Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023) Movie Review-Run of the (Auto) Mill

2018’s Bumblebee was a refreshing change of pace for the Transformers series. This was coming after a slew of overblown and bloated installments from the Bayverse itself, most notably with the nearly unwatchable Age of Extinction and The Last Knight. It got to the point where even the most hardcore fans of Bayformers would admit that iteration of the autobots had officially warned out it’s welcome. Travis Knight was able to deliver the new shot in the arm that the series needed with Bumblebee and here we have Steven Caple Jr. trying to deliver another one with Rise of the Beasts. As much praise that Bumblebee got for strictly not being Michael Bay’s Transformers, from being more small-scaled to action that was comprehensible to the transformers feeling more like their series counterparts to a more human and fleshed out story, it really wasn’t as far removed from Bay’s Transformers as one might think.

I’m not just talking about the fact that it wasn’t made perfectly clear at the time it came out whether or not it was suppose to act as a prequel to Bay’s universe or just a complete reboot entirely (It’s been confirmed that it is in fact a reboot!). It’s more because Bumblebee basically hit many of the same beats of as the 2007 film did! Once again, you have a shy teenager that wants a car and happens to stumble upon one that turns out to be a Transformer, that Transformer being Bumblebee. It’s also got it’s fair share of wacky comedy sidekicks, the U.S. government playing a big role in it, evil robots that also happened to be aligned with dopes in the U.S. government, and there’s a bunch of badass military men with killer guns. While there were certainly elements that were changed or tweaked such as the main human character being a girl, having female characters that aren’t just eye candy, action without red bull shaky cam, a nice coming-of-age story, and a more family friendly tone, it would be easy to mistake Bumblebee as being a modern retelling of the original Transformers, even if it probably did it better.

Which is honestly why it should come as no surprise that Rise of the Beasts follows the same plot beats as 2009’s Revenge of the Fallen. You have Unicorn playing the role of the Fallen, Scourge playing the role of Megatron, the shocking death of Optimus Prime with the shocking death of *spoiler*, an interdimensional key, a moral that the main human character must learn about responsibility and leadership, and certain transformers that seem to only exist for comic relief. Again, that’s not to say Rise of the Beasts doesn’t do these plot beats better but you can definitely feel the Michael Bay influence still present within this franchise. While Travis Knight was able to measure up the material with inspiring results with Bumblebee, director Stephen Caple Jr. is only able to measure the material to results that feel as auto pilot as the autobots themselves with Rise of the Beasts. It’s a serviceable Transformers film overall but not one that serves as the next right step for this series, and that’s even with it’s obvious tease for the future (?) at the end.

Premise: Optimus Prime (Anthony Ramos) and the Autobots take on their biggest challenge yet. When a new threat capable of destroying the entire planet emerges, they must team up with a powerful faction of Transformers known as the Maximals to save Earth.

The main selling point for Rise of the Beasts is the fact that it would be an adaption of the well-known Beasts Wars, perhaps the most popular sub-franchise in the series. The most well-known Transformers in that series include a group known as the Maximals, with characters such as Optimus Primal, Cheetor, Rhinox, Arcee, Airzaor, Mirage, etc.. That in of itself could make for the most engaging material in a Transformers film to date and finally get an installment that they feel more of the main characters of their own movie. Unfortunately, this element is no where near as well utilized as it could have been.

That’s not to say the Maximals don’t have their moments, most notable Pete Davidson’s Mirage who has some of the best and funniest moments in the movie. However, they mostly feel like an afterthought here, with only about two members of the Maximals getting anything of significant to do in the story. It feels as if they were thrown in there at the last second just for the sake of having more Transformers in action. While the action beats with them are cool, there is so much potential with them that the movie doesn’t even bother to explore. Instead, it choses to focus on characters that mainstream audiences are more familiar with such as Optimus Prime (who is surprisingly almost as much of a jerk as he was in the last two Bayformers movies) and Bumblebee along with the personal human drama.

Anthony Ramo is likable in the lead role as the new main human lead of Noah Diaz and has a fun sibling relationship with his brother Kris, played by Dean Scott Vazquez. I especially love the way they both refer to each other as Sonic and Tails (which of course is referenced to Paramount owning the rights to the Sonic movies). However, that mostly gets pushed to the wayside in favor of giving him a female love interest named Elena Wallace, played by Dominque Fishback, whose presence also feels tacked on. Fishback is fine in the role but she isn’t giving much to work with other than playing love interest #101 and lacks property chemistry with Ramo. While it’s far from the worse human drama in this series, it’s lacks the spark of that was present between Bumblebee and Hailee Steinfeld and even Shia Labeouf to an extent.

However, for those that come to these movies for the robo fights, this should definitely do you proud. The action is quite top-notch, able to build perfectly from the prologue of Bumblebee and able to translate that scale and chorography wonderfully into Rise of the Beasts. While it’s certainly not as explosive heavy as Bay’s movies, it certainly avoids the trappings of obnoxious shaky cams and awkward cuts, being able to see clearly what’s going on and feeling the tension throughout every single action scene that is present. Even if the Maximals don’t make as much impressions as characters, they do make for some entertaining spectacle.

Despite the paper-thin characterization and plotting, the cast does a fine job overall, from the voice celebrity actors for the Transformers themselves to the human cast. Peter Cullen is still the G.O.A.T. as Optimus Prime. Rob Perlman, Peter Dinklage, and Michelle Yeoh does good work as Optimus Primal, Scourage, and Airazor respectively. Pete Davidson probably makes the biggest impressions among the new Transformers as Mirage, certainly making for one of the better comic relief characters in this franchise. Although, the two lack on-screen chemistry or characters with depth, Anthony Romos and Dominque Fishback have enough personality and charm to carry the material they are given to work with.

There’s not much you can say about Rise of the Beasts other than what you come to expect from a Transformers movie at this point. Some might think I’m demanding to much from the kind of movies that solely exists to be fun popcorn flicks that don’t require much to turn your brain off too. However, with the kind of material is was adapting and is present onscreen, it could have made for one of the better Transformers movies rather than one that is middle-of-the-pack at best. Despite sharing similar faults as Bumblebee with following familiar beats and tropes, it lacks the energy and heart that film provided, leaving this one feeling more disposable than anything else. It delivers the action, visuals, and spectacle you can come to expect from these movies and does them well to make for a fine watch but it doesn’t do enough to justify the Beasts Wars brand or even the brand that it has follow through for over a decade now. Even with the tease at the end of a potential cross-over in the future, Rise of the Beasts feels too surface value and run-of-the-mill. And if the lackluster box office numbers have been any indication, I’m certainly not alone in thinking that.

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