way you decide to watch this show. However, unlike Season 1, there wasn’t really an area where it completely lost me. Luke Cage’s relationship with a family member, mostly his father, actually works this time because it’s actually a main focus point throughout the entirety of the season and doesn’t abrupt the overall tone. Simmone Missick as Misty Knight is still as fun to watch as she always has been and share great chemistry with Jessica Henwick’s Colleen Wing, so much so it kinda makes you wish Marvel Netflix could have gone on a bit longer for we could have Daughters of the Dragon. The best part of it all has to be the central main villain that is Mariah Dillard played by the wonderful Alfre Woodard. She thankfully gets more screen time here than the first season and completely steals every scene she’s in, Woodard makes her villain you love to hate but at the same time, don’t want to because Alfre Woodard is so likable. The series also makes a bold choice towards the end to where it isn’t afraid to make Luke Cage the bad guy.

6.) Jessica Jones- Season 3

It’s quiet unfair with how this overall season will be viewed and judged in hindsight. Not just as a the final season with it’s titled character but as the final season with Marvel Netflix as a whole. While I’m pretty certain this was not the ending that Marvel imagine with these series of shows, this season works better for Jessica Jones than it does with the Marvel Netflix run as a whole. Here we see Jessica being challenged more than ever as both a detective and as hero. (Heck, there’s Jessica Jones probably does more detective worth here than any live-action Batman movies, pre The Batman.) Not just with the main villain of Gregory Salinger but with her best frenemie of Trish Walker, A.K.A. Hellcat. Like with most of these shows, there is definitely a sense of slow-burn feel through out but at least here most of it pays off here because Jessica herself is engaging and seeing the choices she makes that may or may not define her as a “true” hero shows how unafraid these shows are at showing their characters being more than just heroes. Salinger himself is a pretty meh villain though.

5.) Daredevil- Season 2

If we are counting just the first four episodes of the season alone, than this would be near the top, if not possibly at #1. The first four episodes is as good as Marvel Netflix can get with it’s sheer amount of intensity, suspense, intrigue, and non-stop action. That stairwell scene puts the hallway scene in Season 1 to shame and the rooftop conversation between Daredevil and Punisher is absolute “Batman and the Joker interrogation chat” level of brilliance. Where it starts to falter is with the arrival of Elektra and being introduced to The Hand. While Elektra herself is entertaining to watch and Elodie Yung and Charlie Cox work well together, every time it has to take us back to anything involving The Hand makes it stick out like a sore thumb. Similar to Season 2 of The Mandalorian, it’s impossible to not to try to distinct the moments of fan service with fan favorite characters like The Punisher showing up and feeling like it’s just pure set-ups for other series that had still yet to come. It also doesn’t help that Kingpin only shows up for two episodes and the finale itself is kind of a mess. (Not to mention, that Elektra reveal near the tail end is beyond laughable.) At least, there’s more stuff happening with side characters like Karen, Foggy, and Claire this time around and something always happening throughout that it’s hard to be zone out by. I might have found this a bit more entertaining than the first season, but from an objective standpoint, this is probably inferior and the weakest of the three seasons.

4.) Daredevil- Season 1

The one that started it all and is a favorite for many people. And it’s easy to see why! This set the perfect tone for these Netflix shows, a tone that has a perfect blend of realism but also enough light. The universe building it displays is incredibly well realized and has it’s own unique feel to it that’s different compared to the Marvel movies. The action and fight scenes are absolute top notch that feels real but also incredibly brutal and dirty. And of course, the rivalry between Charlie Cox’s Daredevil and Vincent D’onofrio’s Kingpin is extraordinary stuff and makes the whole season (and even the entire series) worth it because of their great dynamic. The rest of the series on the other hand, is a bit of a mixed bag. The length of the series and each episode is felt the longer it goes on, the supporting characters like Karen and Foggy don’t get much to do other than solving the same crimes that Daredevil himself already solved, and no matter which Daredevil outfit you prefer, they look quite downright silly regardless. It’s a season that basically works more as a whole than the sum of it’s parts. While it’s not quite my favorite season overall, it’s undeniably the most important one.

3.) The Punisher- Season 1

The Punisher himself was the one character that wasn’t originally planned to have his own series. It officially came greenlighted shortly after Daredevil Season 2 as many people loved Jon Bernthal’s portal as the character and wanted to see more of him. That in of itself could make the actually season itself feel incredibly rushed and half-baked but that is thankfully not the case with The Punisher Season 1. While the first half is not particularly great suffering from many of the same length and pacing problems as most of these series do, it easily finds it’s momentum, purpose, and pay offs very well in the second half that it makes the patience feel earned. This help showcased how a supposed monster like Frank Castle himself can still be seen as having humanity within himself. The actions he takes to avenge his fallen family showcases the beam of light that Frank Castle himself has. Jon Berthnal is extraordinary as the Punisher, making for what is possibly the best live-action Punisher up to this point. The action is the most brutal, violent, gory, and bloody than it has been in any Netflix show, featuring one of the most satisfyingly gruesome scenes at the very end of the second to last episode (this deserves to go into the top 3 for that one scene ALONE!) Although it’s somewhat undermines the entire point of the Punisher to present him as being the hero of the story as oppose to a bad guy or at least anti-hero, he does enough brutal things in the show and Berthnal is so good in the role that it mostly doesn’t matter. I can flip a coin between this or the first season of Daredevil but I found the ends to really justify the means more so here .

2.) Daredevil- Season 3

My favorite season of the series by a long shot! Not only in the sense that it takes the character back to his original roots but the one that feels like the character of Daredevil himself is being tested more than ever before. This season has the biggest stakes out of the entire Marvel Netflix universe with the characters in constant peril and Daredevil possibly meeting his match with not just with Kingpin but with his supposed doppelganger known as Bullseye. The sides characters get plenty to do here that have their own arcs and challenges to overcome, the action has never been better and more brutal (the hallway prison fight somehow manages to be even better than both the one in Season 1 and the stairway scene in Season 2 combined), the antagonists shine well here, and is so fascinating to see Daredevil practically get pushed beyond his limits to do what is right for his friends and the city he has sworn himself to protect. And just like with The Dark Knight, it knew that it’s central story had just as much to do with the main hero as it did with his villains. While it’s disappointing that the show had to end here and we’ll never get a fourth season (especially with that cliffhanger tease at the end), they were at least able to save the very best for last and go out on a high note.

1.) Jessica Jones- Season 1

This one was still my favorite overall! Easily the darkest and most suspenseful of all the series but at the same time, the most engaging and entertaining one as well. Perfectly blending the dark themes of abuse, sexual assault, and PTSD, the first season of Jessica Jones works greatly as a haunting character study, a psychological thriller, and an intriguing detective mystery tale. His noir-inspired tone and aesthetic work greatly with the style of the film, the side characters (save for a slightly annoying Hope Shlottmann) are great, with the highlights being Carrie-Ann Moss’s Jeri Hograth, Rachael Taylor’s Trish Walker, and Mike Colter’s Luke Cage, and the overall personal conflict between Jessica and Kilgrave themselves is intriguing but at the same time, disturbing. Krysten Ritter is perfect as the lead heroine but it’s David Tennant as Kilgrave that gives arguably the best performance of the entire Marvel Netflix series, even more so than Vincent D’onofrio as Kingpin. It’s the one season series where I was interested from beginning to end not feeling a sense of drag or boredom. It felt perfectly structure and actually felt justified of it’s 13 episode length. The only real downside is perhaps the death of Kilgrave which despite fitting perfectly within the arc of this season, did make the following seasons an near impossible act to follow to killing off an incredible villain after just it’s first season. But, taking at it’s own thing, Jessica Jones Season 1 was easily the best thing to come out of Marvel Netflix and even had there been no other season to follow this, it would have perfectly well as it’s own great standalone feature.

But yeah, those are my rankings! What a weird, wild ride these Marvel Netflix shows have been!

I don’t know exactly the future now for these characters and the actors involved. With Matt Murdock’s cameo in No Way Home and Kingpin’s appearance in Hawkeye, there seems to be a chance that most of the other cast members could have a chance to play their characters once again. Heck, maybe with the shows moving to Disney Plus, that’ll gain so much viewership that Disney and Marvel will feel compelled to bring them back. Who knows? Either way, those are my rankings of all 13 seasons? Let me know yours in the comments below or you can tweet me on Twitter to give me your rankings there.

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Also, I forgot to mention but Claire Temple is a great character and Rosario Dawson plays her well. I just hope those allegations against her beating up a trans person is false. I hear that’s probably not the case but I would need 100% proof on that before liking her once again.

First off, yes I will be discussing both versions in one post. Despite being different in terms of direction, tone, cinematography, editing, and score, both cuts still share the majority of the same beats, plot points, and character arcs that both can only be described as the exact same movie to me. If you don’t like that, well too bad. Anyways, on we go with the last Batman piece for The Batman hits theaters!

Anyone remember 4Kids? Y’know, that controversial children’s network that was infamous for butchering anime series. The one entertainment company that would change up the script, tone, feel, and editing of the whole anime series it was dubbing for younger audiences even if the original anime was actually targeted towards teenagers and young adults. Whether we’re talking about Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Sonic X, One Piece, etc., 4Kids would do everything in their power to make sure that each episode of a show they dub would be as kid friendly as an episode of Sesame Street or Dora the Explorer. Even if it required some of the most stupidest and pointless edits/cuts imaginable, like having a character spell out G.U.N. instead of just saying gun (Yes, really!), the agenda was to always scale down each individual episode, cut out anything even remotely dark, have the most lighthearted tone and kid friendly script possible, and make sure it’s no longer than 20 minutes so there can at least be 10 minutes of commercial breaks. As a kid, you don’t notice any of this because you’re not suppose to know any better but as you get older, you see that something is clearly wrong here.

It’s then that you watched the original anime dub that it was based on, most notably the Japanese version and you realized that this is the version that feels right. This is the version that makes the series feel whole and the one that you were actually meant to see. It’s more serious, has more adult and mature themes, there’s some swearing, sexual humor, drug references, and you never feel like you miss a beat when watching it unlike with the US one. Granted, Japan is not necessarily a country that is very sensitive to subject matter and vocabulary language as America is (Like, it’s perfectly normal for a child in Japan to swear. There’s only one or two actual bad words in Japan), but you know damn well this is the version that feels like the definite one, even if it’s practically the exact same show as the massively inferior English one.

Those are the kinds of vibes I get with these two cuts. They have basically the exact same plots with hardly a single beat or arc missed. The whole story in both cuts is about how Batman and Wonder Woman must find the other superheroes out there, form the Justice League, collect all the mother boxes scattered throughout before bad guys get it, fight the evil Doomsday and his deadly army, and attempt to resurrect Superman before all is lost and mankind loses itself once again. The same thing can also be to applied with the original supposed arcs that the characters themselves go through. Batman must learn to be a team leader, Wonder Woman has to use the hope she gain in mankind over the past two movies (BvS and the first WW) to get this gain of superheroes together, Flash is searching for the friends and family that he has lost or left behind bars, Aquaman is learning to adjust to life, people, and resources outside of his wet world, Superman is wondering if there’s any heroism and humanity left inside him, and Cyborg is trying to find his purpose with a group of unique outcasts so he no longer has to be one. Regardless of how much fans of the Snyder cut would like to argue that it’s as different to the theater cut as say The Dark Knight is to Batman 1966, it can’t be denied that the plot points and structure remain in tact.

And make no mistake about it, Zack Snyder’s Justice League is by the far superior version. It feels like an actual complete film with an actual complete vision. It’s able to take it sweet ass four hour long time to build up to each conflict, team-up, and story progression as it cans without losing the style and direction it’s going for, even if it’s stretched out in the first half to almost comical degree. It has it’s own unique score that doesn’t feel like a sloppily remix of prior Batman movies like the theater version. It also has a more improved and more satisfying climax with much better visuals and effects to back it up. It also sure does help to NOT have to use CGI to remove a mustache. Even if there are still some flaws for the theatrical cut that are carried over here (certain characters not having much of a presence, a scattershot first act when getting the JL members together, Doomsday being a boring as f*ck baddie), and even create some new flaws of it’s own (like the absolutely godawful last 15 minutes), the Snyder cut is no doubt the definite version and the one you should watch if you want to have the full experience.

In general, it’s just so amazing how much time it takes into editing, lightning, shooting, framing, directing, and doing redos of all of that can take a movie that has practically the same story to tell but make it as it’s something completely different and gamechanging in comparison. Just like how 4kids took something more mature and aimed at older audience and made something more watered down for a target audience that are probably still a few years away from dropping their first f bomb, the theater cut of Justice League manages to strip away the heart and soul of it’s original version in favor of something more crowd pleasing and a cut short enough where you can fill as much theater showings of it n a day as possible. It’s only in through production and post-production of a flick can make or break it no matter the quality of your actual motion picture. If you don’t believe me, just watch this side-by-side comparison of both cuts.

Now, you might be wondering about me discussing Batman’s role in the movie. Well, to be honest, there’s not much to say about Batman in this movie. His role and arc in the story is about as simple and straight forward as it gets. For a cut of a movie that aims to be more grown up and SMART, his character development is about a by-the-numbers as you could get that even a child can see his story turns coming from a mile away. Granted, this is a Justice League movie first and Batman movie second so that’s understandable but you would think the most popular DC character would have more of a presence in a Justice League movie than say Cyborg (Although, the stuff with this Cyborg is some of the best stuff in the whole movie btw). There’s really nothing fascinatingly awful or fascinatingly great of his role in this movie. It just seems like he’s kinda there.

(Also, side note, it’s quite funny how Snyder fanboys/defenders always like to brush off criticism towards his films claiming that people just didn’t get it despite the fact his DCEU movies has been as unsubtle and oversimplied with it’s themes as possible. Like, what is there to not get about the Martha scene? Or Lex Luthor needing a piss jar? Or even Zod claiming that there’s only way to end a fight between him and Superman despite the fact that’s actually two ways? What is there not to “get” but any of that?)

Sorry, I got sidetracked!

Batman’s sole purpose in this movie is to be a team leader. He and Wonder Woman’s overall goal in this movie, which carries over from Dawn of Justice, is to build an army of superpower beings that they can find in favor of forming an allegiance that will help protect the world at all cost. He still just as bit as moody and brooding as in the last film (unless you watch the theater cut) although not as cold blooded, murderous or bloodthirsty towards crime fighting. He does feel more of the Batman this time around than say, the Punisher but there’s just not much that makes this Bruce Wayne/Batman standout as it’s own thing to be engaged in. Ben Affleck definitely does try harder in the Snyder Cut than he did in the theater cut (where he looked like he rather just stayed in bed) and some of the Batmobile action is top notch but Snyder still fails to make his version of Batman engaging in his own rights without the needs of aesthetics, visuals, and performance wise to do the work for him. His take on Batman overall is…….passable but it should have been much better.

They do also hint at in the abominable epilogue about the possible reason for Batman killing had to do with the murder of Dick Grayson and Lois Lane caused by the Joker. Once again it’s HINTED at, not confirmed. And once again, we never once got the insight into the relationship or connection to Dick or Lois either so that just falls flat. At least it’s more buyable than trying to pretend that Bruce actually cared all that much about that poor Dave fella who Superman got killed. Although, this does lead to easily the funniest line in the whole movie where Batman tells Joker he’s gonna f*cking kill him! I shed tears of laughter everytime I hear that!

I still don’t get what’s preventing Batman from killing the Joker here. It makes no sense, just do it! You’ve killed plenty of others less evil up to this point, how is killing off Mr. J gonna ruin your reputation.

Also, this whole scene is just a dream sequence, something that Snyder sure does love to put in his movies. So, who’s to say that any of this is true and that there even is a real Robin. Heck, maybe this while entire Snyderverse was one crazy fever dream. All kidding aside, I get the sense this scene was only done just to have an excuse for the DCEU Batman to have an interaction of some sort with the DCEU Joker. And my god is Jared Leto has terrible than ever! He should go back to trying to do his best Mario impressions.

But yeah, Batman may not be as much of a mindless killer as he was in the last one and it is cool to see a Batman in live-action being able to interact with other Justice League members but having to follow through the context or lack thereof baggage from Dawn of Justice can’t seem to make the movie do any favors. I sure do hope Matt Reeves and Robert Pattinson are up to the task to with making their version of Batman more distinct and filled with depth that you don’t need multiple sequels or decades of resources to get you to care about him.

Overall, that just about does it for my Batman marathon. It sure was interesting to go back to watching all these films once again and seeing how each one stands out with the others. Not all of them are winners of course but this was definitely a purely fascinating experience. There has been many different kinds of Batmans over the years and I only hope Matt Reeves and Robert Pattinson are able to bring something to the table that’s fresh, different, but also feels just right. I get the feeling that they will do just that but I will wait to find out when I see the movie myself on March 3rd. I will have my review out for The Batman shortly after I’ve seen the movie, do a ranking of every single theatrical release Batman film to date, and possibly do a spoiler-heavy piece a few days after the movie has come out.

A big thanks to every single one of you that has read all of my Batman posts and other pieces up to this point even if you don’t always agree with what I am saying. I hope you continue to enjoy my content! And if you haven’t already, be sure to follow me through WordPress, Twitter, and Letterboxd if you want to keep up to date with my content or have any questions for me.

Hope you all have a swell day and enjoy The Batman whenever you see it!

One last thing!

For Autumn

Self-parody can be both an easy and hard sub genre to pull off. It’s easy in the sense to when the people behind it can have the time of their lives pleasuring themselves and giving themselves permission to break their own rules of the kind of movies that they are spoofing. It’s hard in the sense when the people behind it want to show the audiences that the motion picture is coming for a real place with some meaningful meta commentary and not just wanting to laugh with them all the way. There can be a sense of laziness where it allows the people behind it to be as cheap and carefree with their feature as possible just because they can be. This can also allow their movies to be seen as “critic proof” as it would hard to tell the difference between the moments where flaws, plot holes, logic lapses, and areas of clunky writing can be exposed to and the moments that are just like that because that’s the joke. What can make this all the more endearing yet annoying is having this with a spin-off of a character who largely exists as comic relief. This brings in The LEGO Batman Movie, a movie that does start a title main character who did in fact largely exist as comic relief in the original LEGO Movie as well as having a decades long history worth of dark, broody source material that has made him an icon to this day.

Which makes it all the more impressive that The LEGO Batman Movie is able to find the right mix to all of this making it feel like the best version of itself that it can possibly be. I don’t mean like Batman (1966) or Return of the Caped Crusader best version of itself but close to the lines of say Into the Spider-Verse (albeit not quite as good as that). However, just like with Spider-Verse, it does show a more personal side to the title character than before with them showing how empty their lives can be when they don’t have a straight goal in my mind along with knowing that there’s nothing wrong with being a team player. This is something that the Joel Schumacher movies were trying to do to some extent but it feels like it comes more from a real place in LEGO Batman. It’s a self parody for sure and can also be seen as a comedy but there’s an sense of earnest and honesty with the way it portrays Batman in this movie, especially as a loner.

That’s the one thing that most Batman movies haven’t seem to focus on as much as one may like, his loneliness. We tend to see every now and then in fiction with the way that rich people can be seen as loners. Despite having all the money and resources in the world they can possibly hope to have, there’s also something that feels empty with them on the inside. And that share of emptiness always tend to come from is being unable to share all that they have with a person or people that they love most. However, unlike with other rich-like protagonists, Bruce Wayne chooses to be alone because of his fear of attachments and losing the ones he love, just as he did as a young child when he saw his parents murdered.

While LEGO Batman may be by no means the best Batman movie ever, it’s far and away the most honest one that has been made. It’s honest in the sense of showing the human side to Bruce Wayne, more so than any other Batman movie has ever done. It’s unafraid to admit not just that Bruce Wayne is a human being, but that he’s a human being with emotions. Like with any other superhero, he can feel free to feel whatever he wants. He can be happy, he can be sad, he can be excited, he can be scared, he can be soft, he can be tough, and he can just be….well Batman. It presents a very clever and subversive way of showing how the human side of Batman can collide with the persona side of him. Similar to Spider-Man, he incidentally uses the image that his hero persona has personified him has to hide who he is truly is deep down. Not just to hide who he is from himself but also from others, especially the ones that are close to him. That way, if there is some chance in the future that someone as close to Bruce met as tragic of a fate as his parents, then that won’t anywhere near as painful of a loss for Bruce as he may just feel nothing. Which is perfectly explained by Alfred that there’s nothing that Bruce fears more than being attached to a family once again.

With the ways it tries to portray Batman throughout the course of the film, it wouldn’t be wrong to consider this movie also as a deconstruction. Deconstruction is also another kind of way of making films that can turn people the wrong way. This is specifically the case with the kind of ones that if you don’t do it in the way that feels sincere and make it come across as hostile towards the series you’re aiming to pick apart brick by brick (or in the case of this movie, lego by lego). However, LEGO Batman does this in a way that’s not only feels loving and respectful but showcases the level of welcomeness it places itself within the Batman cannon. Not as a means to tear down the other versions but as means of showing how this version can fit perfectly well with all the other Batmen and how it’s just as important of a Batman as any. It’s this kind of feeling of acceptance that sets it apart from the other Batman movies that feel as if they are better off the further they are away from the traditional Batman lore.

For as great as Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy is, you can’t help but get the sense at times that Nolan felt he was above the material he was basing his movies off of and even show outright contempt towards it. Heck, there’s even one line of dialogue from Batman Begins that completely goes against the arc that Batman in this movie goes through, “It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that define me.” If anything, in LEGO Batman, Batman is actually who he is defined as on the inside as well as the outside. Someone who deep down wants to feel whole again around people he loves and care about but at the same time, doesn’t want to face the consequences when the time comes when they are all gone. However, he must put on his game face when it comes to fighting bad guys because that it his sole purpose in life along with inspiring others along the way. It’s throughout the film that Bruce Wayne starts to understands the importance of those in his lives and what makes him feel complete as Batman, not just with his friends and family but also his enemies, particularly the Joker.

It’s no secret that the Joker is Batman’s greatest enemy, even if Batman himself doesn’t what to admit it. And this movie is not afraid to say that Batman and Joker’s relationship throughout their history is practically the equivalent of a bromance. While they will always fight, bicker and claim that they hate one another, deep down they know they need each other, can’t feel whole without the other, and also that they love and respect each other. Batman can’t live without the Joker and Joker can’t live without Batman. It’s the constant butting heads of different viewpoints and ideologies that makes their relationship become like the equivalent of sports rivals. They may not be able to stand each other but they are also nothing without one another.

What makes it all the more fascinating is how straight forward it is with what it has to says about what goes on underneath the Cape and Cawl crusader in a way that’s both subversive and unexpected but also makes perfect sense. So much sense that it kinda makes you wonder why any other Batman movie hasn’t portray this side of Bruce Wayne and Batman before. We have seens bit and pieces of this from just about every Batman movie that has come before it. The fun loving nature of Adam West’s Batman, the claustrophobic nature of Michael Keaton’s, the brooding nature of Christian Bale’s Batman, and the sad, lifeless nature of Ben Affleck’s Batman. But, this is the first time that we have seen all of this characteristics come together and make Batman feel more complete and whole than ever. In a sense, you could make the argument that The LEGO Batman Movie as the Batman movie that feels like the culmination of all the other Batman movies that have come before it along with the hit tv shows.

That is the key trick that LEGO Batman pulls to make all it’s spoof nature and commentary that doesn’t come across as lazy, spiteful, or talking down to its audience. It’s able to be a self parody while always having something new and meaningful to say. It’s able to deconstruct it’s main title character but also show a full side of him that has been hinted at in the past but makes it come into full fruition now. It’s able to make fun with it’s material without actually making fun of it. It’s able to make everything Batman while also making Batman everything. I guess what I’m trying to say is, EVERYTHING IS BATMAN!

A couple of side notes:

• I actually remember planning on writing a review for this movie back in 2017 when I started this blog for my Journalism course. I don’t remember why I didn’t get it done but I always had the subtitle of my review in mind.
• Let’s Get Nuts Remix makes for some pretty good workout music
• Will Arnett is definitely the coolest Batman ever!
• Ralph Feinnes is an AWESOME Alfred!
• I can’t get enough of Michael Cera as Dick Grayinson/Robin!
• Batgirl is pretty meh in this movie tbh. (Rosario Dawson is cool though, assuming she’s not transphobic).
• Nice to see Billy Dee Williams reprise his role as Harvey Dent and get a chance to play Two-Face.
• It’s also cool to see Zoe Kravitz getting a chance to voice Catwoman before actually getting to play her.
• I’m also pretty sure you could have done this whole movie without legos though.

Next up: Justice League (2017) & Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021) (Yes, I’m doing both at the same time! After all, they are both the same movies!)

2016 was not a great year for DC Comics when it comes to the film department. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was a galactic letdown of epic proportion, The Killing Joke was a complete butchering of the now infamous novel it’s based off of, and Suicide Squad (which I’m NOT taking a look like since Batman doesn’t a big enough role in that one) was a complete and tryhard mess that was poorly put together. While all of these movies have their fans of some sort (the first and last ones at least), there’s no denying that 2016 didn’t exactly give a good image to movie goers about DC adapting feature length films, especially after coming high off of The Dark Knight trilogy. Yet, we had one other DC Comics or even Batman related film that came that same year with Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders, an animation flick based off of the hit 1960 series and the 1966 released feature film of the same name. What was originally intended to be released straight-to-dvd instead was giving a VERY limited theatre release when it premiere at New York Comic Con and had a simultaneous release a few days later in October 2016. There also came a sequel titled Batman vs Two-Face (which I’m also not taking a look at) that hit one year later, shortly after Adam West’s death (R.I.P champ!)

It’s really hard to imagine how one’s approach to making a sequel to 60’s Batman show along with the 66’s feature length Batman film. It was a movie that didn’t need to be “good” at the time, it just needed to “exist” as it’s own complete thing. By that logic, this makes Return of the Caped Crusader comes off as arguably the most inconsequential Batman movie ever released in theaters (assuming you don’t count Batman & Harley Quinn since that TECHINCALLY got a theater release for ONE night ONLY). Not just because it’s a movie that no one had any expectations for or even realized that this actually did come out in theaters or probably don’t even know is an actual thing, but it’s able to operate under his own set of rules and logic or lack thereof. If there’s a Batman movie to come out in the 21st century that is able to play in it’s own distinct sandbox which doesn’t involve legos, then this is the one. So, how exactly do they go by when making a movie that doesn’t really matter if it’s good or not? About as every bit as “good” as you could imagine. And by that I mean, not particularly “good good” but “good” on it’s own merits.

While it may not be anywhere near as memorable or carefree as the 1966 film, Return of the Caped Crusaders does come across as more heartfelt and even has something to say about it’s titled character. If anything, this is probably the most straightforward Batman arc imaginable. It’s not trying to deconstruct him or challenge him on a psychological level, it’s not trying to put a bold new spin on the character, and heck, it doesn’t even try to be up to date with trying to make this version fit into the 21st century, what it does try to do is just so how Batman can still be Batman without sacrificing any ounce of his Batman persona. The film argues that Batman can be a hero, role model, good person, and an inspiration all at once without needing to give up any of that.

Which makes it all the more ironic considering part of the plot is about him literally fighting different versions of his clone self. But that isn’t meant to be seen as an internal conflict or anything, it’s just simply about Batman needed to take down different clone versions of himself and prove to Gotham that he is the real deal. Even his relationships with other characters has that same clear but simple goal in mind. Robin is someone just there to be Batman’s sidekick, Catwoman is just there to be the femme fatale to Batman and try to make him change his ways, and even all of the other villains throughout the feature length animated tale including the Joker, Penguin, and Riddler are just there to be bad guys for Batman and company to beat up. It’s about as simple with it’s story and characters as it could possibly be and it’s all the better for it.

I do find it interesting how what work so well about this movie is also the same thing that brought Killing Joke down so badly, it’s refusal to adapt to the 21st century. I think that’s strongly because unlike the latter, the former realizes what the absolute appeal was with the tv show it was based off of. Because of that, it didn’t need to change anything because it was fine the way it was and only need a couple of modern pop culture references to make it stand out as it’s own thing. Killing Joke, on the other hand, was something that DID need change. The only change they bother to make with it was to add an abominable and pointless prologue completely butchering the female character they were actually trying to fix, making you look through an already outdated and infamous story and make you wonder why you ever liked it in the first place.

What also quite helps here is the animation. It’s quite baffling how this manage to have much better, more expressive, and creative animation than anything in Killing Joke (I promise this is the last time I will compare the two). The characters move fluently, their expressions are convincing, the action scenes are fun, and it plays great homages to the original serials with the exaggerated words popping up every time there are punches thrown.

I’m not gonna argue that everything in Return of the Caped Crusaders works out the way they intended. The voice work from the cast can sound very rusty (You can just tell how poor Adam West had trouble with most of his line deliveries), could have use some tightening in the second half, especially towards the climax, and I can’t help but wonder with the idea of multiple Batmans in one movie could have unlock the potential of endless memorable memes or at least prior voices for Batman coming together. Kinda like how Warner Bros ALMOST made Justice League it’s own thing in the mid 2000s before Marvel did Avengers in the early 2010s, they could have made their own version of Spider-Man: No Way Home before Marvel did. Yes, I get this is suppose to be low budgeted and was originally straight-to-dvd, but I still can’t get that out of my head.

Sorry if this comes across as a much shorter piece than prior ones but there’s not a whole lot that needs to be said about Return of the Caped Crusaders. It’s exactly the kind of campy, over-the-top Adam West adventure as you could imagine can exist in 2016. It’s doesn’t try to be anything more or anything less than that but sometimes that’s okay. Unlike with the recent Batman or even DC flicks that try or was at least pretending to be anything BUT simple, I think being simple in the case of Return of the Caped Crusaders was more than good enough.

A couple of side notes:

• No, I’m not looking at Batman & Harley Quinn. Because that only came out in theaters for one night and in one selection of theaters, I’m not gonna count that.
• The main theme to the tv series is an all-timer.
• I take that Rick Morales wasn’t a fan of The Dark Knight Rises or at least its ending. While I don’t agree with that jab, I couldn’t help but laugh at it.
• Seriously, just imagine every single person that has ever voiced Batman in this once playing some sort of different clone Batman throughout the movie. It wouldn’t even had to be anything meaningful, just pure fan service. With a movie like this, it’s okay to have fan service since it isn’t trying to be anything but that. But, I digress.

Next up: The Lego Batman Movie

When it comes to superhero films or even just films based off source material, the one thing that fans want to see more than anything else is a fair amount of respect from that source material which it came from. Not only because it will best represented the characters that is presented in movie form, but as a means of feeling rewarded for your loyalty and investment as a longtime fan. However, at times, that can come with a price. While being faithful should always be a key factor into adapting book, comics, games, tv shows, etc. into movies, there can be a line you cross where that can become too much of a good thing. There’s showing respect and then there’s just showing plain laziness. Sure, you want to show your paying customers how much you care about them and what they love but why bother adapting a famous story at all if you are just going to show the exact same thing over again but with minimum changes? This isn’t like a theatre play with a live audience, this is an actual movie with millions of dollars spent on it. When adapting onto the big screen, there must come changes. When making those changes, it must work well to fit with the story, characters, and themes of what you’re adapting. Do that right and you get things like Spider-Man 2, The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Captain America: The Winter Solder, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Guardians of the Galaxy, Deadpool, Logan, Wonder Woman, Into the Spider-Verse, along with many others. Do them wrong and you get things like Spider-Man 3, X-Men: The Last Stand, Iron Man 2, Green Lantern, Amazing Spider-Man 2, Fant4stic, Batman v Superman, X-Men: Apocalypse, Suicide Squad, Dark Phoenix, along with many others, including the movie I will be discussing here with Batman: The Killing Joke.

In case, anyone is unaware but the Batman: The Killing Joke movie was based off of a graphic novel of the same name by now infamous (and for good reason) Alan Moore. It was originally published in March 1988 and is meant to be the most personal conflict between Batman and the Joker yet, even going as far as to claiming this has the actual definite final confrontation between these two well-known comic book icons. It dives deeper into the Joker’s actual origins more than ever before, even going as far as to showcases the moment to where he finally snapped and became the terrifying clown prince of crime, proving that all it takes is one bad night for someone to lose themselves. It’s meant to show the similarities and differences between Batman and Joker as well as showing just how those two help compliment with one another with what they do. However, one major element that was heavily criticized within the book (and ESPECIALLY with the film) was the harsh treatment of Barbara Gordon, the lone woman presented in the story.

If you know anything about comic books, you probably know of the term, “women in refrigerators”. This term is specifically meant to refer to female characters that are treated more as plot devices and motivations for the male characters rather than well, their own individual character. That was definitely the case with Barbara Gordon in the original Killing Joke story. Her only sole purpose in the plot is to get shot right through the spine by the Joker and become paralyzed. This is meant as an act of messing with her father Jim Gordon, who not only gets kidnapped by the Joker but is constantly tortured with seeing pics and clips of her poor crippling daughter. Not only to try to get inside Jim’s head mentally but try to crack him like an egg to make him snap just like the Joker did on the night he became the Joker, showing how anyone can become like him after just one bad night. Warts and all, Barbara acts as nothing more than a tragic feature and reason for her father to feel tortured on the inside.

To try to fix the criticism of the original novel “fridging” Barbara Gordon in the novel along with providing more depth and length into the animated feature, director Sam Liu and writer Brian Azzarello made a decision to include an extended prologue that’s about an half hour long where Barbara is Batgirl in an attempt to get the audience to be more invested in her just before her cruel, inevitable fate. That in of itself, isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It’s quite an interesting idea to give more backstory, depth, and investment into Barbara Gordon so that the only female character in this story is able to play some significant role instead of being there to be a cripple. Now, how exactly do they go with giving more screen time to Barbara, A.K.A. Batgirl? In literally the worst ways you can possibly imagine!

What exactly happens during the first half hour of the film, you may ask?! Well, we have Batgirl trying to prove her allegiance to Batman by being a great crime fighter while stalking and flirting around with a couple of bad guys, have her whine and pout a bit about how “over protective” Batman is when he won’t let her go further on her assignment, all while being creepily and unnecessarily sexualized in slow, clumsy animation form. (Seriously, was Michael Bay in charge of the animation process?) Oh, and she gets it on with Batman. *insert Obi-Wan “What?!”*

And yes, you’ve read that last part correctly! Batgirl and Batman actually have sex! They f*ck! See for yourselves!

I’m not going into all the sole reasons why this is nothing short of awful but just the mere thought of Batman doing it with his best friend’s daughter (A.K.A. James Gordon, the commissioner of Gotham Police) is enough to make me not even want bring up this scene ever again. It also doesn’t help with what comes shortly after when Batgirl talks with Batman again and going on about how it’s just sex and that it’s “no big deal”. Do I really need to go any further on that?

So, yeah! That’s exactly how the filmmakers behind this animated feature choose to address the criticism of it’s usage of Barbara Gordon. Instead of actually fleshing her out, giving her more backstory and depth, or even a sole purpose to at least get the actual Killing Joke story itself rolling in motion, they decide to basically double down on that criticism and make Barbara even worse her than she was in the original story. I’m still baffled how you f*cked that up so badly!

And the worst part of all of this is that these exact sequences events are not mention at all throughout the rest of the film. While yes we see at least one or two more scenes with Barbara in the hospital, nothing in the prologue serves a purpose to anything within the rest of the film. You could just fast forward and skip ahead to the very first scene with Batman paying a jail visit to the Joker in Arkham Asylum and you would not miss a single beat. The only thing you would take out is the butchered work that the entire prologue where instead of Batman wanted to stop the Joker for good is because he kidnapped his best friend, it’s more because he actually had some strong, naughty feelings over his daughter. Yet again, using Barbara as strictly a plot device/motivation for our main male protagonist. And this is what I’m talking about when I say being faithful comes at a price.

Then, there’s the course of the rest of the film. Unlike, the prologue, it is in fact very faithful to the graphic novel. It follows practically every note of it beat-by-beat from the characters to the dialogue to the moment-to-moment storytelling. Yet, it still sucks.

You have animation that is limp, stiff and lifeless that it makes you wonder how that other animated Batman animated film (which I will discuss next in this marathon) that came out the same year looks and is animated MUCH better than this one. You have characters that had already been butchered by the prologue of the film or ones that aren’t interesting enough to care about what’s going on. You have iconic voice actors returning to voice their iconic characters perhaps for their final time (at least one of them anyway) and they couldn’t sound more bored to be there. And you have dialogue despite being stripped from the novel, sound incredibly awkward, outdated, and shows just how much comic book dialogue does NOT translate well to film whatsoever. But, hey, at least it’s FAITHFUL, am I right?!

And that is the exact problem with Killing Joke in a nutshell. Even if you took out it’s insulting as hell and pure misogynist treatment of Batgirl, you still got a lame and boring movie that’s badly made, badly acted, and a chore to get through. Not only because of it’s lack of care of source material despite nearly adapting it page-by-page, but that it forgets what made that story stand out in 1988 and not in 2016. Killing Joke is not a kind of story that can stand the test time, as a matter of fact, it’s quite dated.

This is a problem that could have been fixed with an attempt to “modernized” the material, or at least make it to where it can work as an actual film rather than a read-along. A major update on it that helps expand upon it’s thought provoking ideas and the confrontation between Batman and Joker with more realistic dialogue and narrative choices could help make it stand out more. It might have pissed off a comic book fan or two (then again what DOESN’T these days?!), but it would have least shown how the Killing Joke, even after 26 years in it’s prime, can still be an important story worth telling. (Heck, if the reception of this movie is anything to go back, then comic books fans were bound to be upset regardless.) Unfortunately, that isn’t what any of the people behind this animated flick had in mind when making this picture.

As much as we like to talk about whenever a controversial superhero movie doesn’t “get” it’s source material with the changes it makes to the story and characters, we don’t talk nearly enough about how there can be certain superhero movies that doesn’t get it’s material by sticking too closely to it. Sticking too close to the source material can be a legit thing that holds your movie back. It prevents of seeing something truly bold, creative, risky, or possibly even better than the material it’s based off of. What makes sticking too close to the source material hurt even more is not only when you forget the point and intent behind it but literally try to add in unnecessary elements that brings a giant rain cloud on the whole thing and makes you want to stay inside. It’s only then that being faithful is not only not good enough anymore but it’s arguably even worse than being unfaithful.

A couple of other side notes:

• Seriously, how is it that Return of the Caped Crusader (the animated sequel to Adam West’s Batman from 40 YEARS AGO!) have better animation and is an overall better movie than this?
• This is Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill’s worst performances as Batman and Joker by a long shot. I’ve found glimpses of it in Arkham Knight but those two are clearly over with and might be time to call it a career with these roles. A shame since they will be forever known as the actual definite voices for those two iconic characters.
• I honestly can’t imagine Batman saying a single line of dialogue to Joker or anyone in this movie in 2021.
• 2016 really was a disastrous year for DC Comics, at least in terms of films.
• I want to say something even slightly remotely positive about this movie but I got nothing. This thing just blows!
• I guess the scene of Gordon going through the circus tunnel is cool and the Joker number is decent.
• I got nothing else!

Next up: Batman- Return of the Caped Crusader

Context is an important key to storytelling. Not only does it provide awareness to the circumstances and stakes within the story itself, but it also gives a clear cut reason as to why we should care about the characters we follow throughout their journeys. Even when adapting from a source material, you have to provide context within the established film itself that can work as it’s own standalone thing without needing outside medium to make audiences give a damn about what’s happening on screen. With all of the flaws that can be had with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, its overall context, or lack thereof, is one element that brings the whole film down that it can’t even come close to fully utilizing its potential.

Keep in mind, the one character I will be discussing throughout this piece is with Bruce Wayne/Batman. This is a Batman retrospective after all (even if six years is too recent to be considered a retrospective, but whatever). The Superman characters don’t do any wonders either and Wonder Woman is at least cool to watch when she shows up in action but I’m only focused on Batman with this post since this is strictly a Batman retrospective marathon.

There has always something that has been off for me about this iteration of Batman ever since I’ve saw this movie back in 2016. Even when I did actually like with what was done with Batman in the film (which I don’t anymore), I felt there was something missing about about this Batman, almost as if I missed an entire movie’s worth with this character or a Batfleck reference or two in Man of Steel. This cannot be faulted on Ben Affleck, he tries his heart out. He does everything within his power to give you a reason to get behind this Batman. This strongly comes down to the writing and the way director Zack Snyder portrays him.

Even six years later, I really don’t what Snyder was trying to do with his version of Batman. You would think from a costume and aesthetic standpoint, that he would be trying to ape The Dark Knight Returns version of the caped crusader where he’s older, weaker, more downbeat, and out of his prime (granted we kinda already did that with The Dark Knight Rises just four years ago but whatever). However, the film itself establishes that is clearly NOT the case at all.

This isn’t a Batman that is on the verge of being at the end of his prime. If anything, this is a Batman that is actually right in the middle of it. The only real difference though is that most people now see him as a villain. And the prime reason they see him as a villain is because of how overly violent and aggressive he’s become with being Batman. He’s beat them to a bloody pulp, tortures them, skins and tattoos them, and has a tendency to murder criminals.

And yes, you heard that last point right. Batman does in fact kill all throughout this picture, like straight up MURDERS them! Not in a like say a “technical” way (which Zack Snyder implied in an interview), but the film makes it 100% clear that he is out for blood and that he does indeed to kill people.

And yet every (and I do mean EVERY) time this criticism is brought up, you always (and I do mean ALWAYS) seem a swarm of angry Snyder fanboys come out of their caves to call you out on that exact criticism. And whenever they do, you don’t here an explanation as to why it works as it’s own thing but will always point to the other Batman movies and say that it’s fine he kills because he’s done it before in the other films.

However, there’s the one thing I noticed when I see folks defend Batman killing in this film. They always go back to the other films but never the one film that they are actually trying to defend. Why is that? Well, I think the answer is simple. The fact that most people draw so much attention to the other Batman films and not the one that you are talking about is mainly because, they don’t have an explanation of their own to back up their points.

I’ve stated in the past that I’m open for Batman to kill/murder within a picture as long as it plays into Batman’s overall arc in the feature film or at least gives a solid reasoning behind it. For the most part, the movies that had him kill gave a reason that worked from a story/thematic point but also made sense in the world that the movie took place in. And even when it doesn’t, the movies itself doesn’t put as much focus on it, making it easy for it to be glossed over (that’s why no one ever complains about Bruce unwillingly blowing people up when he burns down Ra’s Al Ghul’s home).

Batman v Superman on the other hand does not attempt to gloss this one major factor over. It DEMANDS you take notice of Batman’s intention to kill. It demands for you to watch him murder criminal after criminal in the most clumsy and nonrestraint way imaginable. However, there’s one majorly important that is missing with Batman’s reasoning for killing. That is well…an actual reasoning.

In Batman Returns, Batman killing was to show how aimlessness he has become with his vigilante persona and forgetting his sole purpose to putting on the cape and cowl to begin with. In Batman Begins, Bruce let Ra’s die because he’s letting the world decide his fate (as it did his) and testing Ra’s to see if he is as every bit of “immortal” as he claimed itself to be. In The Dark Knight, Batman murdering Two Face was to showcases how the Joker and Two Face himself has corrupted him so hard that he was pushed beyond his limits for the heart of Gotham. Even in Batman (1989) when he tells Joker he’s gonna kill him, it’s mainly portray has him just letting his rage and vengeance get the better of him as he was facing off against his parents’ killer. Dawn of Justice doesn’t provide a reason as significant as any of these as to why Batman is committing this terrible act. He kills now because, I guess Zack Snyder just wanted to be edgy and outgrit the previous Batman incarnations.

Sure, the film itself HINTS at what has corrupted Batman to go past his boiling point but there’s never anything confirmed or established in the actual film.

Was it his parent’s death? Could be but that would completely defeat the exact point of Batman so I’m going no!

Was it Robin’s death? Again it’s HINTED at with a shot of Robin’s suit but again, it’s never stated officially or given any emotional resonance.

Could it even be said Dan’s death, the one guy he mentions that got killed by Superman at the beginning of the film during the climax of Man of Steel (which is actually a really good scene btw)? Maybe, if his name was actually mentioned at any other point in the film.

Is it that the job of being Batman is hard, Gotham losing it’s soul, and that too many innocent people are dying? That’s probably the closest reasoning but even then, that can’t really work either for reasons I will explain later on.

I’m sure someone will point out something that was explained from an interview or behind the scene featurette or deleted scene but the thing is, IF IT AIN’T IN THE MOVIE, THEN IT AIN’T IN THE MOVIE! The hints that are scattered throughout the movie about Batman’s reason for killing are literally just that. HINTS!

That is where Dawn of Justice‘s real flaw with context comes into play. There’s nothing interesting or engaging about this version of Batman because the movie itself doesn’t give you anything to grasp upon on with this character. It either wants you to fill out the blanks on your own with the other multiple decades worth of source material with the title character or thinks that spatting out some pretentious monologue or dialogue bit that sounds like it was ripped straight out of a bible gives the movie context, which it does not at all.

We aren’t given any insight as to what this particular version of Batman stands for because it’s either too afraid of being compared to other Batman versions or it just doesn’t have anything interesting to say about it’s own version whatsoever. I so much didn’t get an indication as to who this Batman is but more of what he is NOT. That is basically Dawn of Justice’s take on Batman. Despite Affleck’s commitment to it along with improved suiting and fight choreography from past films, this Batman is missing the one most important element that I’ve mention throughout this piece. That being context!

Even if you take away the fact that Batman killing isn’t what the character mostly stands for in his source material (I know there are exceptions! SHUT UP!), it doesn’t even worked within the context of the actual feature film.

Firstly, it makes Batman come across as a massive hypocrite when it comes to his motivation for wanting to take down Superman. Throughout the course of the film, he goes on and on about how Superman is a threat to society and needs to be stopped at all costs but yet, he’s going around and killing people left and right. I’m pretty sure Sups can say the exact same thing about you too, Bats.

Secondly, it makes no sense as to why certain bad guys are alive to rot on the streets or in their cells. If Batman has no problem mowing down random criminals/henchmen, why does he feel the need to keep villains like the Joker, Harley Quinn, Deadshot, and especially Lex Luthor around? I mean those guys have caused far more damage than anything a poor scared folk with a gun could ever hope to dream of. Why must those folks be silenced forever but these top evil people must stay living? Again, at least the other Batman movies made the killing made sense and even when they didn’t, they didn’t bother to put so much emphasis on it that it was easy to overlook.

Thirdly, and here we get to the most infamous part of the movie, Batman killing doesn’t work because it contradicts the Martha moment.

This moment right here is the textbook example of a moment that either makes or breaks your film. If it’s done right, then it could have provide the complete context needed to rally behind this Batman and justify the creative decisions made throughout the film. If it’s done wrong, then it becomes one of most unintentionally funny scenes of all time and further brings down the film. And as all of you would expect, it does the complete latter to absolute perfection!

What makes it even worse are the moments that transpire just before and shortly after this scene (at least if you watch the Ultimate Cut). Shortly before the part where Superman’s mom is revealed to be named Martha, Batman gives this confused, convoluted speech to Superman. Not only does this completely contradict the scene that is about to follow with Batman actually acknowledging Superman’s parenthood, but that it proves how little this movie understand it’s OWN Batman.

(Again, this is strictly on the Ultimate Cut, which I promise I won’t focus too much on. But considering, there’s (surprisingly) large groups of people out there that claim that this cut actually “fixes” the movie and this is seen as the definite version of the film, I’m gonna keep bringing it up.)

What this moment is saying here is that Bruce’s parents was as every bit corrupt and consumed with their own self-righteousness as Batman. Thomas and Martha Wayne. The two people that was suppose to act as the defining symbol of honor that Bruce is trying to represent on his family’s name along with himself. Yes, they are rich people but they were never suppose to be portrayed like that through the eyes of Bruce. They were presented to be as grateful, noble folks who did everything they could to help others and their only child. Not people who had the world made sense because they “forced” it to. Does those sound like words and actions that came from the innocent couple that was shot at point blanked ranged in front of their only young child?

There’s also the next big scene that follows shortly after the Martha realization. There are many folks that claim that Batman killing is justified when Superman reveals his mother to be named Martha to Batman. This is because 1.) it shows that Superman is as every bit of human as he is despite being a God and 2.) it makes him realize all the terrible things he’s done and begins his process towards redemption. I don’t buy either one of those reasoning. The scene I just mentioned before the Martha reveal contradicts the first reason and the scene that followed shortly after contradicts the second one.

Admittedly, I could let this part slight since a.) this fight scene is pretty awesome and b.) I can’t really see any other alternative where every single one of those bad guys are able to survive that brawl. However, it’s the part just before Batman gets to the Warehouse where he blows up the machine guns that are shooting at them with actual people operating them which he shoots and effectively kills that rubes me the wrong way. That right there shows that the Martha reveal could not have snapped Bruce out of his killing mindset because he is STILL doing that! Again, I can overlook the warehouse fight itself in that matter but not with what transpire before with his actions with the Batwing. He could have easily just aimed for the weapons themselves and not at the crooks in control of it but he didn’t.

There’s also the final scene with Bruce in the film when he met with Diana after Superman’s “death”.

This is the moment in which Bruce sees the goodwill that Superman was trying to do to do all along and that there is indeed hope in mankind. So much so, that this inspires himself and Diana to form the Justice League in act of Superman’s heroic sacrifice.

Some could argue that this is the equivalent of the ending of Batman Returns, where Bruce is able to escape that corrupt mindset that has plagued him throughout the movie and is able to regain his humanity once again by remembering why exactly he became Batman in the first place. However, not only was this arc about discovering faith in men done a million times better in Wonder Woman, (which I will write about in the future), but we are never giving enough of an insight to support this overall arc.

We never get into the psychological war that this Bruce is feeling within himself other than a couple of flashbacks of him still grieving over his parents’ death. Or how exactly fighting crime now is any different than it was fighting crime 20 years ago, at least where it’s something that he can’t control. Or even the personal connection with the enemies that he’s fighting throughout the entire film, except for finding out that the one man you’re trying to kill has a mother that has the same name as his mother. There’s just nothing here.

In general, that’s basically the overall problem with the movie as a whole. When it comes to the story, character development, themes, and most importantly context, it leaves way too much of it to your own interpretations. The questions it raises are never answered, the themes and messages that’s brought up are hardly explored, the head-scratching creative decisions it makes are never acknowledged, and despite a movie that’s trying to be about everything, it ends up ultimately being about nothing by the end of it. These flaws are ones that could be overlook if it at the very least had something to chew on and showed a level of ambition outside of just trying to cram two to three movies worth of content into one, but it never does.

The premise was there, the elements were there, the score was there, the casting was there (save for Jessie Eisenberg), the writers were there, and dare I say it, even the director was there, but the overall context and justification for itself was just not.

By the end, it makes this whole movie, even with the improvement of Zack Snyder’s Justice League, all feel like a lie. Nothing but a beautiful lie!

A couple of other notes:

• Yes, I know at least a good portion of what I’m talking about is brought up is mention in Zack Snyder’s Justice League but that still doesn’t change my overall opinion on this. The fact the creative team needed another whole movie to provide the context that should have been within this established film says more about them and less of the viewer.
• Even then, ZS’s JL, doesn’t solve the problem of making this version of Batman particularly interesting or compelling other than the performances of Affleck and Irons along with Batman being a team player with the other JL members. (I’ll discuss more of this once I get to JL.)
• I don’t get though why they felt the need to make Batman’s voice sound so raspy and recorded like it was over the phone. The sound editing can be so off that I’m thinking that Affleck is talking through a Zoom chat or something.
• I always find it hilarious how Metropolis and Gotham are so close together in the Snyderverse. I mean Batman has been fighting crime for 20 years now and only NOW where Superman and the folks of Metropolis are able to discover him. Has Batman really been that sneaky or could both those cities not give less of a f about each other?
• I do love the way the Batmobile and Batwings look though. It’s probably my favorite designs for both in any other Batflick so far.
• Ben Affleck is probably the best overall actor to portray Bruce Wayne/Batman in any film, unfortunately he was settle with easily the least interesting or compelling movie version of the character to date. Don’t @ me!
• Also, Han Zimmer’s score is pretty dope!

Next up: Batman: The Killing Joke